What would Labor Day be without Future Lower Back Problems? (40 Photos)

We'll be back full-force tomorrow, Chivers. Until then, enjoy your Labor Day!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=854834783 Benjamin Finlay

    Why did they think the world was flat when tits are round?

    • Luko

      Suggestion to the Chive for a day post;
      Tuesday Arched back !

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Do NOT reply to spammers, your reply is keeping them visible after an admin deletes it.
        Just hit 'report', say why (spammer), click 'submit this'.

        • Luko

          Ok, got it.
          Thank you.
          When i post my message, he didn't been deleted yet.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Are you trolling me? Your reply is why we still see 'Matt's' post. If you don't reply and an admin deletes the spam it will be gone without a trace! That's the point!

            • Luko

              What i want to say is that when i click the reply button, his message hasn't been deleted yet.
              Who am I to dare trolling you ?
              I was here before the message was deleted.

    • Holy Hell

      Hey Matt.
      FU spammer whore.

    • Paulo

      I'm posting this here (because fuck you, that's why).
      If I worked at the Chive, I would actually put the names below the pictures instead of making people read the moronic comments about who the woman is and what they'd do to her.
      You guys are making money from nothing. Have the time to post the name of the woman from where you ripped the photo from. Takes two seconds.
      Or if the poster happens to know the name, throw it on.
      I would love it if my AdBlock can once again block the IntenseDebate. That also means I don't have to read these ass-pirates typing MOAR! Or SAUCE! Or idiots going FIRST!
      Don't even think 4 seconds about it. Do it up.

      • 0192837465

        Paulo waaa waaa waaa waaaa waaaaa. The Chive is doing you a god dam service. you dont have to pay a dime now do you. O and by the way the most annoying comments on this site are ones from egotistical fucks like you who think they run the joint and know better than everyone else.

        Fuck you paulo get a life

  • Anonymous

    Chive owes me a new pair of underwear

  • Bob

    #10 #14 Names?

    • Pwithc

      I'm going to go out on a limb and say yes, they do have names.

      You're welcome!

    • k.pat.l

      #14 is Jordan Carver

    • Finnboy

      Not 100% sure, but I think #10 is Denise Milani

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      #14 pissed in the pool!

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • http://www.facebook.com/ajay.dacosta Ajay Da Costa
    • Efaray


      Are you asking for their names, or did you just start a round of "Name their boobs?"

    • Mauricio

      names: Left tit and right tit

    • John

      Love #10

    • joe

      Girl on the right is Jordan Carver

    • Dude

      Laura Lion and Jordan Carver, respectively.

  • Bob

    And 1st btw. Happy DAY OFF beeetches!

    • fuck bob

      i hope it rains on your labor day… idiot

    • DaddyD

      Beaches never get a day off.

    • humble

      1st, after the 2 above you….

  • Cyberfunker

    Happy Labor Day!!!

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      I'm so freaking sick of fake tits, stupidly white teeth, blown up lips, straight hair that should be wavy, painted on eyebrows, high heels, barely any cloths on(leave some for the imagination), self-picture takin wenches……GAAAAAA it's sooooo Gaaaaayyyyy!

  • mmm tits

    Just want to say hi to Paula,
    We love you,

    • Bill57

      speak for yourself, you are a sick person

      • Holy Hell

        WTF, Bill ?????????
        You should try to be as relevant as Paula.

        • Bill57

          I wqas relevant when concerning mmmtits who did you think I was talking to or don't you know what relevant is?

          • ???


  • G Monie

    #31 I'll take 3 please!

    • Waylon

      A real altruist would receive orgasms…from me preferably.

    • dude

      Along with some STD's

    • TheLatinLover

      I am sure I would return the favor, happily so 🙂

  • Yoda

    Chive owes me a new pair of underwear

  • n word jim

    #6 wow

    • anon

      they need more of her 🙂

    • Random_Things

      Seen her a couple of times on here, they need to find her.

