Hump. Day. (55 photos)

  • TheFlintSkinny

    #35 Who knew Comcast was a panty dropper?

    • Bogus

      She looks like my friend Stacy

      • WirelessCable

        oooh nice! so that begs the question, have you met Stacy's mom?

        • Dood

          No, but I heard she's got it going on.

          • The Jag

            that song sucks.

    • Andrew Tarr

      She just assuming the position for the fucking Comcast is about to give. It's what they do best…

    • echogeo

      That is a mighty fine toilet you have there young lady!

    • Zach

      Dat ass is Comcastic!

    • Sauru

      i heard that it was endless fun to do xfinity. i am starting to see their point

    • mrkerrdontplay

      on demand never works. may as well pass time effectively.

    • jeremy

      I dont know but you are sexy as hell. I would love to tongue fuck your ass.

  • niko

    I'd be happy to see some men arses!

    • BrownNote420

      Go to The Berry then.

    • bizron

      i think that's theBerry's job

    • bettingonthecubs

      Why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here

      • Dr3xell


      • SKEWED

        Boondock Saints… Well played.

        • The Real D.Nozzle

          NO. citing a movie quote does not make it "well played". that shit seriously needs to be retired.

          • ...

            What is done is done. Now then, "I'll have A Coke!"

          • poka


    • McHumpernickle

      the berry perhaps is more your style

    • Mike

      Just No.

    • homosexual

      I agree. It's called hump day, not women's hump day. Bring on the men arses!

      • unicorn and rainbows

        what are you gay or something

    • Get

      Try looking at the Berry it's more for women

    • Robert Plant

      I like man ass too. and cock.

    • Red

      so would most of the chive. they just don't care to admit it.

      • rwj

        I always knew the chive is full of fags. Now gimme a better come back then `you are here so that makes you…` etc losers.

        • Yabog

          your name is rwj. 'nuff said

          • goatpunch

            what does rwj stand for? I'm going with raped while jogging. That would explain the reason for all the hate

        • ONRG


        • goatpunch

          trolls. there's a difference. Got people to comment, right? So did your post. Trolls, all. True at least you were honest (albeit bigoted) about it, but simply eliciting a response nonetheless

    • bumble

      That would be a hairy situation.

  • Stuart Sloan

    Hump Day…..I've been expecting you

    • RGH

      It's been said many times before, but Hump Day really makes up for a shitty day at work! Thanks Chive and Chivettes!

  • bill

    nice as always!

  • KeyserSoze

    #38 There's something very special about this one…

    • MIK24A2

      unreal hump between the 2 humps

    • Tiago

      Yeah, it's called lip.

    • jred

      HD Please!

  • equalizermax

    #2 YUMMMYYY!!!

    • matt

      There is NOTHING wrong with that.

    • Nom Nom

      I want to bite it..

  • Urban

    #45 I would love to see more of this outfit.

    • JAS

      Exactly what I was thinking. More of the girl too.

      • Keith Piscitelli

        I would actually love to see less of it…

    • Mick

      Really? I'd like to see less of the outfit :p

    • cthesandman

      super agree

    • whosmike

      It looks crotchless

    • ithink

      Stefan Gesell, I think…..

  • That Guy

    #2 perfection!

    #43 now that's art if i've ever seen it!

  • bettingonthecubs

    #12 you got a little someth…here let me get that for you

    • Rooofio

      I took a long, hard look at this one….

  • yo yo ma


    Best pic. Why? I can see her head so I know the girl isn't a butter-face. Or a guy with a sweet, sweet ass.

    • Molteninjabob

      Exactly how many guys do you think have a sweet sweet ass??

      • yo yo ma


    • Myke

      who is she ? WHO ???

      • Bryan

        Her name is Nikki. No lie, i used to hook up with her. Proud to see an x is on the chive

        • (HFRG

          the chivers don't believe you because they only know the loving touch of a fleshlight.

    • Both please

      I agree, love to some face with the HUMP

  • Harry Lynn

    Day complete…

  • Anon

    Anyone else a little confused by the underwear in #31?

    • yo yo ma

      She was born with two-asses.

      • sheesh

        you ARE an ass

    • Mandingo

      yup, then i realized they were made to either take massive messy shits or to get ass pounded by mandingo.

    • Mike

      Looks like shes ready for someone to slid behind her.

    • Shawn

      I was confused, then I just decided it was worth worrying about and continued on my journey hahahaha

    • the elusive

      I wasn't until you pointed it out…

    • old man

      hahaha…kids. One day you'll see a pair in real life, however, they're not such a big deal

      • oh4fuckssake

        False. They will always be a big deal.

    • hmmm

      They're kind of like assless chaps but assless undies NIIICCCCEEEEE

      • Ruffestneckaround

        If they ain't assless, they ain't chaps!

    • Rob

      she wants you to imagine how the view from top is much better

  • Foster

    #19 the inverted Hump FTW!!

    • ThereWasShrinkage

      you mean upside down, inverted would be us looking at the inner ass muscles

  • Biz02

    #2 #42 – I love the subtle, under the skirt shot!
    #35 – I also love the not so suble, under the skirt shot!
    #52 – Thank you for your stocking goodness!

    • riiiight

      42 is from wolfgang gartners illmerica

  • misschris

    #37 Oh, don't worry hon, you've definitely got me smiling!

    • TCUchiver

      much appreciate pick me up right there!!

    • sarah jay

      glad to hear it ;]

  • specv44

    #49 Thank you Chive, I was beginning to worry that there werent going to be any humps on hump day!

  • chrisdg74

    #49 – MOAR!!! Find her, please.

    • Greg

      nicci pisarri

      • chrisdg74

        *googles Nicci Pisarri*
        Sees results. Looks for place to be alone….

  • Demon_Cleaner

    I used to hate Wednesdays…until I found the Chive. Thanks Chive!

  • Name




      • uh huh


        • JHOHRFE


  • nojoke420

    #5 The hump is strong with this one

    • WOW

      tis a beaut

    • Rooofio

      fanfuckingtastic is what this is…

  • RC

    #49 I want to eat your panties! Gorgeous!

    • Jimbo_Slice

      dude!… c'mon

    • b-ry

      paper rock scissors ya for them…

    • hungry

      Eat the panties. I'll eat the clam

      • b-ry


        • truth

          you could take the prince charles approach and aspire to "be her tampon". google it

    • Greg
    • RC

      Ooops, sorry, meant "I want to wear your panties! They're gorgeous!".

      • truth

        hope you are a female, RC

  • liveinchivesFAProom

    Working for theChive must be faptastic. Honestly, all day, I would have the mouse in one hand and my… am I still typing?… shit.

  • Nate2003

    #5 So that's what perfection looks like.

    • dub

      I'll keep this in mind next time someone tells me I look like an ass.

    • the elusive

      Either that or #2

    • RiverMonster

      I agree, Number 5 wins. Find her?

  • McHumpernickel

    Cheers to the chive for having people with "perfect" bodies as well as the "normal" girl.

    • dfgdfs

      looking at hump day makes me a little more comfortable w/my own hump, just because of that 🙂

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