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  • Deen

    omg, it doesn't work 😮

  • fano

    All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go…
    #2

    • Jacob

      I'm standing here outside your door

      • Lawrence

        I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
        #8

        • sarah

          But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn

          • greazzlybear

            The taxi's waitin', he's blowin' his horn

            • tron

              shut the fuck up.

        • dizzard

          Tell me that you'll wait for me

          • Allenavw

            Hold me like you'll never let me go.

            Even when I read the first comment I read it like the song. Can't believe people don't know it!

    • Henrik

      What the hells up with all these fucked up comments?

      • Angry Kid

        Par for the course.

      • Jimmy5923

        must not know the song.

        • dub

          I've been trying to tell myself the same thing… but unfortunately, it can't be un-known.

          • bud

            agreed. that song sucks patty's ass.

            • vagina jones

              not sure what patty has to do with it… but yes, yes it does.

  • DistractedIndividual

    Wish I could go to the meet up 😦

    • b-ry

      ditto…however i will not be streaming the Chive party from my couch at home on a saturday. i do have my own life.

  • Deen

    thank god, it works!

    • Deen Penis

      Not as often as I'd like to.

  • JOE

    THERS NO FUCKEN PICS OF THIS WOMAN!!!!!!

    • SweetAwesomeness

      TITS or ….well anything else you would be willing to show us!!!! xD

  • Jimmy C

    Should do a meet-up out by NYC.

  • peter paul

    the chive is destroying the internet in the best possible way these days

  • dev0

    chive Y U No Post Pics of Hot Chick

    • Droogie

      agree. this chick's got a face shaped like a wedge of cake. that or a shoe-horn.

    • Surf and Snow

      Agreed. Lauren is way overhyped. John's sister is hotter.

      • Jordan

        …*shrugs* More for me..

  • Kod1ak

    #4 gotta love that smile.

    • lolnonomous

      gotta hate that cropping

  • makers mark

    i tip my hat to john, leo and all the chivers. You're on almost every computer in my bio class right now, even the girls.

  • miles

    im jealous of everything in that room.

  • The_BOFH

    Genuine smile and perfect body. I'll always long for her. #7 Keep it up Lauren, I'll be watching 🙂

    • Love2LiveLife

      creeper

      • 2sickofDorks

        More like "Love2BaDouche"

    • EdWood

      That is one hell of a beautiful picture.
      Oh yeah, one hell of a beautiful woman also.

  • StuScottsLeft Eye

    #2 is great and she is hot. Well Done.

    • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

      Lauren. You are suuuch a babe.

      • Shawn

        Whit, I love when you talk dirty to the other girls on the Chive hahahahaha

        • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

          I do my best. 😉
          Seriously… look at #2. Bombshell.

          • Shawn

            haha I know you do, and trust me, I saw it, I agree strongly, just saying, I like your style is all hahahaha

            • El Chiverino

              Case of the gigles there Shawn?

              • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

                I tend to have that effect sometimes.
                Giggling is healthy. Especially when it's along with a Chivette. It's better than an apple a day.

                • Maynard B.

                  are you a prostitute?

                  • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

                    Yeah a prostitute who hasn't been laid since January…Business is slllloooww I guess.
                    Pfff.
                    I'm smarter than I look.
                    I don't need to prostitute to make money.

                    • Borat

                      very nice, how much?

                    • Azamat

                      Really man? A Borat joke? Fuck. What were you in a coma?

                    • Rhetorical Rant

                      It's funny how people come to this site and look at girls showing off their bodies, but then begrudge them for doing so.

                      The need to judgmentally insult is for what reason? Bitterness? Self consciousness? Sexism?

                    • thatwasfun

                      January…that needs to change… haha

  • http://theflintskinny.blogspot.com/ The Flint Skinny

    #2 Adding new servers to the office just to handle how many of us will be streaming.

    • b-ry

      i'm guessing it will be painfully slow to watch live on-line. but ima try!

      • Double Personality?

        b-ry · 2 hours ago
        ditto…however i will not be streaming the Chive party from my couch at home on a saturday. i do have my own life.

        • b-ry

          meaning today….work day. saturday is a different story.