      • luvTnA

        Yes chive must find her Please:p

  • Johnathan Hopkins

    I'm glad boobs exist 😀

    • KNOB

      I agree with you're opinion.

      • greasdupdeafguy


  • G Monie


    This is what I would do allllll day if I was a girl…

    • AssClown

      Pretty sure you'll do more than that…

      • Kraft

        With those and a guitar. I'd never leave the house.

  • bob

    :insert manual labor joke here:

  • Chase

    #13 I think R2 girl has some competition now

    • thiscabwasrare

      Not really

    • truth

      I'd take our R2 Chivette over this one.

      • asf

        i agree… you do mean one on top of the other, right?

    • patov40

      Is that some kind of beverage she has though? I'm listening……B)

    • Kodos

      Cute, but Melissa wins.

    • Ha.Ha.

      this lady is like…50 years old

  • Martin

    I need a girlfriend, even if we only go out for a few minutes.

    • Bill57

      ask them out, what's the worst that could happen? they say no? keep trying

      • DeRaNgEd

        and if not there is always Rohipnol

        • iDary

          also called "Ruffies"

          • falacer

            roofie colada seem to work too :p

  • brad

    #40 You are perfect in every way.

    • G Monie

      At least your boobs…

      • RedChivette

        Well I'm a Chivette, a redhead and my hump was #24 in the hump day DAR on 9/7/11. I think I got a few things going for me lol 🙂

      • RedChivette

        Well I'm a Chivette, a redhead and my hump is # 24 in the hump day DAR of 9/7/11. So I think I gotta few things going for me lol 🙂

        • samg2907

          After a little research… I would have to agree with you.

  • ChiverBU

    #28 If those are real, I'm moving to Japan

    • Person.B

      NSFW – momoka nishina

      • ChiverBU

        How did you know who she was? The people of the internet amaze me.

        • Bill57

          Google Chrome it finds the pics for you and therefore the name

          • Wombatsavior

            She's also an insanely hot Japanese porn star, that helps too.

  • jetrome

    #1. Yes. Those are bewbs and yes they are great.
    #35 The eyes are also just amazing.

    • Shabs

      Colored contacts. Not that amazing.

      • Kraft

        seems more like tv/monitor light reflection in her eyes.

    • Daba

      what eyes?

  • Average Chiver

    My life is incomplete without theChive. FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

    • n word jim

      why would anyone older than a 3rd grader need to fap to a picture?

      • xxxxx

        thats how it was done back in the day, before all your youtubes and streaming live webcams sexy sexy videos…

    • Bill57

      someone needs a life

      • asf

        …and a sock, probably

        • clarkaw29

          or just a girlfriend, i think its time to leave the couch and find one

    • truthserum


  • facepalm

    More sluts for the nerds ,keep it up !

    • xxxxx

      i agree!! keep it up!! i like my FLBP slutty as well!!

    • patov40

      Go watch the bike rider again internet hipster. Have a nice day! 🙂

  • igetbanned

    #40 Whore on.


      you will never ever get banned here

      • rayv

        fucking douche. take your rudeness elsewhere.

  • lonin

    #17 stole a good portion of my day.

    • Bob

      Myleene Klass, large breasted presenter!!

  • Chive_On

    #35 is… wow. After trying to look down her sweater, couldn't help looking at those eyes.

    • Chase

      Dude don't be gay!

    • Daba

      eyes? where?

    • Hall

      The consensus on other websites is that she's actually a RealDoll, which seems possible; there's a bit of a plasticky, lifeless look to her, although that could just be the photo.

      As an argument that this lady is in fact a person, somebody posted the following picture – http://imgur.com/M1CJk – but didn't give a name or source.

  • Brad

    #6 – What a cutie!
    #14 – Noice!
    #28 – Cosplayer or not, that's an amazing rack!

  • newt

    #1 "ya i guess they are bigger than your's"

  • itsmeagain

    #13 Yes she does ,this one actually looks like a girl.

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