Life is one big low down dirty good time (30 Photos)

  • NeYo


    • that_guy

      why dont you try writing something more useful the "first"
      Sincerely -the rest of us

      • Disease61

        Because he's a troll

        • Wilson

          A bad troll.

          • NeYo

            A cookie baking troll

      • NeYo


  • n1ghtstalker

    #8 is a mind fuk! I thought she had her legs spread really wide. Then I was like… wait a minute there are 3 legs. A few seconds more and then I could see it was a skin coloured front seat! Weird!

    • Macbookprofessional

      Let's find her!!

    • Tyler G.

      I was questioning if she was pre-op or post-op. *squints eyes*

    • Harry Balzack

      Am i the only one that thought she was a guy with low hangers?

      • Sigman Fraud

        Man this thing is like one of those phycologists blot paintings, the mind see what it wants to see.

    • Wade Wilson

      Same shit happened to me, dog…tricky bidness…

    • MiketheDyke

      Meh – I still gave it a morning beating just to be on the safe side.

    • NebraskaGuy!

      I see what I prefer to see … 😉

    • Martin

      Careful. Could be a trap.

    • Jay

      LOL, I thought the same thing the first time I saw it. LMAO


      And Captain Obvius Strikes Again!

    • northerner

      One for the "Gotcha!" file.

    • 3mpty Sh3ll

      no one else is seeing the fleshy d!ck in the shoulder?

      • n1ghtstalker

        haha, I hadn't seen it but I do now!

  • just wondering.

    When does the narwhal bacon?

    • The_Needle

      At midnight of course.

      • BlindMelon


  • adphilpo

    I don't see the issue here

    • Dr Sore Wang

      I think its Implaying that Meth can reduce your masturbation stamina and should be avoided before a proper all day fap-a-thon

      • Chump

        I admit I'm no American but I had to google what this "Meth" schiz is all about, because I'm with "adphilpo" – 10-12 hours wanking sounds great. Injections? no, but wanking marathons, definitely yes.

        • DrROBOTO

          drug free challenge accepted

      • Alex

        Does this mean I need to take up meth so I have a legitimate excuse to wank for 12 hours straight?

    • Crap Pants

      I think the fact that he's injecting it is the problem… Everyone knows that smoking it is the way to go!

    • Cecil

      I do that without meth. There are the occasional days when flesh is lost, abrased, rubbed off entirely.
      In the words of the little dude from rehab, "By the time I get a nut I've ripped my dick skin off", in their easy listening classic "My addiction."
      I can't imagine adding meth to the mixture.

  • Lower

    #21 Parenting.
    You're doing it wrong….oh so wrong.

    • guest

      And in Utah even, I would recognize the gateway any day.

      • guest

        Same here!

        • Robert

          me too!

    • ThereWasShrinkage

      you morons, that's a Tool shirt. i'm surrounded by a bunch of musical idiots

      • Paulo

        Because they didn't know, they're idiots?
        Because they didn't know someone is wearing a concert shirt from the 90's?
        Was everyone supposed to know this tidbit?
        You highly misrepresent what Tool is about and in turn, made yourself look like a Grade "A" asshole.

        • R-Dub

          You suck. Maynard would punch you.

        • Jak

          I gotta say that I loved that shirt when I had it 12 years ago. I probably wouldn't wear it n…who am I kidding? I would totally rock that shirt, to work even.

      • schango

        Idiots? No one even guessed.

      • Fucking Steve.

        Musical idiots? Says the guy that most likely listens to Tool. Maynard fucking sucks and Tool is a giant joke of his you just went along with.

    • NothingToSeeHere

      In his defense, Tool does rock rather well…

      • Notmuchtoseeeither

        Agreed nothing. Agreed. I have that shirt too. So, ya think their next album is their last? I hope not but I see it happening. Whelp, seeya later.

  • cjwhookid

    #17 Support single Moms

    • Carlos Garcia

      Dont forget the girls who are putting themselves through college

  • chey


    • Spoony_Love

      whoa, it spells out penile dysfunction

    • salute my shorts

      Not to mention the middle guy's last name is Mancum.

      • mush mush


  • Galletto3

    #3 Blasphemy has never been so fun lol

    #28 this meme has been stuck in my head all week

    • Shak

      #28 pretty sure most of you read it in your minds with the proper english accent…

    • Satan

      Au Contraire..

  • James

    #22 is classic. proper LOL!

    • LaLakers2408

      This is what paula looks like

    • K-dh

      Classic but brilliant ! I laughed a lot 🙂

    • Paul

      You sound like your from LONDON!

  • JROC

    #27n was great

    • Joeyk

      I dont know i thought it was kinda here all week

  • sarcasm

    #23 is fine, I usually spend 3-4 hours looking for the right clip. 5-6 when I'm on adderall

    • Bella

      I heard Adderall makes it hard to get up… just what I heard.

  • Ben

    I may be wrong…but this might be a whole post of wangs…

  • Joel

    #9 Stop it, Snooki! My windshield's clean!

    • schango

      Snooki? That's one mean tan.


      Please find her.

    • Pat Overton

      A little overboard on the mystic tan don't you think douchette?

    • Jen


  • LaLakers2408


    • 6655321

      Count me out then. I'm probably better off.

  • ThereWasShrinkage

    #21 just so everyone is clear, that is not a "fail" or a parenting mistake, that is a Tool shirt.

    • Nathaniel Patrick-Bateman Fancypants

      I agree, you'd have to be a pretty massive tool to wear that shirt and then get caught in this kind of picture.

      • ThereWasShrinkage

        wow, how original

    • schango

      You said that already.
      "not a 'fail'"? there are some shit you should not wear when you have kids (at least not around them).

    • Ben Eslinger

      You're right…that is a tool's shirt. FAIL!!!!!

    • Jack Mehoff

      Yeah well, it still look like it got a dick on it, and I'll bet most of the people that saw it thought the same thing.

      • ThereWasShrinkage

        no, people who bought that bought it because they like the band. to know this many people don't realize Tool and their awesomeness is really depressing

  • Simon

    #25 – Best. Ad. Ever

    • ROK247

      smack it up, flip it, rub it down – oh nooooooo!!!

  • Josh Gorter

    #25 then bop it.

    • Catch

      twist it.

  • Eric

    #8 Definitely thought it was a gnarly muff at first.

    • Just Sayin'

      Same, i thought she had a growler.

    • Alex

      I am going to use the term 'gnarly muff' as often as possible for the rest of the week now.

  • Alley cat

    #7 right by my house…….thanks chive for representing Tulsa the way it should be!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #2 excuse me, have you seen any hipsters around?
    yes, right over there

    • Pat Overton

      Great caption!

  • Da Sandman

    #22 omg i can't stop lauging!!

  • Kyle Shubert

    #6 Sadly, people DO watch this…

    • Mokuseitora

      More sad is the fact that in this day and age this actually happens… and those are not third world country folks or uneducated places, but in the good ol' US of A!

  • BaconBoy

    This made me spit my coffee! People should say pantaloons more often.

  • Catbra

    #23 Poor Aaron's arm fell off when he didn't change hands at 99

  • Stevo

    #14 Youthanasia? Dave Mustaine approves.

    • simon


      • Jack Mehoff

        Not merica!!, europe.

    • DWD

      How the fuck do you get your babies dry then, WITHOUT shrinking? Huh Mr. Smary Pants?

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