Hot girls in the middle of nowhere (25 Photos)

  • Terry Burke

    #17 so beautiful

    • hoss

      she's smart too, a total 10+

    • Dano

      No doubt…and those bright red lips are driving me crazy!

    • iambigd42

      No doubt, I wish Lauren was around more.

    • lggotgonorhea

      Attention whore in the house.

      • patov40

        Ah, another sad lonely troll trying to justify their pathetic existence in the world. Mission accomplished sparky. Never forget, you are a GOD on the internet! xD

        • truth teller

          Good job protector of the internet ,your constant worshiping of thechive and its members will take you far in life. Now ask your mom to send food downstairs for you and your 5 cats.

          • Terry Burke

            i don't like you truth teller because you seem to think that you are better then everyone else. but your comment made me think of this……. "MOM! THE MEAT LOAF!"

      • man with facts

        she doesnt look that great here.. maybe a bad picure? maybe not that great compared to the professional models?

        • LG_

          Not wearing makeup (other than lipgloss), so if I don't look like a photoshopped model, I'm content with looking more real. I *am* a Chivette, and not a model, btw. ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • chekaresurrektion

            u don't have to justify shit to these geeks and virgins Lauren, u know that- the photo is smokin hot. Besides a real man likes his girls au naturale…

            • GlibTongue

              Cause a real man calls people geeks and virgins in a derogatory way.

              A real man uses 'u' instead of 'you'.(I can totally sense your manliness through the use of less letters)

              A real man feels like he needs to leap to the defense of a woman who is perfectly capable of handling herself, and like any adult, she can likely accept criticism.

              Good job on being…a real man.

              • glibisweak

                leap to the defense…wow you're just fuckin retarded- good luck w/ that…

          • Terry Burke

            the less makeup the better, in my opinion.

    • LG_

      Thank you Terry! A text will come your way btw – it's overdue! ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Terry Burke

        can't wait! ๐Ÿ™‚

        • The real LG

          I am actually sending you my dirty panties which you always wanted.

    • Cedric Schlosser

      Just opened a beer can and than BAMM!! Lauren-smile – perfect saturday evening..

      • patov40

        I was doing the same thing! No wonder I'm in such a good mood. B-)

    • Rusty Nail

      Great way to start a Sunday morning, thank you, Lauren. ๐Ÿ˜€

    • @Pekito_RL

      Welcome back Lauren!

    • rabblerabble

      i dont know if its just me or not….but i just cant find this girl attractive…something about her just doesn't do it for me

      • @theterryburke

        not everyone has the same idea of beauty. thank you not saying it like a jerk, tho. glad to see some people on this site have some tact

      • false

        You're obviously a jealous chick so your comment bears no merit, but that chick is naturally gorgeous which is super rare to find. Smokn body, drop dead gorgeous face, and witty personality equals perfect woman let alone chivette. Maybe you like your woman coated in makeup and editted to all hell.

        • @theterryburke

          wow… at least they disagreed with me in logical, understandable and tactful way. you agree with me in a very rude and condescending way. and where in rabblerabble comment did you get jealous and lesbian? you're making things up about someone so you can make yourself sound cool. that's pretty pathetic. i do agree with everything you said about LG. just please try to less of a prick

      • its_forge

        You probably haven't seen her backside lately. It's rather epic.

    • BIll57

      seriously….take a week off from whoring. give some time to that boyfriend of yours.

      • BIll57

        guarantee not one father would be proud to have his daughter's semi-nude pics all over the internet with all the fapboys worshiping her. i know if you were my daughter, i would've done kicked your ass for doing this slutty shit.

        • @theterryburke

          yet you look at this site…

          • BIll57

            I like other people's daughters.

            • its_forge

              No it's really quite obvious you don't from the way you talk whenever it appears as if there's one to address directly. It'd really be better for everyone if you'd just STFU and appreciate the hottness quietly.

            • @theterryburke

              soooo you're a hypocrite. doesn't get much worse then that… o and a creep

  • ILikeIt!


  • Catwoman

    Too bad it cant be hot cats in the middle of nowhere. Meow

    • ZombieBootParty

      Set the cats on fire!

  • @mikeydangerous

    How long have I been staring at #2? I feel like I may have lost a day.

    • AssClown

      25min max brah…

    • Frank M

      Ashley Sky. She also has a dedicated Chive thread at:

      • its_forge


    • robo

      thought i was the only one…..WOW

    • mastodon311

      indeed mr.dangerous……………indeed

  • MasMan

    Best post today! LOL

  • nice

    #13 quagmire

    • AssClown

      I see what you did there…Giggity giggity!!

