Take the day off, head to the beach (28 Photos)

  • DazISaFAG

    Im coming

    • Jeffrey


    • disturbed

      Damn… *sigh* I need a beach.

    • t dangle

      Don't forget the sunscreen..

    • john tatum

      my god, im swelling up

  • Yuppp

    #15 WOW! Those are some great tits!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      Hell yeah!

      • Mrs. Coverdale

        Shannon, get the fuck over here and change my diaper!

        • LesterFreeman


    • http://www.facebook.com/Cheeselea Chelsea GoddessDivine Foulk

      *Those are some fake tits!


      • Jaime

        I agree. For whatever reason, I hate fakies.m That's why butts are so much sexier- harder to surgically enhance.

        • Bryan H.

          "I agree. For whatever reason, I hate fakies"… theres a word for that.. it called being gay

          • Red

            shut the fuck up. stupid shit.

          • LesterFreeman

            Red didn't use punctuation properly – he meant:

            (amused and baffled that not liking fake tits made someone gay) "Shut the fuck up?!" (looking into his vanity mirror and pointing at it) "stupid shit!"

          • its_forge

            die, asshole

        • Fred Brocaa

          The dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were fake, nothing wrong with liking them.
          Although, yeah, real ones are better. Bewbs, not dinosaurs. Real dinosaurs would just be bad.

      • R-Dub

        Your point? They are still great.

      • Bryan H.

        if I can touch them they're real.

        • b-ry

          santa claus was at the mall last winter. guess he DOES exist, amirite?

          • Gevth

            He does inside our hearts. And that's the reason why he can't get out to give gifts.

  • Adri

    Excellent!…I believe this a great beginning to a perfect hump day that is soon to follow 😀

    • ilovethechive

      Agreed! Great post John except #10…too stick figuree and #28 FTW Amazing!

      • its_forge

        Really #10? But look at the hips! Those are real-world hips man.

  • Bite me

    #28 Side boob and a sexy back….. love it, great pic


    #6 is amazing!!!

    • tomcaronsgoatee


    • ROK247

      that is a top-shelf turd-baler.

    • Shup

      Nice pooper she has there

    • gulfcoast

      Perfect! Nice water too lol

    • its_forge

      Talk about a figure right out of a Baroque era painting, holy wow.

    • Chiver

      bitch is fat…. open your eyes idiots

  • pjsupremex

    #28 yes, please, and problably not a thank you cause i wouldn't be so lucky!

  • Yuppp

    #28 …. I mean.. It's already that close to being off… Just let it happen 😉

  • Steve

    Throws #17 a ball

    • roadracer

      Hits her in the head.

      • Billy

        comment win

  • pjsupremex

    #21, ooooohhh that's where i left my beer

    • Bucky Jones

      Those are the girls from the hills? and yes! I am ashamed that I know that.

    • Bucky Jones

      Those are the girls from the hills and yes I am ashamed that I know that.

      • its_forge

        Pretty, but terribly thin. I refuse to make any sammich comments however, as long as a woman doesn't look like she's dying she can look how she likes. Anyway. They're pretty but if I remember correctly most of the people on that show have the acting ability of a bar of soap.

  • A8eez

    #5 itsy bitsy polka dot bikini with peaches n cream
    dessert anyone

  • Beldar

    I expect to see #26 and #28 in the hump day post.

  • gongshow04

    #1 #11 #15 every girl in black…i thank you

    • Ckris King

      #1 are greeks models XD i know'em

      • AWA

        whats the name of the one of the left!?

        • QuantuM

          Brittney on the left 🙂

      • hMMMM


        The website address is suspect, but it's her.

        You're welcome.

        • Bluto

          Just gogle TiffyToodlePoo

  • br0ken

    #10 holy crap can someone find her!

    • Luke

      hell yeah! #10

    • Username Taken

      Why?? No tits probably no ass!

      • b-ry


      • its_forge

        Naw look at that pelvis, she's probably got a really cute ass back there.

    • threeleggeddog


    • ilovethechive

      ….a cheeseburger, a sandwich and a bag of chips

      • Tubesteak

        That would just make her fat and ruin that fine body

        #10 is a 10

    • Yessir

      and give her a Big Mac

  • Zombie Cyclist

    This needs to be a regular post. In other word, MOAR!! 😀

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    #18 I wish I lived close to a beach

    • OwnerOfYou

      Also my fav…

    • Mrs. Coverdale

      Yeah, it'll be perfect for your pervert ass to be creepy all day, wouldn't it? COME CHANGE MY DIAPER!!!

  • the_junglist

    #22 -Teabagging-…You might not have the proper equipment, but damn good attempt.

    • Tean_Zu

      When I saw that I thought surprise muff-dive! That's the way I like it!

    • Somedude

      Great comment!! lol

  • Shawn

    #26 is flawless

  • Bryan

    I've got a feeling it's gonna be a good day… #1 #6 #28

  • Poonani

    #1 I want to squirt a map of Hawaii on the left one's face. Skeet Skeet!!!

    • Jeffrey

      I know you got a bunch of thumbs down, but that one made me laugh! seriously, you're gross though.

      • maps

        I thought that was dam funny too!

        • ilovethechive

          Agreed….good use of adjectives to thoroughly depict what you would like to do

    • LesterFreeman

      #1 on the left all the way! perferably without your thoughtful geographic addition though.

    • Eastwood

      There are some newds of her(one on the left)on the interwebs. No joke.

      • b-ry


      • Anon

        yes do provide a name…….

        • Eastwood

          Someone posted this on page 3 i think but I'll share it here too.
          http://4gifs.tv/gallery/v/Sets/Tiffers_Tiffytoodl… – NSFW of course.

          • b-ry

            thanks…and ps – no one goes to pages 2+

            • NVNV

              no, only the chive dick-hoppers don't go to page 2+.

          • nope

            that link doesn't even work….

            • Eastwood

              Link works. You fail.

            • Ha.Ha.

              doesn't work for me either WTF

        • QuantuM

          Her name is Brittney Cavallari

      • b-ry

        because her's might be the body i tell the plastic surgeon to give me :*

  • geowit

    #15 would love to motor boat those……………….

  • Herb

    #15 I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her all 50 states

    • movies

      What is that? It's a phrase? No it isn't? Yeah, it's from a book….the Great Gatsby I think. No it isn't

    • Jeffrey

      horrible bosses ftw

  • Major Rocker

    While this does put a smile on my face, it makes me sad I am in my mid 30's and viewed as an old man by these hotties.

    • Mk2Vr6

      You make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything. Chive on sir.

      • Jordan

        Agreed.. age really doesn't matter to most girls.

        • Major Rocker

          You'd be surprised. You can laugh and have a great time, but as soon as you say "I'm 37", you're suddenly labeled a "creeper"

    • max

      that is what they like my friend…maturity …..my girlfriend is 22 and i am 37….all her girlfriends look at me like they need somebody old to teach them a few things. Just don't have a belly and don't be bald

      • fibonacci5150

        1 month on Rogaine, still balding D:

    • its_forge

      Pff, mid 30s you have plenty of time, girls like older men as long as they're not creepy professor older like ::cough:: me.

  • Jordan

    The REAL pics are good. the rest have all been seen before.

  • BaconBoy

    Always a good idea to bring your flotation devices to the beach.

  • wkdfrog

    #26 DAT ASS

    • Sacramento CA

      IS SO PERFECT!!!

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