Day of humps (43 photos)

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  • disturbedearth

    #24 Is spectacular!

    • R2G Fan

      Absolutely perfect!

    • Scarlett Johansson

      Check out Scarlett Johansson's hump

      • Michel Payette

        GTFP troll

    • Headfade

      Ayanna Jordan

    • seymour butts

      need more of this girl

    • when pigs fly

      It actually hurts me to look at this picture! So many things go through both my minds!!!

    • Kris

      You are toooo sexy!!!!!

  • BIll57

    #5, #8 #19 #24 #39 just made my day awessome

    • yup

      agreed. you have excellent taste

      • Tyrone Shulaces


      • Eric Lopez

        you beat me to it! i was about to congratulate his fine taste…good to see there are more of us :{D

    • mattykinks

      these are the best ones lol

    • Will

      Nice butt looks like superman Would have a tough time with this one

  • Nick702

    #39 WOW

    • los

      god damn can i have u??

    • jackson

      now that is black man approved!

    • what

      Not even kryptonite can stop that

    • peeter

      I'd "Toss that Salad"

    • k-9

      one super ass

    • Anon

      Please let this be the birth of Supergirl!

    • Tink

      I would tongue punch that fart box!

    • ergyni

      hi nick your ass is the best in the world i love your ass if i have a chance i would lick all night long

    • Alaa

      Best ass i have ever seen

  • NonfatWombat

    Dearest Chive,
    I love you.

    • Hammer_Pants

      Based on the above, The Chive loves you too.

    • Scarlett Johansson

      Check out Scarlett Johansson's hump

      • jackson


      • jackson

        where in the world did that come from

      • hMMMM

        NICE! Finally the tease decided to show a little…

      • JDB

        Thank you.



  • Nate

    #37 my girlfriend has those some panties

    • laxcat36

      Cool story bro, tell it again.

      • tomy

        in what chapter do you shut up?

    • pupi

      I know, i gave them to her

    • The Chivster

      does she have an ass like that?

    • Scarlett Johansson

      Check out Scarlett Johansson's hump

    • Chivacy Please

      yeah…she left them at my house, I can send them back to you, but they are a little soiled…:p

    • Donna_Romper

      In a size 12.

    • r00s7a

      Your mom has them too

      • BIll57

        size 18

        • Ha.Ha.

          you trying to be the new equalizer?

          • BIll57

            naaaa I don't have to the equilize themselves

    • Jesse Waters

      Dude, mine too. lol

    • Dah

      Pics or it didn't happen

  • Twon

    Can We just get a whole post from #1

  • Paula_

    #12 love ya LG!! <3<3<3
    You'll always be my number 2.

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG –

    • Sceptical

      How do you know it's her?

      • Paula_

        When I see her photo my hands remember the feeling of her ass… It's just perfect. Firm, yet squishable. Bouncy, yet hard.
        Oh my, just thinking about it… You really need to get your hands on it even if it's only once in your life. It's a feeling you'll never ever forget.
        Oh wait, #23 too! Didn't get that far yet. YOU ROCK LG!!

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – <p class="comment-thumbs"><a style="width: 135px; height: 102px; display: block;" href=""><img style="position: absolute;" id="img-23-incomment-193366307" class="comment-thumb" border="0" alt="Image #23" src="; width="135" height="102">

        • Holy Hell

          Holy Hell.
          What manner of BS is this ?

        • dissonantmonkey


          Being the LG connoisseur that you are, I am wondering if you may have grabbed the gratuitous ass shot that was posted on Lauren’s now defunct blog shortly before she traveled to theChive for her photoshoot. It was taken down just a few days after being put up. I believe her BF disapproved of it. It was framed much like the photo above, but she was wearing a blue g-string with a little bow. I kicked myself for not downloading it, when I saw that it had been removed. If only I had the foresight that I had when I took the screen caps of the Golden Tee shoot. I’m totally not a stalker BTW.

          • Paula_

            I really hope LG doesn't hate me for this (love you dear! <3), and I wouldn't post it if I thought it was too sexy or revealing, but considering the blue string it has to be this one:

            – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
            — LG –

            • coastie

              IT'S A TRAP!!!!

              • dissonantmonkey

                Thanks for the save. I actually had some work to do at work, or I may have fallen into it.

                • dissonantmonkey

                  I should really give Paula some credit. I was actually in the process of copy/pasting as I say the trap comment. So, there really wasn't any "may", he/she totally would have had me.

                  • dissonantmonkey

                    goddamit. *saw

                    Am I overlooking an edit button somewhere?

