Beautiful. (27 photos)


    #24 you're clear for take off

  • homer

    R.I.P #3

    • the club

      fuck american goverment. americans open your eyes!! theyre shiting you like hell. youre slaves and you just dont see it.

      • Meagan Ann Laninga

        Go fuck yourself, I am a proud New Yorker born and raised and stood there and felt the earth shake as those towers fell, I am also a PROUD wife, daughter, and niece of Marine's that have fought for this country. I am not saying our government is doing a great job, and changes need to be made, but things like that take time, but I will never bad mouth this country or say that 'american's are slaves' there are places in this world that are much worse than it is here in America and I PROUDLY put my hand over my heart during our national anthem. If you don't like it GTFO, and shut your troll mouth.

        • Mortal Kombat

          Finish him!

        • agree but....

          take time? how much more time do you need before more damage is done? the gov't needs to react and make changes…not just increase the debt ceiling.

          • Meagan Ann Laninga

            Do I think that was the right decision? No. But they were doing what they thought was right in a shit situation. Were there better ways to deal with this like clearing the debt than raising the debt ceiling? Yes. Do I think we should help the people here before we hand out money that we don't have to other countries? Yes. But I also keep in mind that next year is an election year, and pray that we learn from our mistakes. We have been in bad situations before and have gotten ourselves out of them, with time. I love this country and have faith that our problems will be resolved, but I will not stand here and call American's slaves, or bad mouth the country that my husband and family fight for.

            • CDN

              Are you saying that electing Obama is a mistake? Electing Bush was the biggest mistake that the U.S. ever made. He raised the debt ceiling seven times over the course of his terms and almost doubled it. Obama is trying to recover from the crap that Bush left him. His administration is taking an unfair beating. That being said, I think he could have seized the chance to do something about the debt. Levy more tax on wealthy corporations and lessen the burden on the little guy. He missed his chance there but I think the decision was largely out of his control.

              • Meagan Ann Laninga

                We were in trouble long before Bush or Obama, and I would point out the ignorance of your comment but unfortunately I have ran out of troll food for the day…

                • thatwasfun

                  Meagan…are my hero today.

                • CDN

                  Ignorance? Let me guess, you're one of the idiot American Bush lovers. He sent many American soldiers to their deaths needlessly. He should be on trial for terrorism.

                  • Chiveroni

                    Because democrats didn't start vietnam and then try and pin it on republicans…. grow the fuck up and realize neither party is the right one.

            • WillyP

              haha you can't "clear the debt." It's not like a credit card or personal finances. I suggest everyone do their selves a favor and actually learn about public/national finance…other than from your local Tea Party website.

        • Steve

          Getem…proud ny'r…never forget

      • its_forge

        I love my country but my government can go fuck itself in the ass with the Washington Monument.

        • fuzzybeard2016

          Given some of the stories that have come out of Washington, all I can say is…Rule #34.

    • CDN

      R.I.P to all of the innocent lives lost on 9/11. I do not agree with what the terrorists did but I can see WHY they did it. The WTC stood for the corporate greed of America. They struck where it would do the most damage to the US financially. Ironically though, after 9/11, the Bush administration became the terrorists. The approximate 3000 people that died on 9/11 pale greatly in comparison to the over 100 000 innocent Iraqis killed in the war. The Bush administration also struck terror into their own citizens. They should be held accountable just as Hussein was. Now I'm not saying they should be hung as he was but they should pay for the terror that they created.

      • downhill

        i think they are….have you seen the state of the economy? here comes the depression.

        • CDN

          Unfortunately they are not being held accountable. The Obama administration is unfairly taking the brunt of what the Bush administration incurred. Bush almost doubled the debt ceiling during his terms because of the Iraq war and the bailouts that he started.

          • downhill

            i agree but the entire country is in shambles because of what stemmed after 9/11.
            and it's going to get worse. i think what the Taliban had in mind by taking out the WTC was exactly this. and everyone suffers as a result.

            • CDN

              Yes, that is true. I completely agree. Nice to see another intelligent commenter here!

              The government is just prolonging the inevitable though, a depression. Giving bailouts to banks and auto makers, attempting to get people to spend more money to keep the economy solvent. So, the big companies get the bailouts while the little guy is encouraged to spend, spend, spend to help the economy and dig themselves deeper into debt as well. The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Wouldn't it be nice if you ran out of money, you could just raise your borrowing limit? Maybe it's time for the American people to revolt against the government and corporate greed. Raising the debt ceiling gives no impetus to fix the problems at hand, the major one being excessive government spending.

              • downhill

                agree 100% and that's exactly what Obama just did. raise the ceiling.

                • CDN

                  Yes, I agree he shouldn't have raised the ceiling. He should have taken the chance to take action against wealthy corporations and levy hefty taxes on them while easing taxes for the little guy. That would have shown the American people that he is fighting for them. I don't see him getting re-elected next year unfortunately. Bush raised the ceiling 7 times over the course of his terms. It'll take a long time to dig out of this one, more than one term of ANY president.

