Celebs worth gawking (35 Photos)

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  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    There are no comments posted yet. Be the first one!
    DON'T NAG!! CHIVE IS ASKING FOR IT!!

    FIIIRRRRrrrrRRRRRRSST!!! FIRST! FIRST!!! FIRST!

    BTW Chive, why are we no longer hearing about Pattys weight loss? Has he gained all of it and then some again?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – posting before the gallery goes live rocks

    • ronald mcdonald

      patty's a fatty. i want to see that nekid girl. come on patty!

    • Oasis

      Seems like she got down to almost being topless and copped out on us.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Oh so now the title is 'gawking'? Some editor woke up and finally realized 'stalking' is not something to be encouraged hmmm?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – stalking the Chive editors for months now

      • Brybry

        (crying)

        Stop FIGHTING Coldzilla and hater! We are supposed to be "Chivers" not "Hivers" (you two are fighting like angry honeybees) – now cease and desist and go back to insulting Paula – who is as much a staple on these forums as virgins are to giving thumbs-up to every Lauren Gentile comment, the DAR, and FLBP.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          So why are you replying to me then? I'm not even in that battle, I'm just enjoying the show!

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

    • Coldzilla

      As some other Douchette once said…….

      "Congratulations, you ARE first!
      Please celebrate by sticking your fingers in a running blender. "

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Really? Are you so unoriginal and uninspired that you had to throw my own creative writing back at me? You couldn't think of a single funny/cruel/insulting/bashing etc. thing to say?
        I am disappoint.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • Coldzilla

          Nah just pointing out what a hypocritical douchette you are thats all. 😉

          Oh

          Wait

          Did I forget Attention whore?

          Awwwwwwwwwwwwww my bad

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            I'm a troll! The good thing about that is that yes, you CAN be a hypocrit. And douche. And attention whore. And annoying. And not working for the Chive.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

            • Coldzilla

              Wait

              You forgot Bitch

              Yeah cant forget bitch

              • Red

                agree with hater. you are something of a petulant dick.

                • Coldzilla

                  Aw gee, now my feelings are REALLY hurt…………….

    • Matt

      Go suck start a .45.

    • isawoj

      Patty got fired after he snapped and threw down his plate of celery and ate Bella.

    • Joey

      You son of a bitch leave Patty out of this, go pick on your mom for not having the courage to visit Doctor Hanger and getting rid of such annoying creature, x o x o – Joey

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Whaaaat, I was only kindly inquiring about how my dear and highly respected good friend Patty is doing. I'm simply worried because we haven't heard about his progress the last few weeks. I actually care (and want to see beerhat-girl Whitney get down to business too of course).

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one who loves Patty so much she even shares a toothbrush with him (he doesn't know)

  • that dude

    Yea!

  • jdust

    Challenge accepted!

  • Sick

    fine, but

    why spoil the appetite when we know the chivettes are coming

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      These gorgeous beauties spoil your appetite? HAND OVER YOUR MAN CARD!!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • Zach

      and leave your ball-bag at the door.

  • Zach

    #5 Her career might be done. She should turn to Playboy.

    • Jedi

      You mean porn

    • oughtnot

      She stopped being hot after the first 10 minutes of Transformers 2. Very over-rated.

      • bob

        great actress? no. hot? most definitely.

        • humptus

          Fox pre nose job = hot, now she just looks like the evil witch!

      • its_forge

        THIS is TOTALLY one woman that belongs on that guy's list of overrated women he keeps reposting. Holy frick this woman REDEFINES "overrated." She is not, not, NOT hot. Whatsoever.

    • MovieMaker13

      She had a career?

    • Dan

      Never piss off a Jew in Hollywood.

  • urban

    Damn, no Kari Byron

    • amrith777

      My sentiments exactly *sigh*
      Hey Chive–Me and urban want us some Kari Byron!! :@

    • Zach

      Got to have some Kari for us geeks.

    • Negrodamas

      Indeed! Man she's hot…and continues to get hotter.

    • Chivelovin'

      Yeah, but yet that's still nothing compared to the lack of EVA MENDES ! How on earth can you pretend to show us celebrities sexy pics and miss Eva Mendes ? Damn Chive, everyone is tired by the end of the week but still …. Make it up by an all-Eva-gallery ?

      • Slappy McGee

        hell no. ever since i saw that video of her rapid-fire farting, i never want to look at her again.

  • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

    I don't consider Angeline Jolie to be young, per say… but #13 Minka Kelly will always dominate any list of celebs for me. She is literally flawless.

    • http://www.facebook.com/lalo.spain Lalo Teijeiro

      I would say "I couldn't agree more with you" 'cus well you know.. you're a chivette but… #4 all day long !

      • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

        She is pretty damn hot but I've seen Minka without makeup and she is absolutely breathtaking…and Katy hasn't made a no-makeup debut yet, sadly. The natural look matters a lot with celebs because they can get any talented makeup artist to make them look scorching…but I'm a chick and overly picky like that! 😉 Her boobs are the definition of epic though!!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          There are photos of Katy without makeup…. Let's just say she looks way different.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the creature under your bed

          • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

            So I Googled it…and you are completely right. I fn' hate makeup!

            So yeah. I stand by my guns. Minka FTW.

