Not sure if scary sexy or just scary…(30 Photos)

  • Kevin

    that tire looks heavy! firsties!

    • Hijack

      #18 is exceptional

  • Lame

    #1 is Hope Solo

    • Will

      Hope played an amazing World Cup anyone who says otherwise is a fucking idiot both her and Abby Wambach will be coming back in 2015.

      • andfukyamoms

        no one cares

      • chim richels

        You do realize that no one gives a shit right?

        Regardless of what the did in the tournament, they fucking choked when it mattered. If it was men, people would be saying they choked. Tough shit, they choked.

        • beautiful game

          They didn't choke, they lost.

          • Del

            No, they choked!

            • Paul

              Agreed. They choked.

              If it was the men's team who lost in that fashion people would say they choked. Since it's women though we say they played real hard and just got unlucky. They blew the lead twice and totally choked in PK's.

              If you want to treat male and female athletes as equals then treat them as equals.

              Still a supporter but call it what it was.

          • Chim richels

            No, they choked. For some reason, people are hesitant to say 'they choked'

            Female athletes want equal treatment. Male athletes are called chokers all the time.

            I know the 'force women's soccer down our fucking throats' media (ESPN, I'm looking at you) tried to take the 'this fixed all of Japan's problems' narrative, but the reality is:

            – a far superior US team lost to an inferior opponent
            – the US team had the foot on the throat and they didn't finish
            – a MUCH larger US goalkeeper didn't block as many penalty kicks
            – the US women sucked on their penalty kicks

            Add all that up, what's it spell? C H O K E

            • Aaron

              I would have to disagree. Choking would imply that they didn't show up. The final was a tight game and was marvelously entertaining. Both are solid teams and either could have won it. Was there more hype for the US's performance? Sure, but this is the only time the majority of the States care about soccer – when their team is in and doing well. Canada's performance, on the other hand, could be described as a major choke. They won the last three international tournaments they were in and got blown out in the group stages here.

              The Japanese squad, both men's and women's, have a far better conditioning regime then almost any other squad in the world. It showed when, at the end of the game, the US was looking tired and doggedly running while the Japanese still looked largely good to go. They press conditioning and technique harder than anyone and they played with a ton of heart. The US played an amazing tournament. Japan played a (slightly) better one.

              Also, being large doesn't equal blocking shots. Speed and athleticism both factor into this. Hope Solo suffered a bit of a leg injury late and this likely had an effect on the shootout as well.

              • yessir

                cool story bro!

                • its_forge

                  Jesus God In Heaven I'm fucking tired of that trope.

            • Paul

              Guess I should have continued reading. I 100% agree.

        • its_forge

          'sfunny, the Dolphins choked half a dozen times but people still seem to love them.

      • Rightclicksaveas

        So Han Solo's daughter dose come back would that be … A New Hope

    • MUFC

      I would still do really bad things to both Hope Solo and Alex Morgan. Is nice.

    • alkoholik

      hope solo's penalty shot performance in the game vs japan was pretty sad. All the hype about her being the best womans goalie in the world and the japanese goalie made her look pathetic. The US team absolutely choked, fuck soccer anyways I love how americans act like they actually care about soccer for one month every four years.

    • Headfade

      She's still flipping that tyre wrong…

  • MrRushing

    #3 #5 #9 #14 = sexy….. but hey, whatever blows your hair back!

    • That Guy

      great way to look at it! and #22 so much hotness.

    • its_forge

      That #5 ass is simply glorious.

  • geowit

    #5 #6 #14 are all kinds of sexy!!!!!

    • win

      yea #4 can ride me any day

      • yikes

        i mean #5


        • Randy Marsh

          No fail, I'd show # 4 some love

  • bbqboobs

    #14 #17 #28 #29 I'm gonna go with hot, non-scary.

  • Flicka


    • Lotus

      I disagree. This "debate" has been done waaaay too many times and is now just a weekly post by an author who has a fetish for muscular women. Please, pick different kinds of girls to debate (ex: tall, short, pear vs apple shaped, etc) so there actually something NEW to see. Anything is better than this tired rehash of a post.

      Maybe I'm biased because I see these women as muscle-bound, and not attractively fit.

      • its_forge

        I'd love to see a pear vs. apple set of photos. Let's get on that Chive!

  • brent

    #5 #28 steamy.

    • ROK247

      nothing scary there

    • alkoholik

      #28 is really beautiful and not overly muscular in anyway whatsoever, she doesn't even belong is this post

  • jakeup



    • Ryan

      My thoughts exactly.

  • Rick

    #7 FTW moooooooooaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • Capt Obvious

      Jamie Eason

      • Roscoe

        Her awesome backside featured as #5, btw.

  • SwanDiver

    #5 #14 #30 are free to scare me all day long 😀

  • Sticky

    Maybe they look a little scary, but muscles are still at least a hundred times better than fat.

    • urrealdad

      Real women have curves ,if you don't agree then have fun on the gay train.

