Ever wonder what the most expensive mail order brides look like? (30 Photos)

Some people fritter their free time away playing video games. I prefer fantasy shopping for mail order brides with Jack Daniel's. Just like cars, different models have different costs. The following brides fall into the 'supercar' category so to speak. But I'm sure they'll eventually fall in love with you for who you are... Which one would you add to cart?

  • mipo2010

    Add to cart please…#18

  • dwh101

    #18 – In the cart – right now!

    • Monk

      Way to one up the other guy.

  • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

    I will take #25, What are your financing options and can I pay her in sexual favors?

    • Ckris King

      Chive find her !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • bman

        already found.. that's why she's here

      • SA Rocks

        lol, yeah dude, no need to search far and wide. she even has her own webpage, and guess what! she is for sale!

    • Yeah, okay

      #25 is easily the hottest, and #26 is looking at her own boobies!! =D

  • Cristi_P

    #24, definitely.

  • Me-maw

    #28 -get in cart!

    • Frank M

      Wow, long flowing hair that goes past her ass. Chive needs a whole page dedicated to this kind of hottie.

    • ilovethechive

      That is one Amazing Ass!

    • http://twitter.com/josechvezc @josechvezc

      two words for u..,AWESOME ASS!!

    • averageguyfitness

      Ok.. How much we talking?
      I am in!

  • Advocatus

    Is there a discount if u get more then one?!

    • equalizermax

      Are they fully-loaded with all the sex fantasy you desire?

  • Glitched

    as beautiful as some of these women are it has to be the most awkward answers to the question " So, how did you 2 meet? Well…. we met online and I got up enough courage and bought her."

    • bunedoggle

      You can tell people any story you want, she can't speak English anyway. Tell them you were on a mission to find the Holy Grail and you rescued her from a virgin sacrifice.

      • darkcity

        fucking hilarious

      • Jak

        She was the best looking chick from Castle Anthrax!

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    Ill take one of everything.

  • danny

    Wondering how much #24 would charge just for a hair job…

    • 123

      a what?

      • Barry Badrinath

        If you gotta ask, you can't afford it.

  • SWG Fan

    #25 or #27

  • Steveinconverse

    I hope they remember to poke holes in the box and put in some shredded newspaper before they ship.

    • bunedoggle

      Don't worry, girls who look like that don't go the bathroom. A six pack of diet coke and a package of rice cakes and they'll keep for at least 2 weeks.

  • bman

    #5 #13 With our economy, this might be a great investment. Think of the dividends….

  • mr_johnson

    #13 #14 #15 boom

  • http://twitter.com/danlundberg1 @danlundberg1

    #15 with 1-day delivery please!

    • Herby Sagues

      Agreee. By far the most buyable of the lot.

  • http://desejos-intimoss.blogspot.com/ Hanna

    Dont know about having them as brides, but I would love to photograph some of this girls specially
    She would be a perfect model

    Where did you find her?


    • StuScottsLeft Eye

      I'm thinking you can find her in Russia

  • Sylvester_Jr

    #8 Who does she remind me of… I just can't remember :o)

    • McBeastie

      It's the russian Miley Cyrus y'all!

    • That Guy

      I was gonna go w/ Vanessa Hudgens

    • thrillho

      Or maybe a sluttly Mila Kunis

    • Aaron

      I'd have to go with a foreign Hilary Duff, when her hair is dark.

    • Kalib

      hahaha miley cyrus!! i was gong to say the same thing 😛

    • Naz

      Sorry to say, but I think she reminds you of none other than the beautiful and classy …Miley Cirrus:S

    • King Neptune

      Brad Pitt was saying the same thing…

  • James

    How much is “Supercar”? Its not for me… my friend wants to know….

    • Reme

      You would probably spend between $30-60K for the 'cream of the crop' women. (some might get greedy and ask for more depending on how bad they want out) Avg. mail order brides would cost you between $10-20K in expenses (assuming you go through a reputable broker and don't get 'scammed'.

      See, some girls only want out of there. Others want to help their family as they exit. A few realize they can get extra because they are a 'hotter' commodity.

      • bman

        And then there's no guarantee you can keep her once all the paper work (green card, citizenship, etc.) comes in, although that'll take a while. She better fall in love with you or your money!

  • Mikey

    Id take #16 just because she would be a lil cheaper than Hannah Montana #8

    • Chazz B

      #16 is espectacular

  • Jonathen

    I can't believe nobody picked #2 yet! That's ok – she's all mine!!

    • Belaruss

      I think they are trying misdirection, get the attention on some other girls while they try to keep the good ones for themselves. Sneaky Chivers.

  • Reme

    #28 #14 #13 #2 #12 Oh, HELL yea.


    #6 #14 #16 #18 and the best is #28 ……long hair past the ass is hot!

  • https://www.facebook.com/justinsargood1 Justin Sargood

    #6 #10 and #23 anyone?

  • YummiMummi

    Holy Miley Cyrus Batman!!!! #8

  • UHM

    #28 for sure. Moar pics!

  • https://www.facebook.com/schulzen Federico Schulzen

    #13 #16 #26 #26 #27 #28 #30
    i dont believe my credit card have nuff funds

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