Burt Reynolds’ ’70s fan letters proves that he IS a God (7 Photos)

The letters to Burt are hilarious but Burt’s responses are even better.
Via Buzzfeed

  • Urban

    #1 Thought she was giving him a reach-around.

    • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

      She might have been

    • ROK247

      from what i can see, that seems to be the plan

    • iambigd42

      She is, it's been shopped 🙂

  • Knuckledonkey

    #3 What?

  • DirtyArmySpecialist

    the womb broom…

  • bourbonbasted

    Womb broom = epic

    • gladheateher

      pretty sure I'm growing a mustache because of that line.

      • BloodScrubber

        You'll be glad you did. Ive had mine since I was 15. 😉

  • Admiral Ackbar

    Burt Reynolds, setting the Awesome bar very high!

    • Bence Béky

      I'm wondering if he is more awesome than Bill Murray…


      • hMMMM

        It'd be a tough call if we were evaluating them in their prime, but Bill Murray has stayed cool whereas Burt is now regarded as kind of a cheeseball…

  • https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

    I believe this is how that maid met and boned Arnold.

  • dajesus

    #3 – Glad to see that grammar assassination isn't totally the internet's fault.

    • august west

      nope, being from the south helps too.

      • dave

        obviously that wasn't the state, dumbass. it was the country of Georgia.

  • iambigd42

    #2 One of the best tough guys from the 70s and 80s. Besides John Wayne and Steve McQueen:)

  • CarTuned

    Burt "The Bandit" Reynolds is doing it all sorts of right!

  • Ken

    I was looking for a letter from Rollergirl.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Taylor-Chalupiak/752215224 Taylor Chalupiak

    Like a Buuuauce.

  • E.V.L.

    I think Burt's responses were better than some of the original letters!

  • wkdfrog

    #5 "look at those two nuts trying to pull the log out of that swamp" LMAO 🙂

  • Still Wood

    #3 – Conclusion – Anyone who likes Burt Reynolds is fucking retarded.

  • pass

    too much reading thanks.

    • Burt R.

      you missed out, you dumb bunny! These are priceless little gems… what I would give to know what this feels like. Oh wait, I do!

    • Lloyd

      I have a ball. Perhaps you would like to bounce it?

      • pass

        only if it will come back. i don't want to chase it.

  • equalizermax

    Your Grandmas' been flirting to Burt Reynolds?

  • Logic

    Burt Reynolds is LEGENDARY!

  • WhirledPeas

    Ha ha, it’s funny cuz it’s bigger than a normal hat!

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    #5- You can't draw a better map of where a woman's bellybutton is located…………Hahaaaaaaa! ( Cannonball Run laugh )

  • sexoffender

    is even better than twitter…

  • Tillman

    Fortunately, whenever I see Burt Reynolds I think of Norm Macdonald impersonating him on the old SNL "Jeopardy" skits.

    "It's an over-sized hat. It's funny."

  • zym

    My goal is now to find and purchase this book.

  • Paula_

    My biggest crush of those days is, and will always be, Steve McQueen though.

    – the one you love to hate

    • Craig

      Most sane thing I've ever heard you say.

  • KansasStunts

    Turd Ferguson

    • Jake

      's a funny name..

  • j-man85

    ahh…the pre-twitter days

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