Weirdest world records (28 Photos)

The new Guinness Book of World Records 2012 was recently released, here's some of the past craziest records.

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    • Gabriel Noronha Grecco

      Douchiest comment

  • Toby Ware


    long cat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

    • xDV8x

      stole my comment. Oh well Stolen comment is stolen.

    • Ajay Da Costa

      nyan cat is nyan

      • vhr1904

        Ever seen a lion? Pretty long

    • myragehush

      4chan has finally made it to Guiness. Awesome.

  • um_yeah

    #26 ?? is it just me or didn't they all look that big when you were a kid

    • sniggi

      that's what she said

  • Paula_

    This gallery is like my poop; mostly sinkers with an occasional floater.

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG –

    • wormy

      If it floats you prolly have worms

      • Paula_

        No, no no, heavy shit man!

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG –

        • Honk

          -113… keeps climbing upwards!

          • Paula_

            _I_ am not doing that, remember?

            – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
            — LG –

        • Ken

          I thought that was quite clever… a little gross, but clever none the less!

    • SweetAwesomeness

      Shouldn't you have won #6?

  • GernBlansten

    What some people are proud of…..

  • Chase Patt

    #6 also world record for widest nose..

  • Hombre

    #24 MOAR please! Sexy as hell!

    • Paula_

      Image search Norma Stitz. You're welcome.

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG –

    • Josh Peters

      actually Maxi Mounds is her name, NSFW

      • Busted

        NSF your eyeballs. Ugh.

    • Red

      A total pig. Not sexy.

      • the other Jen

        do you think theyre real?

  • Paula_

    Seriously guys/girls, I'm not impressed at all with the longest bread, biggest pizza, largest icecream (freeze a truck, yawn), largest mosaic, largest collection of puppets etc.
    Records 4 asshats! There's no challenge there!

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG –



    • Holy Hell

      I think you have set a record.
      Longest winded.

    • Mr. Big

      As much as I hate to admit this, Paula is right. I mean, common, "Largest super mario collection"? "Largest Bowl of pasta?" Where's the skill? Fastest man alive, most homeruns, oldest ever to ____, now those are records that require skill, not just money or a genetic occurrence ("longest ear hair" Seriously?)

      • ChronicUser

        Oldest person to play beer pong Mac's grandfather!

      • Paula_

        Well of course I'm right.
        What I find impressive besides Lauren for example: Bob Munden. See


        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG –

        • First Time Caller

          Dead before you can flinch

    • Squids_in_my_top_hat

      Hey Paula, stop being a cunt. From a Squid.

    • BIll57

      most irrelevant woman goes to paula

  • SenorWilson

    #23 My Precious…

  • AssClown

    #6 Prolly of all the penis…

  • Iam_Dave

    Should the record be " biggest balloons surgically planted in a woman" not that im protesting or anything. I kinda like them that big. 🙂

    • Dave is a pig

      WTF? They look fucken nasty

  • AssClown

    #8 Doubt this cat is longer than LongCat…

  • Akon

    Why, that is all!!!

  • Bored


  • Sooper Trooper

    Where can I get one of these? #16

    • Brand_n

      Try Craigslist for any southern US cities.

      • its_forge

        I got $1000 that says this one here is in Minnesota. Stereotyping post is stereotyping.

    • Pinche Manny

      Me needs this!!! perfectly suited to go from my dorm to the hospital!! IN STYLE!!

  • Jeff Kistler

    #20 Awesome!

    • kate_the_gate

      They did an interview with her on the Beeb in the UK.

      • Jeff Kistler

        Thanks for Sharing Kate!

    • Jeff Kistler

      Wow 12 years!

    • ydodonutshave2die

      omg gorgeous

  • mattythegooch

    Keep this guy away from my COCAINE!!!!!! #28

    • Doc

      Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.

    • itwasntme

      They should measure LG`s nose ….she will definitely win.

      • 3904

        This. I agree.

  • echogeo

    And of all the images they chose Camryn Manheim?

    • The_Dood

      I didn't know who that was, and still don't really, but why not, say… a toaster?

    • NebraskaGuy

      That's because she's able to EAT all that toast!

    • Shant1k

      They should've chosen Paula Deen and added butter on the toasts

    • Drewcifer

      Kinda looks like Rosy O'Donnell

    • Kim Machin

      Should have done Bill Murray

  • Matador

    some people have no life… they might say the same as I comment on this post.

  • Kwilliams5000

    thanks chive, can't unsee #3

  • Handy

    #24 <facepalm> why??????

    • GernBlansten

      Because Daddy never gave her the attention she craved as a child….

      • JROC

        or maybe to much?>

    • 3904

      same reason most of the Chivettes are the attention whores they are.

  • MissChris

    #21 Why?? Why would even bother to try that?

    • Handy

      because cocaine's a hell of a drug.

    • The_Dood

      Because if he didn't someone else would to get their 15 minutes of fame.

      • The Bacon Chronicles

        I would think the world record would be 1 rattlesnake. Sweet jesus.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      please tell me those snakes have been properly milked…

  • Kirk Lazarus

    #17 I'd like to borrow her for an hour.

    • BIll57

      only one hour? i bet after the one hour you'd want more

      • @Sanja_Knez

        Let's be honest here. It wouldn't take an hour.

    • MacNCheesePro

      Come to butthead!

    • arschloch

      Sorry guys, girls have priority booking on this one.

  • Obvilious

    #21 Why isn't the record 1?

    • Brutal Deluxe

      My personal best is running away screaming

    • Chase Patt

      because i've seen your mom do one better

      • Obvilious

        She only did it because your dad had two.

  • walkingtheriver

    #24 Talk about lower back problems

    • oughtnot

      …. talk about current psychological problems.

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