Shopped birds are shopped. That is all (25 Photos)

  • Lalo Teijeiro

    #13 gets me every time

    • Honk

      And all this is imported straight from with absolutely no credit given. Classy Chive…

      • The Chivery

        Of course. It's The Chive!

  • suckafoo

    retarded posts are retarded, that is all

    • BaJezzus

      retarded comments are retarded, is that all?

    • The Dude

      oh by all means they should post yet another gallery about tits and ass. 'cause god knows you can't find that anywhere else on the internet or *gasp!* real life.

      • Charles

        i see what you did there. well played sir, well played.

    • Conor

      Retardedly AWESOME!

      • Chris Arabian

        You're twelve, aren't you?

        • NJF

          He can't come to the computer now, he's eating his PBJ with the crust cut off.

  • Married guy

    My wife doesn't like sex anymore. 😦

    • EdWood

      Yes she does.
      Just not with you.

      • Paula_

        Getting a strong deja-vu here…

        – the one you love to hate

    • Dave Swain

      shes doesnt like it any less either

    • duh

      Your wife doesn't like sex anymore? The answer is simple, you're doing it wrong. Three pumps and you roll your sweaty ass off of her and fall asleep won't cut it. Make her cum a few times before you even stick it in there and she'll love it once again. Appreciate the little things she does outside the bedroom. Compliment her and don't take her for granted. it's really not that difficult… (yeah I know you were just trolling but I thought I'd try a real answer for once)

    • equalizermax

      You Sir (Married Guy) are in a wrong website… This is not e-harmony or facebook….

    • word up

      That's you own damn fault. Man the fuck up and go after her

  • Fuck yeah

    1st biatches!! eat my dust! whoohooo

    • EdWood

      You are the 1st biatch.
      Celebrate with a box of Exlax chocolate.
      Then go watch a movie.

    • KeyserSoze

      It was a valiant effort. But no.

    • yep

      Swing and a miss… nice try though, thanks for playing, here's a copy of the home game…

  • OGMrWhite


    Master Chirp

    • hater


    • Hayden Fulghum

      I was going for Master Cheep, but that works too.

  • BMW

    Good ones…. #8 #11 #16 #23

  • NoMoGeronimo

    I laughed wayyyyy harder than I should have.

    #6 especially.

    Also, #21…Cockatoo Fett FTW

    • Firefighter23

      I believe that's a gray parrot not a cockatoo.
      Whoops dropped my ornithologist again.

    • HillBilly Bone

      That would be an African Grey.

  • Gomer

    Sorry Bob, but this series is about as retarded as Paula.

    • Homer

      Nothing is as retarded as Paula.

      • Paula_

        Why am I retarded now? Sheez, I removed a .22 bullet from someone who managed to shoot himself in the upper arm today. Now THAT's retarded.

        – the one you love to hate

  • NothingToSeeHere

    Seriously, WTF?

  • Impressed

    This turned out funnier than I thought it would. Lowered expectations for the win!

    • hater

      Agreed….kinda like the old chive a bit too.

      • Hubble

        Amen, broski.

  • mitter78

    For some reason this gallery was hilarious to me … #10 for the win.

    • guest

      yeah…i don't get it, i find these pictures awesome too..though it would be horrible at first. new meme?

  • Kaars

    #11… Liked this one the best.

  • de hornay

    complete waste of bandwidth… do better chive

    • reme

      I have second this. Even the worst posts I smile at least once. Not this time.

    • BGP

      You comment is a complete waste of Bandwidth.

      • Napoleon C4

        Correction: Birdwidth.

    • Mr. Primal

      C'mon, Chive this is pathetic. You can do better than this.

  • imguessingimaguest

    #3 i have a neighbor that looks like this so idk……

    • DCMOFO

      Does he have minions and goes by Gru?

  • SweetDannyJ

    Oh man… Exactly what my digesting Guinness needed.

    Good lulz here

  • HardCoreMike

    #23 – The Kerry King of the bird world…. SLAYER!

  • Glitched

    looks legit

  • davey

    Some of these are actually funny.

  • Erich

    Nuts to the fags who don't like lulzy shops.

  • Jimbozo

    Thought they were all amusing. Made my work day just a tad bit better.
    #2 For all those that didn't like this

  • causticcorsair

    I take issue with these being labeled as "hilarious."

  • Anonamau5

    I thought these would suck, but some were surprisingly good.

  • Impressed

    Not really, if you've been here for more than a week.

    • Homer

      Been around a long time. You would know if you had been around more than a couple months.

  • Elton John

    Sorry, I was here first.

  • TCal

    You sure some of these arnt real, i mean it is the internet?

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