            • de hornay

              and her body type appears to indicate that she'll be a reallly big girl as she gets older….

              • de hornay

                Katy that is

                • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                  Trust me, nobody here thought you were saying that about Lauren dear 🙂

                  Hugs,
                  Paula
                  – the one you love to hate

        • http://www.facebook.com/lalo.spain Lalo Teijeiro

          riiight, well-played with the makeup card !

    • Big_Curt

      I totally agree…u have great taste

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      and a self admitted pothead. bonus points! at least for this guy o_O

    • JT Mo-Nay

      God damn you Derek Jeter.

  • Tim Horton

    #32 FTW!!!

    • Glenn_Coco

      She puts the "over" in overrated.

  • kev

    #32
    wouldn't exactly say this one is "worth" stalking…useless.

    • Zach

      Tramp

    • Slappy McGee

      The 66 most overrated women of 2011, # 17 Kim Kardashian

      Superstar. It all boils down to that. That’s the reason we have crap like “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” polluting our airwaves or People magazine covers about her obscenely gaudy ring from a journeyman NBA player. That’s the reason she was ranked #45 by Askmen, #35 by Maxim, and a stunning #15 by FHM. That’s the reason we know about Kourtney, and Khloe, and why we still remember their freakyass looking stepdad Bruce Jenner as something other than a proud Olympian. The booty isn’t worth all the horrors we as a society have been forced to endure. Sorry.

      • Urban

        Amen brutha. All my Sci-Fi shows get canceled because of reality TV, like this crap, is cheap to make and all the Jerry Springer Zombies of the world watch it.

      • its_forge

        How in HELL is Kardashian not number one on that list?

    • Conor

      I thought this was a celebrities gallery?

  • Head Chef

    #26

    Young? Certainly not

    Hot? mmmm not.. The older she gets the more skeletal she becomes. Tomb Raider days hell yeah!

    • Shes=a=legend

      FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

    • Conor

      Still an obvious MILF.

  • Bacon&Eggs

    They all are the only reason to have a twitter account

  • Rick

    How about some captions? Don't recognize some of them.

    • newscot

      Knowing their names would make them a lot easier to stalk too.

    • http://www.facebook.com/babybluealliecat Allie Howard

      Thank you! I was worried I was the only one who didn't know who half of these chicks were…and why we should care about Ms. Fox and the Kardashians…I'm ashamed I actually know who THEY are…

  • charlie brown

    #23 Blake lively FTW

    • Jen

      yes sir

    • ImpressMe

      Blake lively….*yawn* nothing special…nothing noteworthy

      • Slappy McGee

        agree. another thin hollywood chick with shoulder-length blond hair. pass.

      • Jacksansjill

        apparently you havent seen her naked. Great rack.

        • Gotty

          Fake as hell rack

          • its_forge

            She however manages to get away with it partly by having a really fricking nice everything else. Her ass is beyond epic and she has legs that'd make Gene Kelly go O.O. And the augmented boobs don't look unnatural either.

  • newscot

    I don't know who half of these women are.

  • Duke

    #12

    I would stalk Marissa Miller until my feet fell off……

    and then id crawl

    • Randy Marsh

      Although this isn't anywhere close to the best picture of her

      • hater

        true…like they didn't even try to look up a good picture. actually, kinda the same with all the shots in the post. Random picture day.

    • Napoleon C4

      Buy.

    • Bryan

      that isn't marissa miller, it's brooklyn decker

  • hossmank

    Amen to this post! #3 and #7 are personal favorites.

  • Kaars

    #7… More Melanie Iglesias please 🙂

  • http://mydylan.tumblr.com/ Dylan

    #31 miss munn ❤

    • Broadbem

      LEO.. How about having a Munn-day?

    • Glenn_Coco

      Agreed Miss Dylan. You have excellent taste. 🙂

  • The Bandit

    #19 ..always hot and sexy….I just can't get enough of her!

  • Travis

    Who is #7? Moar!!

    • The Bandit

      …my thoughts exactly!

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        Melanie Iglesias, as posted above… again

  • Alex

    #11
    Who is that? .. it looks a little like Scarlett Johansson with bigger boobs.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      it IS Scarlett.

    • Grammar Ninja

      It's Scarlett Johansson with her regular boobs — which are big.

    • Mike von C

      It's Ancilla Tillia, a Dutch fettish model who looks like Scarlett Johansson! http://www.ancillatilia.com

      • bob

        ancilla tillia is too hot, she looks remarkably liek scarlett

      • Alex

        Thanks, good eye Mike! I can see from other comments a lot of people got this one wrong.

    • Boomer

      Yep! It's Ancilla Tilias Playboy shoot "Girls in Glasses"
      She's one sexy lady my friends…

  • Jimbo

    #8
    Entourage ftw. Emmanuele is so hot!!

    • RAS

      The only thing I will miss when the show ends.

  • VERY NICE POST

    BUT NOT CHIVETTES :p

  • DugFreez

    Don't believe everything you see on TV. Actually 20 years old.

  • NICE POST

    BUT STILL NOT CHIVETTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • yep

      How do you know? They might Chive too!

    • Jimmy C

      At some point these were regular everyday chicks. Now that they are famous, you don't want them? Go walk a plank.

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