There are Sexy Chivers Among Us: Smiling Chivettes (105 Photos)

When I put up a post requesting some smiles from our Chivettes earlier this week, I really didn't know what to expect. What is missing from many of the photos you're about to see are the personal messages the Chivettes included with their photos.

Most of them just wanted to spread some happiness to the Chivers out there, maybe make a few people's days a little brighter. Watching the rise of the Chivettes over the past year has been one of the great honors of my life.

Lately, I've been receiving messages from dozens of magazines and art houses who have expressed to me that, because of the Chivettes, they've 'toned down' the amount of photoshop they're doing on models these days. Being real is simply more beautiful. Amazing.



AWESOME INSTRUCTIONS: Grab your camera (phone) and write 'Hi Chivers' on a sign or some part of your body (be as creative as you like). Then use our handy-dandy upload page to send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com and collect internet fame.
Above all: Be Creative. Do it for your country!


Chive On!

- John

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  • Shawn

    #49….painted what?

    • gonnagtbanned

      Keep calm and whore on.

      • Shawn

        no, not what was meant

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          She painted the shirt BTW

          • ThePoopSmith

            5:30 and no DAR makes johnny go something something…

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Of all the posts, this is the LAST place you should be spouting this bullshit.

        What a pathetic excuse for a human being. Have you ever considered post partem auto-abortion?

        • JWOie

          it's an internet post. calm the fuck down, spazz-ass.

    • Tyler Durden

      I'd like to paint those titties!

    • lynch

      fap on.

    • http://www.blackwhitefinder.com alicewhite

      Damn, man.You may change your life completely. People want to have another new found, a new kind of dating feeling. Blackwhitefinder.com. It is a great place for singles to get to know each other, and talk about religion, work, sports, life, relationship, or more. I can assure you that your will be happy here.

  • jamison

    #1, #28, #103, #105

    Thanks for the smiles, Chivettes. That was an impressive display.

    • Holy Hell

      Holy Hell.
      That's a lot of Chivette Awesomeness !!!!!!

    • 2fer

      I'll take a #1 with a #105 on the side.
      like kool-aid man say…
      OH YEAH!

      • Master_Rahl

        Yessir, UK Chivette has it goin' ON! Sweden is also pretty damn good looking. We have ourselves a regular melting pot of Chivettes. Don't forget #50 Chile, and #56 Italy. So much WIN!

    • SlimtwigMJ

      I ❤ the Chivettes #68, #78, #101, #103

    • KyleRetrato

      Beautiful. Simply beautiful.

  • Sharky

    #14 No smile? No problem. Incredible!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      While we may never no if she is smiling, feel safe in knowing she certainly caused quite a few.

    • http://www.tumblr.com/apollorockit Apollo!

      She's smiling sideways.

  • Shawn

    #66… oh my good god……could it be? twins?

    • BleedC&B

      twins from Kansas? Midwest talent!!

    • Makes No Excuses

      holy mother of god…. that is the stuff dreams are made of

    • jjj

      Win!

    • greasdupdeafguy

      can't spell twins without WIN

    • Birdhaus32

      Twiiiins Basil! But Lauren #78 has'em beat. Best Chivette to date!

      • Master_Rahl

        Lauren is pretty easy on the eyes, true dat!

        • The real LG.

          You both will get one dirty panty each for being my loyal worshipers. Chive on !

          • its_forge

            Whoever you are I sincerely hope you contract acute necrotizing fasciitis and it slowly eats your face until you die from it.

            • JWOie

              here you are being a creep. again. why don't you go walk around in nothing but a trench-coat exposing yourself to people like a normal weirdo, and GTFO of here.

              • its_forge

                ::sigh:: Ooh ahh, you really told me, I am so totally chastised by some random fucking schmuck on the internet, ooh aah. ::yawn::

  • thomas

    The Chivettes just gave the internet both barrels. wow

    #104, #102, #1

    • NebraskaGuy

      I totally agree!
      Sexy Chivers are worth waiting for – thanks to all you ladies who submitted.

      Thanks John, for posting 🙂

      It's Friday – cheers and Chive On!

    • gocubsgo!

      Agreed. I have to say – way to rep Chicago ladies! Very Very impressed.
      Oh and #60……..wow! Your picture is certainly FTW!!!!!
      Happy Chive Friday – Smiles!

  • adam the terrible

    yum

    • Dirty Dingus

      Wow….105 sexy Chivettes. Happy Friday to all.

      #19 stopped me in my tracks. MOAR of her please.

  • neefgeefd

    #84 aye aye, captain

  • its8bit

    #101 FULL OF WIN

    • http://www.facebook.com/jmartincic Jeff Martincic

      from a gamer's perspective yes…

      from a games perspective…can't get much worse.

