It’s not summer unless Marisa Miller says so (30 bikini photos)

  • ChuckT

    AHHHHHHH!!!! You have outdone yourself now Chive!!!! Makes my day!

  • EasternCanuck

    #23 she is definitely one of my top 3… *sigh*

    • Paula's son

      Kate upton is so much better
      in fact who is that fuckin wrinkle bag; she looks as old as my mom

      • Slauterhause

        Marissa Miller is hardly a 'bag', she only just turned 33. Nevermind, if you don't want her, I'd be more than happy to take her. I'm pretty sure my wife won't even mind.

      • Lex

        And then again; somebody, somewhere, might fap this evening thinking of YOUR MOM!

      • Bluto

        Kate Upton has what I call high hips. Compared to Marissa Miller, she is quite blocky around the midsection. Don't get me wrong, she is plenty fit, it just has to do with her shape. As a result, my preference is for Marissa Miller every day of the week. For me, and as a total package, this is the most beautiful woman in the world, hands down.

    • i map knees

      so much for no fap fridays.

  • joocifer

    nice tatas

  • EasternCanuck

    Denied!!! 🙂

    • Bill57

      Bout Time!

  • Demon_Cleaner

    I would boil this girl's panties and make tea.

    • Suspect

      You would lose the flavor if you boiled them

    • 100%

      I'd eat her shit.

  • Biz02

    #7 #8 – Damn! She makes a tankini and one-piece sexy as hell.

    • The_Marc

      She could make a burlap sack and some baling twine look sexy…

  • Hector

    #30, Seriously, is anyone hotter than Marissa Miller? Thank you, Chive!

    • Birdhaus32

      Kate Upton and Adriana Lima give her a pretty good run for her money my friend

      • Nate

        yea, but they are both whores…my dick just exploded. thanks chive. now i need to figure out how to get out of the office without everyone seeing the mess in my pants

      • Grammar Ninja

        I'll grant you Ms. Lima does — but IMHO Upton, while hot, is not at the MM level of hotness. And I fear Upton will not age well. Kate does have bodacious tatas, though.

        • Birdhaus32

          Touche salesman, touche

    • Stone

      Miranda Kerr

    • skome

      Lucia Tovar


    She's the classic USA girl.

    • Hut

      Id give her a AA+

      • Bluto

        Her credit rating has to be higher than that of the US, I say AAA.

    • Marc

      classic USA girls are fat

  • JHarris

    #30 I'm sorry. What were you saying?

  • EasternCanuck

    #30 the double side boob… i though it was only a myth.

    • new term?

      outside inside boob

  • The_Marc

    #29 ….a little more…a little more… #30 DAMN!

  • Marissa

    Why does this top keep falling off ?

    • jsh1

      Who cares!!!

  • Stafferty

    Thumbs up. I want to see if repeatedly giving you thumbs up will be the equivalent of troll crash detox.

  • remix_

    #24 Just when you didnt think it could get much better… she adds a friend!

    • Rocks Off

      Is her friend Lima or Ambrosio?

      • Bluto

        The latter.

  • Sharky

    #12 I wish they call could be California girls

    • grammar


  • echogeo

    Isn't there a gif of Marissa and Kate Upton making out?

    • NAACP

      It'd be a lot cooler if there was

      • steve

        it's playing live in my mind right this minute

  • Keith Piscitelli

    #27 where's the zoom button?

    • jack

      ctrl + duh

  • guest

    #2, #6, #12,#17

  • Rob Dean

    She looks epically underfed

    • hMMMM

      you're a fucking 'tard. This is the perfect body.

    • Lex

      The word you were looking for is lean; not underfed.

    • Notawetback

      you must be a mexican…you guys love fat girls who never work out and just eat all day. I understand though, it's all your culture produces

    • Cass

      Actually, I'm gonna have to agree. Look at #24. And there are a ton of girls whose faces are hotter than hers. Yeah, she can rock a bikini; that's about it. Gimme Keeley Hazell or Danica Thrall instead.

      • Cavillea Diannea

        i see a lot of ribcage under those awesome breasts. Don't hate the guy for stating a fact.

  • Dapper_Dave

    #23 #30 Insane Sexy

  • MrRushing

    #12 + Sweet tap dancing Christ!

    • JDub

      that's about all I could manage to mutter at every one of these pictures….

  • Yup

    My Wife.

  • R-Dub

    Loving her is easy cuz shes beautiful.

  • hMMMM

    COMPLETE package. No one is coming close to her…big tits, flat stomach, tight ass, beautiful face (notice face came last)

  • GernBlansten

    Sorry, but there is something….weird about this chick, or at least these pictures.

    Let the flaming begin….

    • Clause the Midget

      She has a very long torso. I find it disturbing. Now don't get me wrong, I'd still break my neck motor boating that thing. But she has the torso of 2 tall women. It's….so…..strange…..

      • ajeush

        it's only long because you are a midget

    • Bollyver

      M/M is very confusing. When I look at #23 I see perfection.
      When I look at #24… I'll take the brunette.

      • Bryce

        doesn't that just mean you prefer brunettes..?

    • zdjh zdjh

      They only thing weird is you. Take a look at your own picture, and what the hell is a GERNBLANSTEN?? Sounds like some type of hemroid.

    • MMHHT

      Dude….I know why something looks weird to you. Your nickname in college was "the bone collector" for a reason, but I liked you better when you were just 'The Gobbler'

    • Mark Browne

      For me I find her face to appear a bit hard at least in the pics that she doesn't smile. There is one pic in this group where she has a big smile and that one pic shows how beautiful she really is!

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