                  • EZEE

                    And the the 'wealthy' corporations leave for places with lower taxes, like they are already, doing, and the 'little guy' will be without a job – moreso than now. And yes, Bush did raise the debt ceiling 7 times, but we also did not have a $1.6 trillion dollar deficit in a single year. You could take the wealthy (those making $100,000 or more a year) at a 100% tax rate and we would still have a deficit. Of course, after that, you would still have the poor… And besides, everything Bush did was evil, so raising the debt ceiling must have been evil, so Obama doing what Bush did in raising the debt ceiling (and keeping open Guantanamo Bay, renewing the patriot act, etc.,) is now…not evil? How long do you think we can spend THIS MUCH see comment above on 100% taxes) and not run out of money to give to the poor? Yes – Bush spent too much money – and he was wrong to do that. So…Obama is doing moreso? It doesn't matter who is doing it – we are going bankrupt. Bush, Obama, Biden, Cheney, Bozo, Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf – it doesn't matter.

                    • moving on

                      perhaps….they cut spending. seems logical to me. just do SOMETHING….

                    • hip hop anonymous

                      I like the chive cause it has funny pictures!

                    • CDN

                      Most of the wealthy U.S. corporations already have their factories in other countries that pay their employees much less than their U.S. counterparts. It's all about corporate greed. They can't make enough money, they need to find ways to cut corners and costs. Corporations that keep money and jobs in the U.S. should get tax breaks whereas the companies that have their factories overseas should get heavily taxed. Let them move completely to another country if they don't like it. I am not defending Obama raising the debt ceiling, I think that was a bad move. But I am defending him in regards to people putting the blame for the economy squarely on his administration when in fact most of the blame goes to Bush for putting the U.S. in the mess it's in. There was no reason for the U.S. to go to war with Iraq. The leader of 9/11 was Bin Laden and he was based in Afghanistan but then found to be holed up in Pakistan. There was no reason for American soldiers to get killed in Iraq. The Bush administration had an agenda to implement their version of democracy all in the name of attempting to control their oil supply.

                    • Not CDN

                      CDN needs to get laid

                    • CDN

                      Not CDN, you are the epitome of some of the uninformed, unintelligent people that frequent these posts. Your post brings nothing of any value to the debate. It's not all about sex, breasts and butts, contrary to what this site would have you believe. This site has turned into a soft core adult site for teenagers to masturbate to. Where did all of the funny posts go? Pictures are being recycled from last week's posts. It must be getting pretty desperate at the Chive offices.

                    • boredwiththisthread

                      CDN most people get on here to relax you bring nothing of value because you aren't doing anything but talking like a dick and insulting everyone we have paula for that so go troll somewhereselse ,,!,,

            • WillyP

              Hahaha, so blind. The Taliban did not take out the WTC. It was Obama, Barney Frank, George Sors, Goldman Sachs, Michele Bachmann, George Bush, Bank of America, Matt Damon, Rachel Maddow, Paul Ryan, Glenn Beck, the Koch Brothers, Kieth Olbermann, Grover Norquist, the Gays, the Anchor Babies, the (duh, illegal) Mexicans, Welfare queens, NAACP, ACLU, American Family Association, the guy that pissed you off because he didn't believe exactly what you "know to be the TRUTH," Fox News, the members of the View, Hollywood, Academics, Michael Moore, environmentalists, and Martin Luther King. Together. But it was the Tea Party and, of course, the carried out the plans, which were developed by the UN and the KKK. Conspiracy theorists also think the Soviet Union, atheists, and Hawaii Department of Health had somthing do with it–but I sitll blame everyone who doesn't share my exact, unbiased, objective worldview, which also happens to be the exact same worldview of the Founding Fathers (TM).

      • Vega


        • AICen

          Thank GOD all you americans are here to fix your countries problems by ranting about them on thechive.

          I hope you never wonder why the rest of the world rolls their eyes everytime you guys start talking politics.

          • SickofantiamericanBS

            he dude most americans don't give a fuck because we are smart enough to realize we are part of the majority that can't do shit about it so take that americans bullshit and shove it up your ass. Most of us live in fucking apartments anymore and work at walmart you cocksucker can't do much studying up on politics when 1 there is a glass ceiling and 2 we work more than forty ours a week at minimum wage just to get by

            • Kidn

              Well its nice to know that after being king shit for 60 years the old red white n' blue is finally coming back down to earth.

              Welcome back.

  • R2G Fan

    #12 #23

    So damn sexy!!1

  • Travis

    #30 has great lips

    • Ha.Ha.

      ahhh….back again. Was wondering when we would see this picture again. I know the phrase gets overused, but this is hands down the best pic ever!

    • AdamBaldick

      Beautiful Agony..

    • newscot

      Find her!

    • Elbie

      I'd like better to see her in motion

    • Tomas

      Part of a series by photographer Pavel Kiselev.


      • mark

        i love you tomas

      • IMHO

        The one that is on colour sticks-out like a sore thumb. Interesting pictures, though.

      • Htisss

        holy cow…very nice.

        btw…the link is nsfw…

    • Polonuts

      Nice pic. Leaves much to the imagination.