      • JAS

        she's walking around in giggity giggity goo.

  • Auto

    who is # 2? I think my heart just skipped a beat…no seriously, some1 call 911…oh well at least I'll leave a beautiful corpse…Zepplin rules!

    • its_forge

      #2 for those of you who STILL haven't noticed you don't put a space after the #


      *thumbs down 'cause Zeppelin sucks*

  • Dr. Spock

    #15 Yea I can't take my eyes off your ass either honey…

  • turbodude

    I would like to think that the girl in black is bottomless….

    • Makeitsew

      She is

    • hMMMM

      she looks like the type to be sporting a huge bush down there as well

  • Whata

    Son of a B!+[ h!…why? Whhhyyy?!!!

  • cjhz8

    Chive, you must find #2

  • Dano

    #15…I'd like to measure those long legs with my "tongue-o-meter"

    • boss hog

      I was thinking I'd use my "penis-thermometer"….

  • AssClown

    #1 My god, that breasts…

    • ouchmyside

      She's a silicone mutt, also a model (puke) and formerly known as "the epitome of american pie" she had no breasts and still no personality, kinda resembles a plugged toilet, does not deserve to be in this set.

      • boss hog

        her face is definitely not bad, but you're right about the tits. They're as fake as a 3 dolla bill-

        • Ever

          They're actually quite real.

          • David Terry

            Some evidence: the top boob has a crease on the top side, which is basically a dead give-a-way. Real boobs are smooth at the top unless they are being held up by a bra, a lot. But this boob should be falling sideways ish, and it isn't. It looks like an overgrown, skin colored nipple.

            Also, I'm not sure what this about fake or not, but the left side of the bottom/right tit is just grose looking. Looks bruised or something. I hope it's just a shadow.

            • Dr_Zoidberrg

              did you do a scientific study on boobs, or just watch a lot of porn?

          • hMMMM

            Marisa Miller is all natural. What's the matter with you people?

            • Qoijw

              she's overrated.

  • Dan

    #3 looks great! Love her hair.

    • Bubba

      "Love her hair"….Dan, wtf?!

      • Dan

        I like girls who have nice hair.

        • mitch

          I second Dan. That hair is sexy.

          • Ben

            ….and her name is Doutzen Kroes, Victoria's Secret model

  • For realsies

    I know for a fact that Paula would looooove #2.

    • MAX_POW

      WHO CARES?

    • Jen

      so when you look at a girl, instead of thinking how awesome it would be to nail her, you think of whether or not she's a good fit for Paula? You need to take a break from the Chive for a few days…at the very least.

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  • Colin

    #10 I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL with dat ass….seriously…she was only known for the ass. mmmm

    • Smartass

      pics or it didn't happen

    • #387

      Cool story bro……tell it again!

  • For realsies

    And her muse #17 of course

    • banned

      She is dreaming about animal dicks.

      • Probably


  • Chris

    #2 is Ashley Sky

    • Dan

      You, sir, are a hero!

  • int

    Mac the intern has some style (y

  • simon


  • BIll57

    #15 simply beautiful long legs love it

    • Malkintosh22

      Don't forget dat ass

  • true

    More skanks ,as if the whores in the sexy chivettes post were`nt enough for the desperate nerds here.

    • Coldzilla

      Yeah well that may be true but at least all us "nerds" and "whores" know the correct use of punctuation ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • patov40

      "I'm a GOD on the internet!!" (true as he clicks on "Submit comment" and jizzes in his pants)

      • patov40

        “I grew up defending my mom and my sis for being whores so now I am the official protector of the skanks.“

      • OIUWE

        christ, you really need a life…..

    • Bubba


    • mitch

      What, did you accidentally come across this website while googleing un-nerdy shit?

    • homoromo

      We get it. You hate woman and only want to see dudes. Point taken buddy.

      • The Chivery

        Of course he does. He wouldn't be a Chiver otherwise.

  • bestchiver

    I wanna buy and fuck all the chivettes !

    • Malkintosh22

      I'm pretty sure you can't do that.

      • bestchiver

        Sure I can. I've got $15.95 in change sitting in a jar(that should be enough to fuck them ALL at least two times over).

  • BloodScrubber

    #11 Missing from photo….John the Babtist

    • OneManWolfPack

      You mean baptist? I think this picture is doing perfectly well without any type of religious connotations belonging to it.

      Or was this some elaborate portmanteau between Babe and Baptist? If so, then my most sincere apologies.

      • BloodScrubber

        Ah yes, so much for spell check. The picture merely put me in mind of baptisims. Sexiness in a biblical sense. But I do like the idea of a Babe-tist. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Ian.

    yes #19

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