She’s known as the real life Barbie Doll (20 Photos)

This model from Moscow always dreamed of being Barbie. She's spent the last few years getting as close to that goal as possible. This is not weird in any way.

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  • clal

    Barbie didn't have a bellybutton ring.

    • Yep

      Barbie didn't bleed for 5 days each month either…

    • brittany

      In some movies she does

  • NicBree

    Good God, she kinda does look like Barbie. Are her eyes 'shopped to look bigger or did she have surgery to widen them? Can't tell..

    • JBG

      Contact lenses. They are big in Asia right now and super dangerous. Banned I believe here in he US. Gaga wore them in Bad Romance.

      • Julie

        they're not banned in the us. in fact, there's a lot of people that wear them in the us. they're called circle lenses.

    • bowchic

      They are contacts, and probably 'shopped. If you've ever seen the Asian girls and their Doll style, they have these special contacts that are ALL iris, so along with makeup, it makes the eye HUGE! Yeah, I got lost in that part of youtube one time, really kinda cool though.

  • dougie

    i shall be Ken

    • Truth

      and like Ken, you have no dick

    • Dirty Dingus

      In Soviet Russia…Doll plays with YOU! ah ah ah

      • http://www.facebook.com/rbuitenkamp Rutger Buitenkamp

        Soooo no nipples ? No vag ? Well goodluck with that Ken!

    • los links

      too skinny, not hot

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002931543731 Concepcion Mayer

      I just got a $829.99 iPad2 for only $103.37 and my mom got a $1499.99 HDTV for only $251.92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37" HDTV to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78.24 for. I use PennyOrder.comONLY

    • CruzLara

      @me I just got a $829.99 iPad2 for only $103.37 and my mom got a $1499.99 HDTV for only $251.92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37" HDTV to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78.24 for. I use BidsOut.com

  • spellItRite

    known

    • winfields

      here is her name – she's on myspace

      • winfields

        Brenda Kovalsky

  • Ashley

    She's "know" as? Editor! Clean up on aisle 4! Maybe accuracy in spelling isn't quite what people would normally notice here…hmmm…

    • Mike

      maybe you should learn to read a little bit better.

  • vhr1904

    She's know? Retard!

    • KyleRetrato

      Take a chill pill, bro! We all make typo's every once in a whil

      • Jabitt1

        Most of us do make typos, but if you are running a business you should try to keep items a little more clean. Of course, with the way this generation writes most people probably didn't notice the typos. Hence the thumbs down.

  • anguish

    She's not really all that hot.

    • http://www.facebook.com/heartlessromantic Kevin Amstutz

      She reminds me of Kira from The Dark Crystal.

      • Dylan

        OMG you are SO right!

    • mcsgwigga

      You'd still do her though

      • anguish

        nah, not everyone has standards as low as you do.

    • Lulatsch

      I'd hit her
      You'd hit her
      and we all know that!

    • Just Saying

      Bitch looks Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

  • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

    #7 And she's with the guy in sweat pants? Seriously?

    • ZombieBootParty

      Also a purse

    • arTee

      Meanwhile in Russia…. carrying a purse while wearing a deep vee tee gets u laid by barbie.

    • Birdhaus32

      At least she doesn't look like a piece of plastic like in #1 and #19

    • Renee Blair

      and I don't see much of a bulge…sad

      • burningman

        Dude kinda looks like Ashton Kutcher

  • RJG

    When the photo's aren't adjusted to make her look like plastic she's actually really good looking.

  • Çreep

    #18 I'd hit it.

    • ahawkeyeguy

      twice on sunday…

      • MonkeyMadness

        Three times on Monday.

    • Smitty

      With a stick.

  • myNameIs

    Sure, why not..

  • Asa

    Meh. Not a Chivette.

    • Guest

      My thoughts exactly!!!

    • infamous

      Fake ,slutty ,huge attention whore ,how is she different from a Chivette ?

      • Malkintosh22

        I can understand attention whore, but your other points are completely invalid.

        • Bob

          no, i can see slutty, too…

    • Juice springsteen

      I just downvoted this to keep it at 69 😛

  • Fasteddy14

    Mail order bride barbie is hot!!! Lets hope she didn't sew her junk shut, and get ken neutered.

    • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

      if #7 is "ken", I'd be totally comfortable with him being neutered.

      • mac

        "ken" looks like some of the fruitiest eurotrash ive ever seen

  • misschris

    #13 Can't tell if hot… or creepy…

    • L. Phelps

      how about hot and creepy?

    • Master_Rahl

      definitely creepy. wonder if she's sexually ambiguous under the skirt, like Barbie… and Ken for that matter.

    • 'Lil Jon

      Those big ass contacts are creepy!

    • Lowrent75

      Creepy as hell.

    • Birdhaus32

      Definitely creepy and probably has enough plastic in her to be a real Barbie

    • Reboot

      looks more like Lady Gaga than Barbie, imo.

  • http://stevesphotography.org/ turbodude

    I like !
    #15

  • Mido

    Dayum she has huge eyes :O

    • 'Lil Jon

      contacts

    • ahawkeyeguy

      yeah… I wasn't looking at her eyes… just sayin.

  • ISU Birds

    #11 Yah she is still pretty smoking.

  • jack

    creepy…this bitch actually does look plastic

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    If you're in to plastic here's a golden tip: a blow up doll is WAAYYYYYYY cheaper!
    And complains less!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • ahawkeyeguy

      yes… but then you have to make the moaning sounds all on your own. And that's just too much work.

    • SockMoney17

      I hear those high quality blow up dolls are over $5,000. errr, uhmm atleast that's what I hear…..

  • MAX_POW

    #12 in general, beautiful body…but face?…hummmm……idk… not convinced

    • Psymon Gallows

      The eyes are kind of frightening, and the massive bangs aren't that flattering…

  • hMMMM

    WHAT. THE. FUCK.

  • IzDatSumChikin

    I am much disappoint Chive. Much disappoint. For a site that promotes and celebrates the beauty of "real" women why give this fake thing any attention? BARF!

    • http://TheChive.com Drewcifer

      Agreed, dead on bro 🙂

    • http://www.facebook.com/damonaco Daniel Angelo Monaco

      My erection does not discriminate.

    • meow

      agreed!

  • Derbymon

    Sad
    desperate
    human.

    • itswasobvious

      = Chivers

  • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

    DO WANT!!!!!

  • Pat

    “I don’t usually play with Dolls. But when I do, it’s with this one"!!!! #15

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