Hot Girls in the Middle of Nowhere (20 HQ Photos)

  • That Guy

    #3 I thought the gallery was about hot girls!!!

    • Lucas


    • Matt

      she's ehh. the shape of her body is weird

      • Tyler J Smith

        If you mean weird you mean perfect you're right, though I will admit her face is a bit disproportional

        • Mike

          perfect? the only perfect thing I see in that picture are those pelicans

    • DaddyD

      Well, she's probably hotter than any woman you'll ever date!

      • Ben

        BING!!! oh wait bing sucks

        • DCMOFO

          Try Zing!, Zing! works well.

    • simon

      photo shop is for liars.

    • bud

      thats no shop. im pretty sure thats fenny from supertangas

      • its_forge

        Nope, Fenny has shoulders proportionate to her hips. Either this photo is distorted or that woman has a somewhat odd shape. I don't find it unattractive though.

    • Pudmeister69

      Couldn't be grosser. that girl := ipecac;

    • willkm75

      I bet if she asked you to do her you wouldnt refuse!!!! Dont Hate!!!

      • dOOb

        Whatever guys… you could park a car in that GAP. I can guarantee every single dude on here would tap that given the chance!

        • willkm75

          thats what I'm saying!!! I would fuck the shit outta her!!! In a hart beat no hesitation…

    • jaob

      what you talking about she PRETTY

    • Catalystika

      #3… big butt + small boobs = DO NOT WANT

  • lol

    look at her cooch

    • biggles


  • thelimey

    Leaving it late mac?

    • Mac the Intern

      Sorry, we had the chive meet up last night in Venice. It was epic. I'm extremely hung over.

      • sam

        youre hung over from drinking your first beer ever.

  • Fat but Ugly

    FIRST!!!! (Fuck popularity, I want attention)

    • sammuelchase

      taking the paula route i see

      • Paula_

        I hardly ever do 'firsties' dear. But when I do, I annoy the crap out of you.

        – Dear customer, I hope you fall and break your neck

    • LukeSkywalker

      and virginity too apparently.

    • Nephilim

      You're fat, ugly, stupid and way late.

    • Fat but Ugly

      I wanted attention, but you guys are really giving away your attention for free. No challenge here, I should try a more subtle approach next time.

  • scharfy

    #9 Pretty girl. Silly setting.

    • Who the hell is 17?

      #17 For the win and runner up. How is it nobody mentioned this 17 on page one? That is epic.

  • hughjass

    good lord at those eyes!!!!!

    • harry

      its called photo shop retard.

    • WirelessCable

      if you stare into her eyes she will melt your soul

    • JBinNC

      Every time I see this pic I just can't help but stare for about 5 minutes. Gorgeous

  • Dingo8MyBaby

    How many of these girls actually make it back from nowhere after their photo shoot?

    • Henrik

      That's the stupidest, funniest comment I've seen yet.

  • TheFlintSkinny

    #18 just made Reef millions. Wow.

  • Lucas

    #8 absolutely ridiculously hot

    • Jethro

      Yeah…. Just WOW! Can't put my finger on it… But I sure wanna try!

  • Bruce

    #3 Freakin Hawt

    • matt

      agreed. they could post this pic every day and I'd be happy.

      • Chesty Laroo

        it disturbs me how disproportionate her hips are to her torso. She looks like her upper half got crushed. Reminds me (sort of) of half the depictions of aliens out there.
        That said, each half in its own right isn't bad, but the top and bottom just don't belong on the same person.

        • Jay

          I wonder which way here knees bend 😉

        • Paula_

          She wanted a wider 'chest', the photoshop guys heard 'waist', and there you go.

          – The one you love to hate

      • Joe

        Face it. We'd all still do 'er… even if her knees do bend the other way.

    • Haz Ramos


    • Nephilim

      Hot, wet, perkies, serious gap, serious camel toe – I don't see the problem.

    • Bruce

      You're all just too picky.

  • sammuelchase

    #11 the red head takes home the gold

    • Chesty Laroo

      ah yes another susan coffey pick, that girl is hot!

  • jeremy

    wheres milf sunday for mothers day??

    • Surf and Snow


    • ranD

      i thought the SAME thing!!!!!!

