Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

9, 13, 16, #17, #23
Do I detect a theme of violence on today's Chive?

#11

I'm normally not scared of clowns, toddlers freak me out, but for some reason a toddler clown is scary as hell.

#2…chubster

#10 – trying to figure out whether its body paint and a bikini or a painted body suit. P.S. I'd tap it too!

#22 losers!!

#11 It scares the hell out of me that you would think to put a clown mask on your toddler …

#22 should be on douchebag fail

#23 The throat rip! Classic MacGruber.

PS. See this movie. I was skeptical, but laughed my ass off through the whole thing.

Cool pix…..
I just got a $829.99 iPad2 for only $103.37 and my mom got a $1499.99 HDTV for only $251.92, they are both coming with USPS tomorrow. I would be an idiot to ever pay full retail prices at places like Walmart or Bestbuy. I sold a 37" HDTV to my boss for $600 that I only paid $78.24 for.I use…,
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#2 I'm in love

#18

You'll never be as cool as mother fucking Donald Draper!

#23

no no no no no, you guys, youu guys…… TAG?, no no no no…..

Well, every day's a workout when you have to carry around a twenty pound python in your jeans!

#16 I have the weirdest boner right now.

#11

damn, that is just creepy shit.

#2 wonderful figure AND a Star Wars fan? I'd like her name and number please.

#22 Look, you can see the family resembelance

#13 is a MUST FIND HER!!!! SHE IS HELLAAAAA CUTE!!! want to see that ASS!!!!

#18 and #11 so true

Holy crap! Is number 2 he same girl from chivers, would you? from a long time ago?

#22 really?…….really?

#2 amazing spray on

#2
I've got the droid she's looking for.

#12 holy shit.
#13 like a boss bride

#22 LOL dum asses lol…

Does #22 mean I could draw some decent broads in the stix? "Cause the fact that these yokels even think about getting laid stuns me.