Whatever happens, don’t say ‘Awwwww’ (31 Photos)

  • Sped

    #15 There's nothing cuter than dead bunnies.

    • Htisss

      Except maybe a half buried dead Corgi #29

    • http://www.facebook.com/Gingergreek Pani Booyah

      They're not dead, they're waiting!

    • http://www.facebook.com/zac.judkins Zac Judkins

      I thought the same thing!

    • rocknrollguy

      If you lay them on their backs they get hypnotized…it is cute….and that's also how you trim their nails.

      • hMMMM

        don't they do that with sharks too? tonic immobility or something like that?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Hellooooooo, dead cats? Hellooooooo!!!!

      – the one you love to hate

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

        Paula, I think I might be in like with you.

        • PCP

          Sterling, no one (including that annoying troll) gives a fuck.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Yes I do! I love you Starling, I always have…

            – the one you love to hate

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Wait… In like? WTF is that!?

          Anyway; I most likely won't be around for todays DAR, will be having sex at the time. So if I AM posting in the DAR when it goes live the sex either didn't happen or it was over really quick.

          – the one you love to hate

  • PinkBlizcuit

    #28 I just made love to your laundry.

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      Had a dog just like this when I was a kid. It would get scruffy, filthy, and all matted up. Everytime we brought it back from the groomers it looked like Falkor from Neverending Story.

  • Kwilliams5000

    I lost the "don't say aww" game about four pictures in

    • Rose3191

      Heck, I didn't make it past the first three.

      • Peay

        Hey sugar tits, take your top off!

    • Gstr

      Awwwwwfghanistan! phew….

    • adphilpo

      I lost it at photo 2

      • Pen15 Club

        Your virginity?

  • NebraskaGuy

    #26 "There's something fishy goin' on around here and I'mma gonna find out what it is!"

    • OwnerOfYou

      Thanks for not saying "Come At Me, Bro" like all the others.

      • Verbal_Kint

        No shit..
        My other favorite, "like a boss" needs to go away as well….

        • Jz Trolling

          #26 LIKE A BOSS

      • NebraskaGuy

        Yeah, that one is way overused …

      • Jz Trolling

        #26 COME AT ME BRO

        • ROK247


          • NebraskaGuy

            Ha – well played!

    • Monk

      #26 "Oh, Oh.. so you's a wise a guy?"

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I'm gonna get me some pussy myself in a minute so I most likely won't be around for todays DAR. So if I AM posting in the DAR when it goes live the sex either didn't happen or it was over really quick.

      – the one who loves reposts

      • NebraskaGuy

        Paula, leave that goat alone!

      • every chiver

        eat shit, paula!

      • WhoTheFuckRU!

        OMG it's been TWO HOURS since the DAR was posted and STILL no nuggets of wisdom (or are they turds?) from Paula? Does this mean he/she is getting laid?? Can there be any redemption for humankind? Stay tuned next week when we hear: "Hello my fellow Chivers, I got a pounding last night and boy is my ass sore!"

        Same Chive time … same Chive channel!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Told ya!
          Will attend DMA.

          "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • TootieLou

      looks like the little kitten is drunk off it's ass, lol!

    • ...

      #26 hey, hey, what's your game, man?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521541108 cmonstur

    I try so hard to get through these without saying aww, but #18 broke me.

  • Jason

    "I listen to Bark Folds. You've probably never heard of him…"


    • thom

      Fucking Dogsters!

    • Ned Flanders

      Haha you totally beat me to it!!

    • Lowrent75

      Did you mean 'Bark Folds 5?'

      • HeyJewed

        Bark Folds does his best work solo (other than "Steven's Last Night In Town"). You would know this if you were a real fan.

        • Lowrent75


          • Ben Folds Gay

            You both have horrible taste.

            • HeyJewed

              Over it

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #7 if you look really close, the snout area looks like a seriously pissed off cat.

    • Billy

      Dam you look really close at shit………

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Giant freakin' monitor.

    • DoucheMcFuckstain

      did you ever look at the Chive…….on weed, man?

    • https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

      I'm freaking out, man!

    • Felonious Monk

      Off topic Gern, but has anyone ever taken a poll as to how many people understand your screen name? I still have the vinyl…two copies of it…makes me laugh every time i see you

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Steve used that moniker a number of times, including during a SNL skit. I always thought it was the perfect alias.

        Some has registered the learnwithgern.com domain, and appears to be snagging a lot of their content from the same sources as the Chive.

    • OGMrWhite

      ahahahah wow good call.

    • that_guy

      animal within an animal…aniception

    • https://www.facebook.com/ajpuech Anne-Marie Puèch

      You nailed it! ha ha… it totally does!

  • panama99

    #26 Are you looking at me!!!

  • misschris

    There was almost more AWWWWW in this post than I could stand! Almost. 😉

    • TheChive

      Damnit! We were so close to finally killing you.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I managed to make it trough this gallery, but said AWWWWW when I saw your avatar…
      ❤ redheads ❤

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

  • panama99

    #30 I don't see why dogs get all excited about this open window crap…….

  • theoceanbeauty

    I didnt make it passed #1

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      The convenient travel handle on the back of the life jacket was just too much to…handle.

      • fail

        Like luggage.
        Only that is Doggage.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I made it PAST it. 😛

  • equalizermax

    #26 – Not sure if it's a stuff toy or just a retard cat…

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=794290759 Alex Fischels

    #17 reminds me of the old Disney movie "The Aristicats" Love that movie!

  • Verbal_Kint

    #31 I took a shit in your closet. But you've probably never heard of it…

    • Verbal Kunt

      I thought Usual Suspects was awesome way before anyone else.

  • the_junglist

    #4 Hi, I'm just looking for the gym.

    • thom

      Need to shop the Keep Calm and Chive On logo to that shirt.

    • Chris

      look at his little weiner tryin to make an appearance….so adorable.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

    Wow, made it all the way to #4. Looks like my old friend Bubba Ray. Great dog, gone too soon. B)

    • Bubba Ray Was A Gay

      Cool starry bra.

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        We wish your father was a gay.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

          Looks like one of the regular trolls is hiding as usual. Anyone care to fathom a guess? Probably not, 'cause no one cares about their sad, lonely, pathetic, impotent life. Have a nice day! 🙂

          • wells11490

            Bubba Ray was a boss then… alldogsgotoheaven

            • Bubba Ray Was A Gay

              As long as they accept Jesus into there hearts.

        • Bubba Ray Was A Gay

          My father was a gay. his name was Pat Overton.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

      Look, I don't know how many times I have to say it, but again, I'm sorry my dog raped you.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #19 I dye myself yellow then you dye yourself yellow, why must you always try to copy me?

  • Craig

    #11 Is that Chewbacca's baby picture? All that is missing is a bandoleer.

    • MonkeyMadness


  • jsklajsl

    those eyes! #10

    awww #3

  • Rose3191

    #26 must not blink!!

  • leyani

    #3 is my fav! soooo adorable

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Did he write that or can he read? :p

  • fail

    Meeess gonna kill you !

    • Why Italian?

      After I makka thisa pizza pie!!!

  • Syn

    Damnit all! I made it to #31 and was like aww! damn you chive DAMN YOU!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=562164523 Brent Hand

    I wondered where I left me slippers!

    • PopcornFarts

      You beat me to it!

    • AmberK

      Are bunny rabbits really this cute? Or are these a special kind or something?

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