Paraguayan superfan super faceoff: Larissa Riquelme vs. Patty Orue (24 Photos)

  • ︻デ═一

    Patty….. I guess

    • Darkside

      #13 YIKES!!!!!!!
      #23 Nip slip Trumps all

      • Mutt

        Glad I wasn't the only one that found 13 a little scary….like the part in a horror movie where the Demon side is about to appear

    • disturbed

      #1 Trick question. They both win because – bewbs.

    • Underbaker

      I think we can all agree the true winner here is the cell phones as they edge out bicycle seats in the post.

    • That Guy

      Most Overrated Women of 2011, # 19 Larissa Riquelme

      Larissa was spotted during the World Cup with a cell phone lodged in her ample bosom. And we all know how much men like to combine their love of sports with their love of women. Therefore the readers of ranked her at #93 in the world, ahead of people like Camilla Belle. Wow. Sadly for her there isn’t a World Cup, or a shortage of places to store cell phones, every year.

  • Rafiki

    #23 WINNER

    • SweetAwesomeness

      "its coming down to the wire folks….its going to be a close finish…..and YES!!! Its Patty by a nip"

      • NebraskaGuy

        Flawless victory!

    • NAACP

      chicken dinner

    • Born To Booze

      winner by nip slipt

    • Sean

      actually larissa riquelme bud

    • Kyle McClung

      Agreed. The blonde would look better with a bag over her head. That bitch is cock-eyed as fuck.

      • Colin

        Aw man you ruined it.

    • Colin


  • Rulo


  • iambigd42

    too close to call

    • Patty it is. i guess

      their both pretty plastic and Larissa looks pretty gross in #13.

      • medude

        you misspelled Patty there….

  • Key

    #23 just a bit more….

  • powersticks

    #23 for the slight nip

    • ummm

      huge pepperoni's turn me off.

  • hossmank

    I'm going to have to post my vote for #23 – Winner!

    • zachinacubicle

      buy this chick a phone holder…. oh wait God gave her one… Now where does she keep here purse? just sayin.

  • bamf

    #23 NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • gus

      Really, it should be "NIPPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • EdWood

    And the winner is……………..
    That guy and that phone.

  • Teczeus

    I have to agree with #23…nip slip 😉

  • the frenchman

    #23 win

  • Pat

    Patty by a mile!

  • Trololol

    #23 why she always her mobile phone in her cleavage? Oo

    • SweetAwesomeness

      duh….thats where you get the breast reception!!!!

      • ilovethechive

        seriously made me LOL

      • oX_Animal_Xo

        Best Pun EVER!

      • max-pow

        seriously, this is a top of the line punching line….excelent

    • Da_Boz

      Smart Phone…

    • Benton McGrath

      Too draw more attention to her already plentiful attention grabbers

    • Allen

      Do you think that skintight outfit has pockets?

  • Big_Curt

    Brunettes win every time.

    • Ken

      Couldn't agree more! Not that I would kick a blonde out of bed!

  • brian


    Not even close. Fake tits / hair butter face has no shot.

    • Maytrix

      I gotta agree. I wouldn't turn down a one night stand with either, but that's all they are good for. Too fake and I'm sure way to much upkeep and need way too much attention.

  • born2chive

    #13…you had me then you scared me…! Brunette FTW!

    • max-pow

      she looks like a warewolf

    • Master_Rahl

      Wholeheartedly agreed! Larissa (the brunette) para la victoria!!! (for the win)

  • Chiv3On

    The vote should be which one is the biggest attention whore.Sorry ladies, classless is not sexy.

    • DonChive

      Said the guy sitting in his mom's basement

      • Chiv3On

        Shit! You found me out!

    • LoyaldumbassChiver

      How dare you ,this is the chive ,the word class has no meaning here. WHORE ON !

      • Chiv3On


    • OwnerOfYou

      I agree dude. Both are fake, and air headed.

      • That Guy

        sound like they'd make model chivettes.


    #10 ALL THE WAY!!!!

    • JAMES

      this is JAMES, i've totally changed my mind and admit i was wrong
      also im a twat

  • doublemeat

    Yes please.

  • #387

    #20 Them hips are screaming for TWINS!

  • Htisss

    They are both redonkulously hot…if I had to choose one I would take the brunette though my favorite pic is #11

  • max-pow

    #21 do not google at work larissa riquelme nude pics please.

    • Jen

      i did not heed, take heed, hedded, heeded of(?) your advice.

    • Lost In Translation

      That's just like in scary movies where they say, "don't go in there" and then that's the first thing the soon-to-be-killed person does.

    • beardpapa

      ITS A TRAP!

  • sheoncebelieved

    #10 vs. #17 i'm pretty sure neither one of them win….WE WIN!!!!!!!!

  • teximport

    I'm A CHIVER, dammit ! We all win !

    • Birdhaus32

      But there's something about the blondes teeth that get me.

  • Lost In Translation

    #13 scares me a little bit

    • good taste

      Tranny face ,she looks even scarier than Dylan.

    • Tc 2797

      "The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it"

      Al Czervik

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