    • b-ry

      i bet it'll be painfully slow to watch on-line…but ima try!

      • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

        Hey you should post that 6 more times.

  • Juan

    #6 Hump Day continues. And may it never end.

  • Randy Marsh

    Saying she's hot doesn't even do her justice

  • orangewhip

    #8

    lip bite gallery. do it. do it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Greg-Brannon/837904897 Greg Brannon

      Too much Lip bite (just for the sake of a lip bite) = duckface

      • too much

        a little more subtle would be way hotter.

        • Lauren Gentile

          I'll take note. I have really fleshy lips and can't do a lip bite without laughing so it's usually a fail most times. 😛

          • THE MAN

            LIP BITE IS PERFECT
            BY THE WAY DUCKFACE IS GREAT TOO

            • THE CREEPY MAN ^^^

              Lauren: Please notice me… Everything you do is great! I bet your farts smell awesome! Love me… LOVE ME!!!!

              • The Real D. Nozzle

                yeah, that sounds like about 99% of the chive right there. well done.

          • Doc

            Fleshy lips for the win!! Awesome to bite on.

            And Lauren, please stop. I don't want to die this young. My poor little heart can't take it for much longer…

  • I AM MAD BRO

    Damn it. I wish I could have started a company where girls email me their scantly clad pics and I could fly them across the country to come pose for me, and probably end up getting into their pants later that evening and then.. AND THEN.. probably be able to write the whole thing off as a business expense.

    • ROK247

      probably? try assuredly. the chive's accountant shakes his head and grumbles to himself the entire time he is preparing their tax return.

    • Angry Kid

      U mad bro?

    • U MAD BRO

      i wish i could've been so busy not having sex to have thought of that too. oh well.

      • U MAD BRO

        *With a man

        • NOT MAD BRO

          nope sorry, i don't swing that way. good look though, i'm sure you'll find someone.

          • U TOTALLY MAD BRO

            Seriously, I was having sex with a man… making me too busy to have thought of that….

            Lots and lots of sweaty man sex. Then to prove my gayness, I decided to post about it. As any man having lots of gay sex indubitably would.

            I just used the word indubitably in a sentence.

            • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

              10 points for you for using indubitably in a sentence.

              Your point is no longer valid.
              He used indubitably in a sentence.

              But.. he also talked a lot about having sex with a man. Almost too much. So therefore -10 points.

              • Brother Maynard

                That was good whitney. Now I just have one question: paper or plastic?

                • Father Maynard

                  You wanna bag her groceries?

                  • Brother Maynard

                    Yeah, I wanna bag the butter alright…….

                    • Y U So Douche?

                      weeeeaaaaak

                    • Y U So Douche

                      weak i say! jam it in my ass HARDER big daddy!

                    • Father Maynard

                      Interesting you went there with that, son….. explains your pent up aggression and need for douche baggery.

                    • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

                      You know what's sad Brother Maynard?
                      If your screen name is any way associated with the musician then we both know and respect his talent. Therefore, we have something in common. But you still feel inclined to bash about my "butter face" incessantly. It's sad. We could have been great internet friends. haha

                  • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

                    Father Maynard. I see what you did there. 🙂

  • b-ry

    afternoon who's time? EST OR PST….this is CRUCIAL information!

    • tron

      whichever one you're not in.

  • bull1123

    Master of the subtle lip bite #3 & #8

    • Jack Johnson

      Neither one is subtle…. Lauren looks like she is trying to eat her self.

      Nice lips tho, can't blame her.

  • Brett

    Calendars…It's already May guys. But otherwise excellent choice. #6

    • I AM MAD BRO

      Yea. cause calenders is why this is happening

    • Jimmy5923

      this isn't the last year ever ya know?

      • NoShameInMyGame

        NO, that would be next year – 2012……….

  • evan

    nice ass #6 but not much of anything else

  • Lucas

    #2 what a fucking tease…. unfair

  • CoLNo1

    #2…. no #5…no #3…, ah, no #6…. I can't decide!!

    • aleXTC

      I FUCKING LOVE THIS GIRL

  • mark

    Woo hoo! Go LG! #7 is absolute perfection… but bring back the quad stretch!!!

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