Female celebs sporting Michele Bachmann’s eyes (20 Photos)

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  • DemonDan

    okay, that's just creepy. please don't do this anymore… nightmares man, nightmares.

    • Joe

      Agreed, Don't ruin the good name that is CHIVE =)

    • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

      Problem solved… just look at the jugs. It's like high school all over again.

      • LOLOLOL

        Well, then there's nothing to look at in the Taylor Swift picture.

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  • sheoncebelieved

    stupid post…could be worse…could be Hillary's or Rachel Madcow's eyes….then that would be really scary.

    • dub

      I like your butt crack.

    • thom

      What if they did this with Hillary's thighs! Yikes!

    • JoJo

      LOL……Madcow. aka Mr. Madcow.

    • guest

      republifag detected

      • Durka

        ^demofag confirmed

      • sheoncebelieved

        yeah, b/c that liberal socialist agenda is working so well….Dow drops over 1,000 points, London rioting…that's what we're aiming for here…

        • TheLimey29

          "liberal socialist" lol Obama is barely a Democrat

          • Verbal_Kint

            or fit to run a hot dog cart…

        • Verbal_Kint

          That's the hope and change we can believe in… At least it wasn't Helen Thomas' eyes…

    • RonPaul2012

      Nah… you're a fellow conservative so you don't like it… I get it… but Bachmann definitely has that crazy element down! Especially in the eyes department. She really is bat shit crazy.

      • sheoncebelieved

        and RP's not batshit crazy? nah, he's just an effing tool

  • Admiral Ackbar

    I lol'ed

    • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

      I think you're the only one

      • DWD

        I don't think so.

        • SFDOi

          no, he is. this wasn't funny.

  • LukeSkywalker

    #13 Actually an improvement.
    #19 Improvement is a hopeless dream.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      Luke, she is your sister!

  • Pete_Mitchell

    #19 looks surprisingly normal on her

    • Asbach

      Barely noticed a change

  • CrimsonKing

    They all look like zombies!!!

  • Smack The Intern

    Some of them look less crazy this way, than ordinarily.

  • RTF

    Kesha Looks about right.

  • Verbal_Kint

    That's some pretty nice Photoshop work…

    • dub

      Someone took a whopping 10 minutes to throw all this shit together.

      • The_Dood

        That's what I was thinking, and I've seen quite a few shops in my time. These look more like someone cut and pasted them.

    • Mike

      You clearly have no clue regarding that of which you speak. Please do us a favor and STFU

      • Verbal_Kint

        It's called sarcasm, asshat.

        • Mike

          you'd like my ass wouldn't you, gay boy?

  • mickdeck

    #13 Although it kind of makes Ke$ha hotter. Takes away some of the John Travolta she's got going on.

    • Fargin Icehole

      She still has no hips and a beer gut. She's butter body.

      • Guest903285

        Yeah, besides her face.

  • Kodos

    Chive, this is so much **FAIL**….I'm disappointed.

  • Richard Head

    Not that funny but she does have the crazy eyes.

    • hMMMM

      I think Michelle Bachman is kinda hot…

    • Mike

      Not exactly her best, most fair shot

      • douche

        yes i think that was when she said black people were better off under slavery than they are under Obama. that was pretty fair i thought

        • Marcus

          Or that the founding fathers freed the slaves, hahaa

  • Mike

    That was a total waste of time.

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  • Qwerty

    Wow, lady gaga might look better!

  • SamTheButcher

    Totally lame, newsweek is a seriously liberal trash rag that will do anything to usher in socialism. Line up for your food chive sheeple.

    • RollingDeathStar

      Was about to say the same thing, well said! Stay away from the partisan drivel, Chive! This is a place for Chiving! Not this stupid crap! If people wanted to see silly garbage like this they can go read HuffPo some other rag.

    • Ha.Ha.

      you do know that the Tea Party is a conservative group, right?

    • WillyP

      Seriously. Much rather have a conservative like Bachmann who wants to rid the social safety net, purge the American populous of views she deems "anti-american," bar homosexuality, and establish her unique brand of Christianity as "America's Christianity."

      She's all for ending spending on Americans, but she will spend whatever it takes to strengthen the US national security industries efforts to invade our lives. Conservative, indeed.

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  • ChivePR

    Damn! please take those images out of my mind!….Gimme a 2nd dose of Hump Day, a double dose of Sexy Chivers and another dose of FLBP to make these images go away! :S

  • 0_0

    #18 to me just looks the same

  • A BiPolar Guy

    sooner or later the eyes are gonna getcha, sooner or later the eyes are gonna win!

    • levitating

      is this you being happy or being angry ? 😀

      • A BiPolar Guy

        just being silly, actually. Some of the women look a bit scary. If my wife had that look in her eyes I'd run, but I think if you see it in wife/gf, you are already doomed.

  • newscot

    Well I guess the "Demonic Denise" video wasn't the dumbest thing I've seen all day… Gimme back my $5 Chive!

  • confused yet frisky

    dumbest post ever! really really bad.

  • jrey81

    sadly, #14 looks just about right. that dead vacuous stare lol… also alot of the blondes kind of looked Heather Grammed with the eyes. Also, I don't understand how anyone comments that any of these threads are a "waste of time." they're all welcome breaks for me. chive on!

  • roberto

    #12 Doesn't matter–still not looking at the eyes.

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