      • its8bit

        true. nothing is better than halo 1…

        • DrROBOTO

          halo 2 actually was better and cod mw the original was best 1st person shooter. black ops is the most laggy piece of shit game if you use hi def xbox connection

          • its8bit

            i'd have to disagree about halo 2 being better. yes, it was on xbox live so it had a lot larger following. they made it so anyone could have fun playing it, while still allowing pro players to dominate. removing the pistol was their biggest fault though (yes, i'm one of those guys). don't get me wrong, i loved playing halo 2 online and still have fun playing the new ones. there was nothing like jumping on xbc and playing halo 1 for me.

            modern warfare was a great game. they should stop switching between studios every other game.

            • shakayurtinydick

              halo is too hard for cod guys its ok we understand, i know you cant handle a grenade stuck to your balls..nor can you handle actually completing a game let alone a rank without cheating(hence cod) not like halo where its stricktly moderated, and banhammer comes down often, but thats ok,,stay in cod i hate playing against/with newbs anyway..

              and its nice that her bf let her hold the controller..

              🙂

              • Ufailinlife

                Keep it up nerds ,maybe someday you will find a dead body to make love too.

                • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

                  Halo FTW!! Its the only game that makes the crap box worth the buy ;D
                  Black Ops sucks. Modern Warfare 2 was my favorite. Modern Warfare 3 soon…hmmm

                  Great Pic too! 🙂 If your actually a real gamer and not just posing with your boyfriends stuff, then shes awesome ❤

                  • Morgan Freeman

                    Halo Reach FTW !! and id have to pick Bad Company 2 when it comes to military shooters. so tired of COD :S

    • mindthefuzz

      hot girl with a love of electronics. doesn't get much better.

      the frames on the wall makes it look like she's at her grandmother's house.

      • JWOie

        who DOESN'T use electronics these days, besides the fucking Amish?

    • WIUh

      wrong. Black Ops sucks.

    • StreetDeah

      #101 Full of fail. not even that girls amazing hotness makes up for what a bad game that is.
      MW2 FOREVER!!!!

      • luhdat

        is her tattoo the same as #22??

    • gamerchick

      Battlefield FTW!

  • AssClown

    #20 Man, she looks like an awesome girl…

    • NebraskaGuy

      I agree – a girl with personality like she must have is an extremely attractive feature with me!

    • facepalm

      Yes ,2 pics on the internet can tell EVERYTHING about a girl.

      • AssClown

        That's why I said "looks" and not "is". And well, because of boobs.

    • Juiol

      She sure looks as as certain Gina… 😛

    • Ed Wood

      fuckin' hipster bullshit(especially the second pic).

      • Alister

        how about grow up and fuck off if you have nothing nice to say.

  • Shawn

    #21…loving those eyes…gorgeous

    • DCMOFO

      Well, what have we here? And what is that thing above them with the mouth and eyes? – Wilfred

  • its8bit

    #92 i ❤ you.

    • lemmespkdtruth

      Your average pathetic nerd.

    • mindthefuzz

      i think she's gorgeous even though a smile would have been better.

  • n1ghtstalker

    So many FLBP and Mind the Gaps and Burnt bras and yet the ones I like are the ones with clothes on… what is going on with me. Am I finally over infused by boobs and snatch?

    #45 So cute!
    #65 Yes please.
    #66 OMG there is two of you! Its a sign… There is a god!

    • isthrstillhope?

      I cant believe my eyes ,a chivers brain cannot function beyond ass and tits. You are an impostor !

  • JAPIV

    #27 I don't think I'll ever get tired of looking at her…

    • tommy

      big back, is that a fucking dude?

      • Sadly...

        that's what I though…

      • Don't Like It

        Agreed. It's a guy.

        • Red

          one of the chive staff fulfilling one of his fantasies.

    • ugghhh.

      that's a guy!!!

      • morons

        God you guys are fucking stupid not everyone with muscles is a guy. Good joke though.

        • tommy

          Dude that a fucking Shim!!

    • bob

      hot!
      its not a guy you numpty

    • Lower

      Any regular chiver knows how hot the Aussie Chivette is.
      Aussie Chiver, top job representing all Aussie Chivers and Chivettes.

    • Dan

      That is a male body. I'm a Paramedic and have a very good grasp of human anatomy and can say with confidence that that is a man. Note the large bone structure, the masculine hands, the muscular back, shoulders, triceps, and legs. No amount of estrogen can completely transform a man into a woman.

      • danny

        bullshit.

  • ChiverMeTimbers

    #5 GOOD GOD…PLEASE BECOME A REGULAR CHIVETTE!!!

    • Makes No Excuses

      FLBP fo sho

      • ChiverMeTimbers

        That Bra MUST be Burnt….xD

    • Barrowsboy

      Find her!

    • bolder_holder

      She would be hot…
      if only she had bigger boobs.

    • Adam

      That bra of hers is working overtime.

    • infamous poster

      Relax losers ,she is not the last slut on earth ,google some porn and release all your frustration.

      • ChiverMeTimbers

        You must be an A Cup

        • Quent

          or he probably knows how to get laid without a roofie.

