Honestly, I don’t know why more people don’t buy bizarre thumb drives (25 Photos)

  • bigb7965

    #18. I want!

    • SandiegoGirl

      I know a guy who has one of these …

      • Mark

        Yea, my mom's cousin's ex-wife's neighbor has one.

  • Tomas

    #10 not exactly a good idea given that gold now sells for $1500+/ounce. LOL

    • Justin

      Hey. It's an investment. You can always melt it down later.

    • Goose

      Erm, it's probably not real gold…

  • E.V.L.

    #10 and #19 look pretty cool, but some of these are pretty stupid … just my opinion.

    • BigDingo

      Agreed, the neat design ones are awesome but the bulky ones would be a bitch to carry around and wouldn't work with most laptops considering the clearance between the USB port and my desk on my laptop.

  • BigDingo

    Don't know how long #13 would last before I tried to eat it…

    • kodakkid

      1 joint

  • equalizermax

    Where can you buy this? I want one!…

  • WoogyMonster

    Chivery needs to market one that is a hot female doll, complete with side boob, gap, and a pull string. Pull the string and she says "Chive on".

    • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

      no, it needs to spread the legs when you pull the string revealing the usb plug and you the usb plug itself says "mind the gap" instead of the memory size.

  • Jeff

    Chive! Y u no post link to these small pieces of awesomeness

  • Beano

    You guys are awesome. However, the app sucks major hairy balls. Still. Please do whatever it takes to let the programmers know your loyal Chivers will not stand for this, and deserve better. I freaking love The Chive and used to check the app constantly when I was away from the desk, but not now….

    Your Loyal Friend,

  • misschris

    #14 – Woah, I have that EXACT tube of lipstick… cool.

    • r.pgh

      good story

  • tank

    cool flash drives but i got one question when are the chive meet up tix going on sale ???

  • perkins

    where is everyone?…ohh right, jackin off to the under-side boob debate post

  • Mmm_Ciao

    Probably because these kind of usb drives cost more than regular ones do. #10

  • 123

    for the love of god, get an iphone

  • Brother Maynard

    #3 is the best. I want one.

  • MigraineBoy

    Chive, y u no give away more bizarre thumb drives?

  • Wyatt

    #26 i like my fire sauce without a liberal political message

    • wyoboy

      Me too.

  • Bob

    #9…I don't get this one, because, why would you need a flash drive the size of a train car, duh, stupid.

  • Imyourhuckleberry

    Chive missed the humping dog drive. Plug it in and it’s hips move, humping your laptop. Gf got it for me

  • Picasso

    i have one in shape of a coors light beer bottle 🙂

  • poseidon

    I was surprised that this one was not put up

    • Imyourhuckleberry

      Haha I have the one that looks like a beagle

  • JAS

    Y u have no Transformer USB? Chive, I am disappoint. Here it is for you. http://www.amazon.com/Transformer-USB-Flash-Memor

  • Steve

    #26 thats what she said..

  • MellMurda

    Is #24 also a camera?

  • https://www.facebook.com/schulzen Federico Schulzen

    #3 win

  • wkdfrog

    #1 Awesome as is the hard drive with #7

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