Animals that don’t suck (30 Photos)

  • billshakes626

    #21 Who's a pretty kitty?

    • SuperiorTo8

      I want to see the photo after this… you know, where the lady is getting her face scratched off

      • echogeo

        Looks like it was already.

      • hMMMM

        lady looks like a dude.

    • Cameron

      That cat looks pissed haha

    • Chinaman

      This type of cat is a delicacy, so tender and moist if prepared correctly. A bitch to eat if you're allergic to cats, though…makes your throat all itchy.

  • misfits

    #24 rastalama

    • Dr_StrangePants

      you must smell AWFUL

    • MrAliasMan

      So this is how whoopi goldberg gets her hair before its dyed.

  • dawgy

    #25 what kind of dog?

    • anon

      most likely pomeranian

      • Jason Ciotti

        I was going to say spoiled.

    • Its420somewhere

      I think that's Mr. Winkle???

    • UPSgrrrL88

      It's a trip-over-rat.

      • drew

        If the dog is smaller than your head and/or punt-able, it is more rat than dog.

    • ontherun1989

      That's Boo the dog. Even has his own book!

    • TAMZ

      Yeah it's a Pom, I have two that looked like that when they were pups. Hate them both now, cause all they do is bark bark bark bark. Can't wait till they crock from a heart attack.

    • hMMMM

      that's a shiba inu

      • hMMMM

        I am wrong.

  • JJ in the Big Land

    #23 I can taste your fear, it sustains me.

    • Jed

      Stop playing with your food.

    • disturbed

      Saute before eating…

      • Kyle

        I wanna see the photo from 30 seconds later.

        • Average Chiver

          I saw it. I found it easy to fap to.

    • jojo

      totally shopped…

  • MrAliasMan

    #22 Alvin, Simon, Theodore?
    #27 Assassin's Kitty: Brotherhood of the Meow

    • jeralin

      #27 is more like an L4D Hunter. He's even ready to pounce!

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        If you would have gone with Prototype I may have agreed.

  • @ItsMeMvpJonny

    #23 SOON….

    • James

      man i hate this 'soon' shit

      • M.Loaf

        …along with a bunch of other originally nice lines that people beat into the ground:
        – know how I know you're gay?
        – kill it with fire
        – I see what you did there
        – not a single fuck was given that day
        – come at me bro
        – etc.

  • LaLakers2408


  • strangeperson

    Whaaaat up?
    High paw me

  • anon

    lol #9 has the perfect caption

  • dashete

    #3 Disturbing… very disturbing.

    • NaNaNaMatmaN

      "Did you hear what he called me? I ain't no chickenfucker boss!"

    • Billy

      Don't act like you never fucked a chicken.

  • davey

    Chive on~

  • Diego Colafabio

    #27 A Rogue

    • RobTalk

      Looks like Elijah Wood

  • Cubssuck

    #3 chicken fucker

    • drew

      License and registration…

    • _Moose_

      Hell I can say "meow". I can say "moo", for twenty bucks I'll call the guy a chickenfucker!

  • AssClown

    #3 Cock on Cock – don't get much gayer than that…

    • amrith777

      Twilight is gayer…but other than that,I agree :p

      • Jen

        trite, overused, and not witty anymore.

      • OWijwa

        oh my god, COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW! i'm so sick of this being the ONLY place in my day to day life that i'm even reminded that Twilight exists…..

    • harold


      • obobo


  • AssClown

    #30 About to surprise butt-sex…

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #15 iz teaching human to fly, he iz terrible
    #30 surprise buttsecks!!

  • jpp407

    #6 "Yo, I needs some sugar"


    • Jen

      i was thinking of a "in soviet russia…" joke…

      • The Chivery

        Just be sure it's not actually original or innovative joke material and your Chive membership should remain intact.

        Chive on!

  • BIll57

    #6 ok ok lemme back in come on guys

  • BIll57

    #11 it's OK kid I am not hurting your mom

  • bubblerider86

    #25 & #29 cutest damn things ever 🙂

  • Kcruz09

    #12 I want one

    • Red Rabbit

      I had this happen once, I walked into a bar on the edge of town and this is pretty much what it felt like.

    • Silentstatic

      This reminds me of the Family guy clip wear Peter is in a clown suit in a jungle among army guys.

      "huh huh you guys are stupid, their gonna be looking for guys in black shells"

    • ....

      pretty much any animal thats albino is awesome

      • jimmy

        except humans…creepy

        • Steven Lazo

          That's why he said "animal".

  • SuperiorTo8

    #6 I smell people meat

    • Silentstatic

      "come on Jerry let me in, I can see you cowering behind the couch. "

  • davey

    I can save you 15% on your car insurance!

  • Dujefaca

    #12 pretty fly… for a white guy

  • Chip

    Sorry, 22 does suck, especially when they start to chew your wires!! 😦

    • ROK247

      and nests full of poop in your glovebox

    • Tom

      FUCK 22

      • Jen

        WTF is 22

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