      • patov40

        Also not her first post-it note. Handwriting is the same. Anybody seen a ridiculously foolish fanboy? Oh, there I am! :S

      • James

        Because it says "LG" on the note, even though it's hard to see the note with that ass profile. #23 is her perfect ass too.

    • Nate

      i thought we were going to ignore paula from here on out??? i guess I'm not doing my part either. Fuck you Paula

      • @theterryburke

        no one ever agreed to that

        • Paula_


          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG –

    • SockMoney17

      Does anyone know if Paula has an ass like these girls?

      • Paula_

        An ACTUAL photo of me is in this gallery:… but I'm not going to tell what one of course.

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG –

        • AsciiAdam

          One of these I am guessing. 48, 30, 19, 11 or 3. Just my guesses.

          • STOP

            Paula is a man. This has been established a while ago which makes 'her' even funnier.

            • Paula_

              Seriously!! When was this ever established? Did you ever feel me up?
              Can't I be a girl who just happens to be very fond of tall freckled natural FLBP redheads?

              – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
              — LG –

        • The_Dood

          C'mon baby, just for me…?

          • Paula_

            No. I don't care how much it ties your thoughts together.

            – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
            — LG – /

        • thatwasfun

          paula why must you play mind games…..

          • BIll57

            cause the freeky deeky dutch bitch is a troll that's why. Why should that surprise you

        • ry...

          im genuinely curious which pic youre referring to now…

          • Paula_

            I'm really not going to tell because if you tineye it, it leads to a profile with my last name in it. That's all.

            – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
            — LG –

            • The_Dood

              Then post one that isn't on your profile… Or just stop stealing other people's pictures.

        • Gus

          If you are #2, #6, #10 ,#17,#18,#23,#28,#31,#32 or #37 you are okay in my book!

          • Gus

            But not the ones on this gallery….the ones in that gallery you posted…

      • BIll57

        no she doesnt have an ass like that. She is an ass though lol

  • franktt6

    #36 I would much rather be there right now!

  • Pat

    #7 Lucky Thumb!!!!

    • dudeontheranch

      Lucky thumb, all right…:

  • lando

    #15, #25

    Possibly the best Hump Day ever

    • Scarlett Johansson

      Check out Scarlett Johansson's hump

    • Paula_

      Chive, you better HQ #15

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG –

    • @ItsMeMvpJonny

      #25 is the possibly the most incredible hump i have ever seen, EVER! thank you chivette, thank you very much

      • truth

        get serious dude…. no freakin' way. not even close

    • Yep!

      #15 is amazing!

  • Lucky

    God I love Hump day. #24 gets my vote

  • turbodude

    Help one another

  • paul

    #6, #15, #29

    The Chive just broke the internet

    • Shaine McDaniel

      how do i post a picture? im SHAINE !!! hahahahah she really did it!

  • AssClown

    #1 I see they changed their perspective a bit…(same girls from this photo:…. Chive we need the whole gallery of that shoot please.

  • DrChimRichalds

    You will tell us who these two are.
    You will tell us now.
    Their identities shall be revealed or there will be no peace.

    • DrChimRichalds


  • lardog23

    FYI ladies, #15 is the proper Hump day position…….

    • The Chivster

      I disagree, the proper position would involve my rocket being launched right into that hump!

    • echogeo

      Ramming speed achieved…prepare to ram!

  • kingcobra27

    #25 black man approved….hot damnnnnnnnnnnn

    • VinIrish


    • NAACP

      that's racist

  • Christian Linenko

    #33 is about the most perfectly round ass I have ever seen.

  • SwanDiver

    What do they call these panties in #36

    • turbodude


      • SwanDiver

        LOL. Nice answer. But seriously, I've seen those "stitched in the middle" panties many times but don't know what they are called … I'm trying to buy them but can't find them 😦

        • John

          Ruched is the term for it. Also scrunched or scrunch butt.

          • BIll57

            bunch as don't get your panties in a bunch

        • Paul

          Print out the picture of her and go to one of those High end bathing suit places that have nothing but 10's working there…bet you'll find it then…

      • Zac Judkins

        Well played turbo…well played

  • Tillman

    Chive, all the money and time you all have put into the development of this site was worth it just for #3 #15

    • The Chivster

      agreed!!!!! boneriffic!!

  • KenRayJen

    #24 #26 #36 #39 the mid week round mound get better and better

  • davey

    #4 and #24
    Chive on~

    • batchley

      #4 is damn sexy!

  • tits_mcgee_

    #33 oh. my. God.

  • Nate

    #1, #5, #10, #18, #24…..I'm having a really hard time breathing

  • Harrypairoftestes

    Hump Day gotta love Hump Day

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