    • ROK247

      she's thinking "wow, it almost feels like a normal penis, only smaller…"

  • b-ry

    nice eyebrows #5

    • cmonstur

      I was more put off by the trach hole…

      • b-ry

        i'm no doctor but i think trach holes aren't that far down the chest. that looks more like a mole or a freckle.

        • cmonstur

          My uncle had to have a trach hole put in but because of some complications they had to put it lower and it looks a lot similar to this. You might be right though, maybe it's just kind of an awkward picture.

        • AICen

          whatever it is, its definitely over bone.

    • eatit

      more make-up, I think, would look even more natural

    • really?

      why all the thumbs down? do you people like drawn on eyebrows?

      • Kyle Shubert

        Lots of thumbs down because we DON'T like drawn on eyebrows.

  • Juan Epstein

    #28. Not.

    • Maytrix

      You know your gay when….

    • newscot

      Who is this?

      • Kaars

        Blake Lively

        • newscot

          Thanks, I didn't recognize her with so many clothes on.

    • shaunvw

      She is f@#$ing hot….just not in these pics

      • IMHO

        Hot is hot in any pics.

  • Urban

    #12 Would make a good matching thong.

  • sarcasm

    yea….house on fire is beautiful.

    • Bdamg

      Most likely a firemen training facility.

    • Yeah

      I guess no one sees the skull in window #2 fire.

      • AICen

        well… thats embarrasing

  • nuts questions

    If there were nuts on a wall would they be wallnuts?

    • BentWrenches

      If nuts on your chin you would have??

      • duh

        a dick in your mouth

        • NoMoGeronimo

          Or you might be Peter Griffin…who obviously has "chin balls"

  • ron burgondy

    #13 thats a lot of weed sold

    • Ha.Ha.

      that's crack sales….weed doesn't bring in singles like that

      • TylerV

        Hmm…for the life of me I can't think of anyone who gets paid in singles…

    • David Cassidy

      Or maybe Grandpa's been stashing bills since 1929.

    • @ABQLifer

      Getting paid GTA style…

      'Cause the Boyz in the hood are always hard,
      come talking that trash and we'll pull your card.
      Know nothin' in life but to be legit,
      Don't quote me boy cuz I ain't said shit.

  • JacksonMcNasty

    awwwww look the chive is getting all romantical….


    #12 and #30 I just came in my pants, if you know what I mean….

    I'm talkin' 'bout semen. In my pants.

    • Maytrix

      Hopefully you can get that under control before you come close to a real live woman.

      • Coldzilla

        LOL Nice…………

      • NAACP

        You don't consider Mrs. Maytrix to be a "real live woman"? Damn.

  • lolol

    #8 ….ok, now swallow

    • joe


    • shaunvw

      and please don't belch…..cum belches are terrible

    • Candybabe_66

      Spitters are quitters.

    • its_forge

      Never mind what I "promised."

  • F. Gump

    #24 That's cool no doubt….but beautiful would be when that sucka hits 88 mph!

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #16 only happens in the movies…..seriously who slow dances in their kitchens??

    • IndyGirl

      I have 😉

    • br0ken

      I do as well… gotta woo the bitches

      bitches love woo

      • SweetAwesomeness

        hard to dance with bread and mayo in her hands…

    • mskris

      I have .. one of my fav memories 🙂

    • EZEE

      I learned the PERFECT trick with women. Say they are in the kitchen, washing the dishes (first of all, that is a beautiful thing). Walk up behind them and hug them from behind. They like that sh*t. Hold on while they wash the dishes, then kiss the back of the neck (they won't say so, but that gets their motor running). Now, turn that into a good feeling up – keep in mind, the dishes are STILL being washed.

      By the time the dishes are done, she is ready to go. Clean dishes, and you get some action. Perfect world.

      • SanDiego

        Genius.Fucking genius

  • Jordan Dietz

    I want to meet #30!

    • joe

      i want eat #30

    • Lolol

      I want to meat #30

    • Just Sayin'

      I want to tell #30 the condom split, just to see that exact look on her face.

    • GreyGhost9

      i would like to show her my penis

  • caleb

    #24 "Roads, where we're going, we don't need roads."

  • Royce

    Wow… It's amazing what you can do with a camera….

  • F. Gump

    #12 It is the simple things in life that are the most beautiful.

    • the elusive

      yeah, and boobs

  • Jak

    #8 Covering up your duckface is beautiful!

  • joe

    #7 taxi cab fender bender….can u see it?

  • Mr. Ruffles

    Now the majority of these should be HQ Wallpaper/Backgrounds…

  • Rick

    No @ 28…

    Just…. No

    • newscot

      Who is she?

  • onethirdjewman

    i would argue that #5 looks more plastic than beautiful. she could be beautiful, but she looks like a barbie doll

    • its_forge

      That. She might be beautiful under all that crap, but in this image she looks like a barely-18 sorority girl who's been taught by her sisters that makeup is to be troweled on.

    • Richard Rice

      don't care

  • Guerros

    #30!!! MOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRR!! please find her!

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