Chivette of the Week: Sarah Jay (26 Photos)

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For the next... forever... we're going to be bringing you a Chivette of the Week every Thursday. Every Chivette qualifies for the awesome honor so start submitting as soon as possible.

One of the things I love most about our Chivettes is that they are actually active in the Chive community. Sarah Jay is no exception. I've been posting her funny submissions for months when one day she decided to submit for 'Sexy Chivers' and I realized she was also hottern' hell. I'll let Sarah take it from here.

Hey Chivers! I'm Sarah Jay (just be sure not to Google my name at work!) and I just hit 21 last week. I'm from Orange County, California, but don''t hold it against me. I don't dye my hair or have fake nails or own a purse that could pay to feed half of Africa. I'm honestly a regular girl... and a nerd at that. I love to read, did four years of Model UN in high school, and LOVE Star Wars. I'm going to school right now to become a nurse. Trauma nurse, to be exact. Bring on the blood and guts!

But my passions are writing and photography. I'm in love with the ocean, and I'm a California girl through and through. Give me the beach on a sunny day and a deck of cards, and I'm happy. I'm always listening to music (thank you Pandora!!) from the Beatles to Johnny Cash to the Bloodhound Gang. Favorite movies: Forrest Gump and The Big Lebowski. I also adore True Blood.

I fell for the Chive immediately after seeing my first DAR, and when I found out John played the goofy deputy on True Blood, it was the blood covered cherry on top! I'm an aunt to 8 awesome kids, and I think I enjoy Yo Gabba Gabba more than they do. The way to my heart? Buy me an In-N-Out burger (double-double, please!) and take me camping. Or just snag me some of that mythical Chive gear! No, really, I can't even get the stuff (hint). Chive On!

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  • mikey

    I'm not usually a hair guy but… #4

    • Whoa

      Not to mention the feet. Would love to lick the hell out of it.

  • Brad

    Are you a Latina, SJ?

    • Matt

      I'd say Native American but that's just a guess.

      • geez

        I'd say you guessed wrong..

        • Sarah's Man

          Puerto Rican for sure. The most awesome girl on the Chive yet! Thank you Sarah!!!

  • gamer1

    #14 love a smiling chivette!

    • oX_Animal_Xo

      And she has such a nice, genuine smile at that!

    • truthteller

      But a pathetic body.

  • lars

    #24 what is it about a perfect tush and a railing?

    • Jak

      *something clever about railing tush

    • nice

      #23 CLEARLY on tippy toes to make her calves look better.

      • its_forge

        Tippy toes also drives the hamstring muscles and cause the back to arch a little harder which emphasizes the bum. It's a good thing, tippy toes.

    • rich

      its not even a picture of her. how can you be certain its her if you cant see her face.

      • The Neighbor

        I took the picture, it’s her; they all are

    • urdad

      What tush ? Unles ur into biy bums.

  • DJwillflo

    Can't tell you glad i am that you burned your bra, Sarah.


    #17 very nice!

    • aleXTC

      Oh my science

    • thesensibleone

      Whats so nice about a girl with a boys body ? Faggots.

      • Kris Warwick

        you sofa king we tar did.

  • Brad

    I think she looks like a taller Kristin Kreuk…

    • Scot

      I thought the same thing!

    • b-ry

      and a mild cross of Catherine Zeta.

    • sarah jay

      I do get kristen kreuk a lot. in junior high my classmates called me lana. but i am definitely not taller. i'm incredibly short (5'1)…hence the tip-toes to reach the rail over the plants. :]

      • Sean Doherty

        Well, seein' as Kristen K is my personal fantasy you fit the bill pretty damn well.

        Fancy marring an english man?

        All joking aside, your a gorgeous lass, never let anyone tell you different.

        • Sean Doherty

          Marrying* christ, I can't spell.

      • aleXTC

        whats your ethnicity if you don't mind me asking??

        • sarah jay

          mexican/italian/czech mostly :] it's fun to see what people guess though.

          • its_forge

            Latin America and Central Europe *always* blend so well. (Wife is Venezuelan/Spanish/Czech)

          • MB Local

            Don't let all of these cyber nerds with a chip on their shoulder get to you. I'm a very picky guy and I think you're stunning.

