A low down dirty good time (30 Photos)

#31 seems legit

#25 bad case of goatse.

#6 So you don't pinch your dick when you have to poo. I thought that was obvious

I think everyone has these plates. I do.
And its funny cuz its true. I thought this yesterday makin one.
#17

#1 — Still hit it.

it is great, i love the picture so much, they are all funny, especially the first one, the girl is cute.

#7
Let me explain that one for you:
If you have a door with a lock that ANY key can open, it's considered a pretty shitty lock.
If you have a key that can open any door, we consider and call that a MASTER KEY!

Get over it.

#31

which end eats and which end shits?

#6 It's so you don't piss on the seat in the final moments.

#16
You misspelled "bafroom"

#21 Story of my life…

#9 I will have nightmares tonight

#26 thanks for covering those up…

#28 At your local market it can be found on the shelf next to the toe jam. Both are delicious on toast by the way.

#6 – If you've never gotten the "ridge", then you probably shouldn't be proud enough to ask why not.

#20 – What is her name? MAN!! I think she's crawling back to the kitchen. lol

~SuperDanMan

#33
that is a happy dog, right there

#17 Nailed it

#4 Find her! And find her friend a razor….

#8 douchers

#1
Now hold that pose while I pound your fart box!

#30 is epic. Where is the whole commercial?

#15 Like a BOSS – and not a single fuck was given…

#9 looks like one of pinhead's cenobites….

#12 Maybe they did, but you are the reason it's going down the shitter.