Vote for Playboy Miss Social August 2011

The contest is on Facebook so it’s SFW -Click HERE to vote for the winner!

  • Mista J

    the sexy chivers look more impressive than these hussies

    • snookums

      I'm hoping you meant Chivettes

      • LukeSkywalker

        The post is called "There are Sexy Chivers Among Us"

      • The Chivery

        Nope. A true Chiver smokes pole. It's one of the requirements.

        Chive on!

        • Malkintosh22

          Pathetic is what you are.

    • derp

      Agreed, this is pathetic.

    • Mista J

      yes chivettes, my bad, but I'm sure some chivers are more impressive too

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      ***WARNING*** This gallery contains ZOMBIES!!
      ALL of the above former humans are infected! They first appeared a day ago, then died, and now they're all back again! What does that tell you!! ZOMBIES!!!
      So be sure to realize you're voting for "Playboy Miss Zombie Social".

      Anyway, does this mean the funny costume will make a comeback too?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Megan

      Couldn't agree more

    • edge

      I AGree mostest!!!

    • Flicka

      Hell yea. So. Much. Plastic. And airbrush. And color-correct.
      Blech. Hell, my local strip club girls aren't that skanky! (and they're pretty skanky).

    • jdb

      Like Chivettes better.

    • bpppp

      At first i thought this was a joke… is #5 even real?

    • Darkside

      Hell yeah….C'MON CHIVE. You need to sit some of these boogawolves down. Vote DEEZ

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    #12 – Got my vote.

    • kirstie

      hell yah!!!

    • Kalib

      Definately!

  • saltygary

    Skank-O-Rama! These broads aint got nuttin on the Chivettes.

    • Ha.Ha.

      Playboy is really slacking. Didn't we have a disappointing Playboy post a while back?

  • DPH

    Give me the Chivettes any day.

  • ak47

    #8 by leaps and bounds

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000385934136 ShadewearOnline Scott

      Yup, #8 has my vote.

    • Shant1k

      Very fertile female. Able to make several-hundred infants. I cast my vote accordingly.

    • Rob

      #8 Lauren blows away the competion.

  • El_Hefe

    #4, #9, & #10 = NOOOOO

    • Thedude

      What the hell, I think 9 is the best!

    • tcuchiver

      #10 ain't bad either!

  • MidwestChiver

    #8

  • Josh

    #5 looks natural

    • chappy

      damn… she looks like if i touched her, she would smudge…

    • Pwithc

      not shopped in any way.

    • ebits21

      Better not stay in the sun too long, might melt.

    • turbodude

      yea, but I would lay about 4 inches of cold rolled steel on her

    • Rocks Off

      She looks like she's covered in 10 lbs of foundation/concealer.

    • Dolfan0925

      There's shopped, and there's just animated.

      • The_Dood

        So true!

    • Flicka

      I love how everyone can smell the sarcasm on that one right out the gate.

  • jimbojones

    I vote for "None of the above"

    • turbodude

      come on Jim….so your saying you wouldn't sleep with any of these women ?

      • Common sense

        I'm with Jim, I prefer my women real not brushed up wit tons of make up…

        Turbodude- the question is no about whether or not we'd sleep with them, its about voting for the hottest one…

      • jimbojones

        Of course I would. But those my standards are much lower than Playboy's. 😀

  • CasperSack

    #4 Is that a fire hydrant? LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1050131066 Parrish Alan Dunnaway

    #13 kind of looks like Olivia Munn. I like the Chivettes better.

    • Htisss

      She also looks the least fake…got my vote.

  • Chief Mike

    Why do I even bother looking for updates on the weekend?

  • Durp

    Too much airbrushing, and makeup. I'd like to see the before/after pictures of these women first. Chivettes > *

    • severin



      Cant get more real than this dude.

  • Peter Parker

    #13 or #8- but to be honest none of these are that exciting…sorry ladies, I'd probably pee my pants if I saw u in person…hahaha

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000385934136 ShadewearOnline Scott

      You get a thumbs up for honesty about the pee pants thing. lol

  • Lisa

    #3, #6, & #13 are the closest to "natural". The others are really super photoshopped or just weird. And some are really close to being duck faces. Still. Good post for a Sunday. Thanks Mac. 😉

  • richard

    all of them are so plastic?

  • jmjazzypants

    #7 and #8!

    • chethive

      agreed

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      Oh marie #7

  • dallas

    i like @2.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Houston we have a problem…

      Hugs,
      Paula
      "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • turbodude

      #2…….your welcome there Dallas

  • Cavok

    #8 for sure. But I’d take any chivettes over these. Boo.

  • Tumorboy76

    YIKES! They are all "butter faces". Everything's good, but 'er face. Give me most Chivettes over these bunnies anyday.

  • Odd Jobb

    Playboy needs quality control. Most of these girls look good, but they aren’t great.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    I miss ❤ Lauren ❤

    Hugs,
    Paula
    "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • truth

      pathetic

      • Guesty

        as your mom?

        • Guesty

          Hey guy that takes other people's username and makes mom jokes constantly…
          Still not funny

          • Guesty's Dad

            much like your constant lurking on a site your claim to hate, and your lame ass attacks on girls you know nothing about… huh big guy.

            Fuck you and your mother. She's about the only funny thing I have seen in months.

            • Guesty

              Constant lurking, or as I said last week, bored at work. But you keep posting comments on cat posts on Saturday afternoons, and then claim everyone else is constantly on the site, oh ye of a better life than me. (ps- mom jokes still not funny, google "insults")

              • TRON

                win

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Hey asshat I wrote that before I realized she was back. Try to keep up with current events or shut that asshole of yours (your second asshole as assholes are where shit comes out).

        Hugs,
        Paula
        "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • Bill57

          Paula I realize it is hard for you to come up with something original, coherant, relevant and meaningful. but try to do so. That way you wouldn't look like such an irrelevant idiot and loser.

        • Brother Maynard

          Lame.

  • turbodude

    #12 I reckon caused my pants to move

  • tony

    meh. needs less blondes and more REDHEADS

    • JPV

      nah, there is an obvious reason and correlation why everyone wants to be blonde and not a ginger

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Yeah, lack of taste. Redheads RULE!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

  • Sticky

    is #4 a man?

    • Joey

      Don't know but it has cankles for heaven's sake.

    • mmmhmmm

      no sir, i believe that there's a horse.

    • kjh

      looks like sloth from the goonies

    • Dan

      Not sure, but the city is going to be by to tell her to get off that hydrant

    • The_Dood

      Whatever it is it appears to be inbred.

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