Hot girls in the middle of nowhere (33 Photos)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    #3 is beautiful

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Asshole, you should have written 'FIRST' so I'd have a reason to nag.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

        glad i could ruin your day 🙂

    • Darryl

      Could've lost the kicks…just can't get rid of her hipster lifestyle.

      • miliano2.0

        Na, don't know what it is but I love a woman in hi top chucks.

    • equalizermax

      #32 – 'MERICA FUCK YAH!

  • PieceofMind

    How come Courage the Cowardly dog isn't here? He lives in the middle of nowhere… Or at least his aunt Muriel… Oh and #18 looks quite lovely. (:

    • trollface.jpg

      lol #21

  • NJF

    #30 Yeah! 😀

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Ha! If it isn't 'sheoncebelieved'… 🙂

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • sheoncebelieved

        Thank you Paula, I'm flattered you've been thinking of me lately

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Well… I've been thinking about the girl in the photos… 😉

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

    • Darryl

      nothing like plasticized jailbait…pass.

    • hMMMM

      She is in the middle of….a public park?

  • Married guy

    My wife doesn't like sex anymore 😦

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      maybe she's just mad at you for looking at hot chicks on theChive

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      It's getting a bit old now.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • sal

        Now you know how everyone feels about you

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I get more fanmail than you.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – stirring up the comment section

    • Shockwave

      No, she still likes sex. She just doesn't like sex with you. Got some bad news for you buddy. But better you know now and craft your own life just the way you want it.

  • maximum high

    Everyone nailed it, except #26.

    • You Know

      Honestly. Phones are killing appreciation.

    • its_forge

      "Hey I think I'll go downtown, pick up a hooker and drive her out to the beach and make her find her own way back."

    • Captlazarus

      I'm hoping she's texting for a sammich delivery for her and #11

    • BBQ Monkey

      Everyone? #8 got beat with an ugly stick

  • JAFitC

    #1 Yes, please.

    • Dan

      Please tell me somewhere there are a bunch more photos of her!

      • John T.

        Yes, its called the Internet and you're currently on it. Her names Kate Upton. Do you know what Google is?

        • Dan

          I didn't know her name, dumbass.

          • Henrik

            Wel then you must be living under a rock!

            • ChronicWanker

              I didn't know her name. Sorry I'm not a freaky pervert who spends every waking hour researching girls on the internet so I can jack off to them while I weep to my lonely self in my dark bedroom. Dickhead.

              • Bazinga

                With a name like that, that is a rather odd comment though.

              • Axehole

                Who are you trying to convince?

      • SupaDan
  • Not married guy

    #30 Dayum!!! Boi-oi-oing!

    • its_forge

      This woman exemplifies the word "firm."

    • kris

      u r very sexy n hot

  • Dodey

    Good Job Mac

    • Enzo Molinari

      I disagree…looks like were gettin down to the bottom of the barrel for nature babes

  • Bob

    #33 think she needs help? 😉

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Think she needs a longer skirt! She's gonna catch a cold this way! And you don't want to hear a vagina sneeze.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • dOOb

        speak for yourself… I wouldn't mind hearing a little sneeze!

        • Beldar

          She can sneeze in my face anytime.

  • MRWong

    #33 that would be all

  • mitter78

    #32 … 'merica

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Yeah… fake blond, fake boobs…

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

        that's L.A. paula

    • Trent

      Fuck yeah

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Looks like San Diego to me

    • its_forge

      She looks like that silhouette you see on mud flaps.

    • k-9

      god bless america

  • NitroKa

    #1 and #32 Perfect.

  • user1991

    #22

    • Slomotje

      find find find find

    • http://www.facebook.com/ztcraft Zach Craft

      st8 devilish eyes!!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Anyone care for a hot troll in the middle of nowhere?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      Paula, we don't care for you at all

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Yes you do ❤

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you need

        • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

          i'll admit that Paula does has some pretty stuff sometimes. sometimes. when she isn't try ing to get attention by say extremely uncalled for things, like calling someone and asshole for not saying first *cough, cough*

      • Paulo

        Speak for yourself. Paula makes the lower part of the Chive interesting.
        All you assholes do is say what you like best, spout a clever (to you) line and vie for a thumbs up.
        Keep on Chiving, Paula!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Nice line, I think I'll use that from time to time. Let me try a few variations.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – making the lower part of the Chive more interesting
          – throwing shit at the comment section fan
          – looking after the lower half
          – stirring up the comment section
          Yeah I can work with that, thanks!

          • That Guy

            Looking after the lower half…Ha ha ha! That's just funny.

        • The Dude

          possibly the truest comment i've ever seen on the chive.

        • Voice of reason

          I disagree. On a very rare occasion she says something funny (very rare). The rest is just misspells and citing peoples name incorrectly on purpose to get a response. That takes no imagination or wit…it's equal to the guys striving for thumbs. I think I just saw her ask for Godfather pics in "behind the scenes" because she saw 2 or 3 godfather pics above. Then she says something along the lines of "gotcha" to the unsuspecting kid that points out the pictures above. This interests you? Maybe you also find "like a boss" and "challenge accepted" hilarious.

          If you find paula interesting the you should try going out in the back yard and watching the grass grow. You'll probably be captivated for hours.

  • Anonymous

    #1 not fair..i hate you chive…

  • https://www.facebook.com/people/Calin-Chifor/100000438047336 Calin Chifor

    amount of jail bait is ridiculous

    • Darryl

      Case in point… #10

    • yep

      Seriously? Which ones do you think look 17 or younger? They all look college age at least to me.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #19 is pure RedHeaven…

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one who loves redheads

    • tobuscus

      I can smell the Anorexia

      • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

        i can smell a fat person

        • not a fatty

          i can smell someone who can smell a fat person

          • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

            you're in my house?

      • its_forge

        She's slim but she's not starving. You wouldn't wake up bruised.

  • hybridqube

    most of these pics look like they're from the mail order bride catalog….oh and #2 is smoking hot.
    I'd pee in her butt.

    • KER

      Classy. I love it. Thumbs up from me

  • RANDY JACKSON

    #26 FIND HER!

  • CBDeadman

    #1, #30, #33 are the best of the bunch

    • KyleRetrato

      Mainly because they're not flat-chested like the rest.

  • Yes!

    White girls for the win.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You obviously lack taste and/or experience.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – stirring up the comment section

      • Jimmy T. Greek

        NLRT

    • Jimmy T. Greek

      White Girls for sure! However, I have nothing against the other races. Some people are born black, some brown, some yellow, some red, and some are just lucky.

    • Mike

      All women for the win in my books.

  • Darryl

    #11 Is she trying to fart? The pasty, heroin look was so long ago… She should eat more and pose less…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Obviously there wasn't much wind that day.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – keeping the comment section alive

    • A Fan

      Quick, someone throw her a steak sandwich!

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #11 Oh my, aren't you just adorable.

    • hater

      Every time I see your avat I laugh….it always looks like you're leering at the babes you comment on. Good shit man.

  • habschick

    #11 hot? really? :S

    • Cudaman

      Looks like Emily Deschanel on crack imo /shrug

  • ANON chiver

    wow wow wa wee wow wow

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