    • codeblu667

      She deserves her own post for all that work her lower back is doing!

    • gocubsgo!

      I didn't see a smile and….I don't give a shit!!!!!
      MOAR!

    • GlibTongue

      With 105 pictures, that one at #5 is a tough act to follow…

    • Doh

      Burn the BRA!!!

    • Rick

      I'd like to see more, but less of that one Jelly Roll by her pit. It made vurp a lil. Keep in mind the angle's plzkkthxbaibai

    • weldsoft

      Yes, post some more! Great taste and artful presentation! Chive on!

    • Kymer

      Yes… please yes.

  • Gary the Snail

    LAST !!!!!!!!

    • Always Last

      I would ask that you refrain from imitating me.

  • Captlazarus

    Too much faptitude, glad it's a long weekend.

  • adrienne

    SC is one of the most unique animals on the internet. I need a cigarette after that

    #103, #69, #104

  • AssClown

    #24 Have you ever just imagined sliding your hand over that? I just did…and my pants became tighter…

    • Makes No Excuses

      I just want to give it a good smack

      • DrROBOTO

        i always imagine running and smashing in2 the ass face first

    • Birdhaus32

      Oh I'm sorry, I fell over. Oh no! I fell over again!

    • Selmy

      She won the Chive.

    • Jessica

      The curve of her back and the hem of her tee shirt look shopped.

  • Tillman

    #24 If they won't make you a Chivette, I'll buy the company and will do it. Somehow…

    Magnificent.

    • itsafact

      Photoshopped ,thechive finds random pics and Photoshops their logo/msg to fool the dumbfuck chivers.

      • Fluffy Bunny

        tineye can't find it

      • Tillman

        A. Find me the source if it's "stolen".
        B. Nothing you say diminishes the beauty of this woman.
        C. I've worked with Photoshop for years. Where is this modified in any way?
        D. What would the owners of Chive and it's parent company monetarily gain by doing that?
        E. Bite a fart.

  • EasternCanuck

    #24 stopped my heart for a bit… WOW

    • hugepens

      Definitely should see more of this girl, She's got *Ehem* potential…

    • C3POHMYGOD

      Absolutely sick- I bet John thought about as long as it takes for Usian Bolt to run the 100m whether she'd make the list-

  • Cindy

    #78

    A big WELCOME BACK, LG! 🙂

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Fun fact: LG (<3) once fell from a bike and seriously damaged her left cheek.
      She looks like new because I donated some surplus skin from my ass to repair the damage.
      Keep this in mind when you kiss her on the cheek…

      Hugs,
      Paula
      "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • ispkdtruth

        That explains her disproportional face.

        • OWIwe

          this.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      INDEED!

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      best picture on here!

    • Birdhaus32

      The only way anything of Paula's would ever get touched by a man is if it were attached to LG.

    • johnhasmyipadress

      Aaaah the famous skank is back ,she will be here soon trying to get more attention by her yapping.

      • Holy Hell

        SHUT your yap.

      • truthserum

        #3 is fucking hot though, so even seeing LG made my trip to SC worth it.

        • truthserum

          I meant #5

    • Holy Hell

      #8.
      It's good to see you back !!!!!!

    • http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/hot-cleavage-12.jpg guest speaker

      It is nice to see LG's smile and assets. Been too long, IMO…

    • the frenchman

      Well come back, sexy smile.

    • patov40

      Great to see you again Gentile! All kinds of win in this SC. Great job Chive!!

    • This side

      Her face is uglier than her frog toes. Why is there a huge gap in between her boobs? That's a very good question!

    • PianoFingers

      I'm happy to see LG too – THAT picture really made me smile, the others I just liked…

  • Nerfherder

    ALL HAAAWT. Thanks ladies!

  • Appreciative

    Job well done Chive. Job well Done

    • chiver

      Yes ,we can all Fap away to glory now.

  • I_am_elf

    #1 why Can i never find any other chivers in the uk!

    • midget

      Because they have bad teeth.

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=649151517 Neil Kay

        groan…….

      • gaz

        f.u just f.u

    • gaz

      chive on uk

    • mooseknuckle907

      Cause you're an elf

    • OWIejr

      because on the whole, the English aren't as stupid and have as terrible taste as Americans.

      • phideauxe

        How does that make sense? He can't find any other Chivers in the UK because the English aren't as stupid as Americans? God I'm so sick of that chip on the English shoulder. We like you, you hate us. WTF? Just lose the inferiority complex. Some of the most beautiful women in the world are English, i.e. Kelly Brook, Keeley, etc. etc.

        • hardcorepaul

          Not all the english hate americans. Most of the americans i have met have been awesome

  • UW Sucks

    I'd like to welcome #5 and say we hope to see you again.

    • RAS

      Has my vote!

    • KyleGamgee

      First of MANY I hope!

    • buyer

      How much ??

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