            • its_forge

              Seconded. Sarah is one of the genetically fortunate. Although I'm sure that great complexion and terrific shape were certainly helped by Sarah herself.

  • DDD

    What a coincidence that you're becoming a nurse! I love to nurse!

    • Animaniac

      "HHeeeeelllllllooooo, nurse!"

    • intensedeabte1


  • Emily

    #23 I was so busy staring at her butt I almost missed the calf muscles there

    • jason

      thanks for pointing that out… Emily

    • b-ry

      yea those are hot legs but she's clearly standing on her toes to make them stick out. anyone can do that.

      • Zenbaas

        Anyone can stand on their toes. Not everyone has calves like that ;)

      • its_forge

        LOL no, not anyone

  • Eric
  • Rob

    John is on true blood??

    • emille

      yeah, and owns the chive. his life doesn't suck

    • aosux

      How do you get internet under that rock?

    • Urban

      Nice. I love the show and did not know this. Going back to watch…

  • Eddie J

    #13 #18 Super gorgeous latin hottie !! <3

  • joey98

    a rather local chivette! there is still hope for california! ;)

  • Reed

    #24 I'd rail that

    • T Montana

      i'd do rails off that

  • EdwardC

    #20 Nice neck babe. i'd love to kiss it, lick it, and gently bite it.. B)

    • FBY


    • Urban

      Nothing wrong with this comment. She did say she likes True Blood. Read next time.

      • Josh

        EdwardC is not from True Blood though, that's a Twilight reference, so gay as gay gets

        • Jon

          Josh, do you know how I know you're gay? Yes, that you knew the true history of EdwardC….know how I know that I'm gay? Because I like you……A LOT.

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  • KeyserSoze


  • Sara Jay Is Ugly

    She's ok but come on, you can do a lot better than this.

    • franco

      get bent. and to name yourself 'sara jay is ugly' proves you're probably 13 years old.

      her name is Sarah, learn to spell

      • intensedeabte1

        Franco should suck a bent one. I dig the name.

    • bigmikeskinsfan

      youre going to get a lot of flack for this but you are right. shes mediocre at best. cute and i would talk to her but compare her to some of the others and shes not even in the same league. she must be tight with the chive guys.

      • Anon

        Who gives a shit if she's not the hottest fucking slut to send in pics to Chive? She's cute and has some nice assets… and doesn't appear to be a slut, which is actually a bonus in my book.

        • Pound Town

          nothing slutty about sending half naked pics to be posted on the internet. nothing at all…

        • urdad

          FINALLY somebody with a brain ,yes she is UGLY and a slut no doubt. No ass no boobs but the losers here at Chive are so desperate that anything will do for them.

          • its_forge

            Ugly of course because she's vaguely ethnic-looking. C'mon urdad, admit you're a screaming pillowcase-head bigot. It's okay, really it is.

    • Robi5150

      I hate that the Chive has become inundated with a bunch of bottom feeding trolls! Wasn't always this way.

      • b-ry

        no…just honest people.

  • Man in black

    #8 a Johnny Cash fan. F*ck yeah!

    • intensedeabte1

      Look at the size of that nostril! Gross!

    • girl-fartstillstink

      she just farted and it smells naaaaaaaasty

  • ChiverMeTimbers


    • RamRod

      You don't have to shout

    • Pete

      Whats that in her nose?

  • That Guy

    eh… she's alright. but any chivette willing to be the chivette of the week is okay in my book.

    • intensedeabte1

      This Guy knows what he is talking about.

      • That Guy

        yes i knew i'd get a lot of thumbed down but i had to comment on what i saw. from a sea of the most beautiful fans, it's a tough market.

    • rich

      there is nothing special about this average looking girl.

      • truthteller

        Chive is mostly full of nerds who have no friends let alone a gf ,they are obese and have never been laid so they get excited for any random chic.

        • Seanluke

          Gentlemen please!

  • leocast

    Shes hot

  • JFK

    #23 #24 humptastic

  • BMW

    Smokin' #7 #13 #15

  • Please

    I think this post should include 1 NSFW pic each week also

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