  • Diana Santos

    #15 ahaha I thought you would't use my pic…nice surprise Chive, I was needing of something to put me up today :p thank you!! ❤

    • Nelson Costa

      a portuguese hottie. really nice tush babe B) :*

      • Diana Santos

        go portugal! lol and thank you :*

        • Jacksansjill

          For future reference Diana, if you ever are in need of some ego-boosting, positive comments about your tush, feel free to let me know.

          • Diana Santos

            LOL thanks,i will xD

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      I told you you wouldnt disappoint. that photo is hot! you have a great tush, congratulations!
      you are now a preliminary chivette, when are you submitting a gallery?

      • Diana Santos

        yes,you did 🙂 and thaks for the coment :p

        preliminary chivette? lol that was funny xD but i guessa gallery is too much for me :p

    • BloodScrubber

      Well done Diana….well done indeed. B)

      • Diana Santos

        thank u very much 😀

  • J-Wes

    #11 damn we need moar of her, amazingly sexy

    • anonymous

      Her name is Susan Coffey. Even my girlfriend is crazy for her.

  • ydodonutshave2die

    behind the scenes sunday…

  • josh

    there are too many flat chested girls in this gallery. chive is not what it used to be.

    • ham

      not every woman has to have big breasts. thats why the chive is awesome because they post women of all shapes and sizes, big breasts or no breasts they can still be beautiful

    • dumb

      You are dumb and not a long time chiver.

      • cjayy

        no, you are dumb and narrow-minded

        • China


    • its_forge

      Tits are not the entire universe. There are thousands of things to like about a picture of a woman and tits are only two of those things.

  • tits_mcgee_

    #18 me likey. moar?

  • The Kid

    I need to find the middle of nowhere that these girls go to! All i found was a chipmunk!

    • Paula_

      I dare you to say that to my face next time we meet you idiot!

      – and it wasn't even the middle of nowhere

  • Chelios

    #14 OMFG!

    • Baldy


    • jake

      dont be fooled by photo shop.

      • Jonjon Moon

        jesus, we all know all this girls are photo shopped…. stop ruining the dream!
        just find her! i want more photo shopped #14!

    • V4Vendetta14

      Those eyes…hypnotic…

  • Damien

    You drive. You drive. I think there's something wrong with me.
    There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning.

    • fgj

      Lol at your hipster bullshit.

      • Kenneth Tautfest

        haven't a clue

        • fgj

          No, I'm aware he is quoting the Wave Speech from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (the book).

      • V4Vendetta14

        Hunter S. Thompson, the original Hipster? No…hipsters suck…

        • its_forge

          Hunter Thompson would've met a hipster, talked to him for a few seconds, and then shot him in the crotch and drove off laughing about it.

    • Glenn_Coco

      Fear and Loathing ftw.

  • Snark

    am I the only one tired of models?? How about moar real chivettes? I vote no moar models….

  • Whiplash

    Mac, I'm surprised you were even able to post today, last night was epic. So awesome to party with you. Cant wait for more ninja photos haha

    • Mac the Intern

      So many photobombs, so many hoverhands.

      • Whiplash

        yeah you shoulda seen what we did after. we got lost on the way to that other place

        • denzino

          so jealous right now…

  • smokerssmellbad

    #1 — not hot. They both smell like ashtrays…

    • ABO

      And they drink shitty beer.

    • Anon

      You need to be more shallow dude, these posts are about hot looking girls not their life choices.

      • northerner

        a cig hanging out of a woman's mouth is not hot. Only the tip that will burn you is hot. It's like kissing an ashtray. No thanks. Been there, done that. Actually, they both look like major trouble if you stop. Good looking but dangerous.

        • its_forge

          A woman with a cigarette habit indicates an oral fixation. Just so you know.

    • Chesty Laroo

      Bah, pick 'em up anyway, find a creek and rinse em off real good, and they'll be better than new (and most importantly, wet).

      • Jacksansjill

        Chesty Laroo, I am here to present you todays award for wining the internets. Grats.

    • capthook

      I drove a old bronco. Ive been day dreaming about driving down a dusty road and seeing this. Id risk waking up in a bathtub of ice for a joyride with these two.

  • AuSome


    • Jordan

      she is my dream girl.

    • alex

      thats not her.

    • Adam

      There is talk that she could play LARA CROFT in the next Tomb Raider movie.

  • Old

    #3 has weird proportions…

    • Fred Buecker

      Agreed, yet I would not kick her out of bed for eating cookies…

    • todd

      its photo shop.

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