      • Flicka

        Dude, man up and handle. Don't be skeered. If those are too "manly" for you, that, my friend, is pretty gay.

        • C-spot

          Sorry, if you like to bang girls with muscles more than curvy girls, you are one step away from poking dudes. I'm all for equal opportunity, thin, fat, muscles, skinny, etc. as long as it's female.

          • oddball

            I'm pretty sure almost all of the girls in this post have plenty of curves on their bodies, by definition… and they're the sexy kind that STAY curvy when touched. I don't like touching and feeling like my hand is falling into a bean-bag chair.

            Your argument about "curves" is invalid. What you really mean is that you like voluptuous girls (which is a nice way of saying not FAT, but not PHAT either)

      • truth

        Cubby chaser huh? I don't get it.

  • bdh

    # 6

    Google Suzanna Spears

  • BaconBoy

    Now that's how you use the Shake Weight!

    • JYB

      for more of her go to shes amazingly hot

  • absolutcarcrazy

    #6, #14, #17, #23, #29 would pass as fit. The rest would smash more things than the comedian Gallagher.

    • Randy Gallegos

      anyone know who #22 and #23 are? my lesbian friend would like to know lol

      • Magoo52

        23 is Monique Minton

      • Magoo52

        I forgot to mention 23 is also 9

  • JAMon

    #29 FTW

    • goodtaste

      No need to even take an Xray of her ,PUKE. Give her a sammich !

      • brian

        goodtaste? try personaltaste. she is in great shape. You must be a chubby chaser if you think otherwise.

      • Jackhole

        You are insane.

      • kkh


    • rodan303


  • Pat Overton

    One mildly disturbing "douchette", but no scaries here as far as I'm concerned. LOVE fit women, especially #27, Camille!!!!

    • obvious

      Ur wife must be obese ,stop drooling on other women granpa ,ur life aint gonna change.

      • Pat Overton

        Ouch! I hope it doesn't. Loving life here. Feel sorry for you though seeing as you're too embarassed by your own to properly identify yourself. Now either get back to drinking up your unemployment check or go mow the lawn. You can't just live in your mom's basement for free you know! B)

        • mcclane

          If i wanted my own comeback i would have asked Mrs.Overton to Spit it out.
          U r really not good at this Pat.

          • Pat Overton

            Ah, another rapier-like thrust from Mr. Anonymous. Or is it now "mcclane"? Big Bruce Willis fan are ya? Let's just assume your next message will have some form of the closing "Yippeekiyay mother fucker" and save you the time. If the lawn is done those gutters could use cleaning. B)

            • Pedo-Man

              Tell your daughter to send me a picture of her hawt nips! :p

            • Jimmy Page

              got something against the impoverished? cunt.

              • John Bonham

                Don't you have a magic shop to run or something? Lord knows you playing is weak now!

                • Robert Plant

                  what's that? i'm sorry, i can't hear you this far up on Stairway To Heaven. faggot.

      • Kelly

        obvious, it's obvious you are a jackass

  • slutifer

    all of em hot, still would prefer #28 tho

    • disturbed

      Need to put out an APB and offer a reward to FIND HER! Wow!

      • ShaolinSpirl

        I am pretty sure that is Samantha Steele. Her real name, not a porn alias. She used to be a model on the Australian version of The Price is Right.

  • paulhitchcock

    #5 and #7 are Jamie Eason. I *think* #14 is Jaquelyn Kastelic. Both are smokin' hot and not at all scary.

  • Tommy

    #5 find her and give us MOAR

    • John

      It's Jamie Eason, smokin' hot

  • ilovethechive

    Jaime Eason #5 #7 FTMFW!!!!
    #15 runs a close second and all these ladies are sexy except #20….lil scary

    • TCUchiver

      #15 is a douchette

      • ilovethechive

        Alright another North Texas Chiver!! Reign Purple BB!! Anywho…douchette or not, I would love to spooge on those abs and tittays. o.0

    • n1ghtstalker

      #20 could very well be a trap? Is that Shawn Michaels?

      • ilovethechive

        Trap…is that a pun? Did you make a pun?

  • davey

    Some of them should have a penis attached.

    • JDub

      should?! No, they should not but I definitely think some do (especially #22 )

      • davey

        they rape.

    • Probably

      Some of them used to.

  • Sean Runge

    #10 Can crush my head with those thighs anyday

    • 'Lil Jon


  • Shawn

    I'll have some of #29 without any hesitation

    • duke

      Doggy wants a bone ? Find such women at

      • truth

        Get real… I can only assume that you are a fat slob and therefore want the same. Don't pick on your betters

      • DaddyD

        There's a difference between thin and skinny. This woman is just about perfect!

      • LSFNK

        i agree. not sexy.

      • Shawn

        I like them thin

      • cmonstur

        If she were anorexic she would not have that kind of muscle tone. She's hot as hell and she's earned it through hard work, not by starving herself.

  • wztarheel

    #5 I never get tired of seeing her.

  • calvin_hobbes23

    #1 i love hope solo and #13 really sexy

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