I love a low down dirty good time (30 Photos)

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  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    I can get behind #29….

    Oh, and: FIIIIJJIIIIHHAAARRRSTTT!!!!!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – #22: sooooo true….

    • chapstick

      Good Morning! My penis is the size of a chapstick!

      • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

        We don't care today and haven't cared for the last 3 days either, great you have a tiny penis move on.

  • tommybhoy

    #30 I did LOL….a lot. Kermit you wee Green fapping legend!

    • Pants

      Well there goes my childhood…

    • Stan_Dalone

      kermit fapping to #1

    • bettingonthecubs

      Did you just call me kramit?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      yeah, eat it

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      haha this is part of his reaction (1 of 2 ) to 2 girls 1 cup , google it xD

      • Dr Hole

        no its part of his reaction to "monkey rapes frog". Google THAT!

  • zam zue!

    #5 Love twins

    • misfits

      better drink her piss

      • https://www.facebook.com/kindlin David Terry

        looks pretty shopped to me. No hard evidence, just looks off.

        • BIll57

          wanna join me and Shannon's club?

          • fuckinfunny

            Glad you're back.

      • Ms. Grylls

        Boobs falling down…better drink my own piss.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      why are her pants wet?

    • Bear Grylls

      Got here as fast as I could!!!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #5 Yeah that's a great party trick right after pissing your pants!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • intmid8or

      some people are into that

  • yepppp!

    #30 my childhood is ruined -.-

    • ProcrastinationPete

      Mine is vindicated

  • mooseknuckle907

    #20 'that look is perfect for the caption. hahahahahaha

    • Brian

      no shit moron, that was the joke.

    • don't be a

      been there…thank God her mom was cool enough to buy her the morning after pill…

    • Trainwreck92

      I'm well aquainted with this look, unfortunately. Ahh, the trials and tribulations of youth.

  • dashete

    #10 Got to give some respect for honest advertising

    • me too

      Dat ass

  • theonehodge

    #27

    Chun-Li: "I don't think I can take two…"
    Ryu: "Sure-you-can!"

    😉

    • Ha.Ha.

      I see what you did there…

    • drew

      Now everyone in my office knows I'm not working. Good god that's a funny comment.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      ROFL….awesome…just awesome

    • Ateka

      Oh fuck, I lol'd so hard at this one my neighbors are probably wondering wtf is up!

  • AngryBrownAsianMan

    #7 Tried it, done that.

  • mrtruth

    #16 Typical slutty chivettes.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Yyyaaaawnnnn……

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Brian

        coming from you? the irony is killing me.

        • Average Chiver

          so how are you still typing? chivettes are raging whores and i love the penis about 5 times a day, plus once if i get up to take a piss in the middle of the night middle of the night cock is one of my favesssss

          chive on!

    • Da Sandman

      nah, they don't look nearly skanky enough.

  • patov40

    #14 Thats my bed…i love penis.

    • Average Chiver

      me too! but i need mine a little bigger than that

      • Average Chiver

        oops forgot to say

        chive on!

        • An Average Chiver

          chive on!

          ughhhh, even typing that makes me cum. then i smear the jizz on my chest and moan "chive oooonnnn". Mmmmmm….

  • zingman

    #11 This is where all the Chivers hang out.

    • Average Chiver

      oh yeahhhhh do you want to join teh chivery and me (average chiver)'s tree house club? we can browse the chive (in secret of course) and then make fun of them while we circle jerk each other? how about it? i already have a glory hole in the treehouse me and chivery use it to practice before hitting the town sometimes so let me know! my number is 206-851-9759!!!

  • its_forge

    #29 #30 My daily routine.

    • its_forge

      ^^ Random troll scrotum face = )

      • Davinport

        Troll or not, it was a pretty funny comment!

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #1 #30 I see what you did there.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      in a literature class, this would be known as Foreshadowing.

    • ydodonutshave2die

      i dont get #1

      • its_forge

        The thing on the right has just violated the thing on the left and is having a smoke afterwards. Because the thing on the right goes up the back side of the thing on the left. You see.

  • bryan

    i just laughed really loudly in one of my business lectures at this #30

    • Bill

      You should really mind your own business.

  • Iam_Dave

    #29
    that's heaven right there butt without the bikinis. 🙂

    • SpellCheck

      *but

      • The_Dood

        or "there, butts"

        • The_Dood

          Or "That's heaven right? Their butts without the bikinis."

          • Iam_Dave

            I stand behind my "butt". 🙂

            • Blumpkin

              How do you stand behind 'your' butt?!

              • Johnny De Doobie

                you cut it off……

  • MrAliasMan

    #15 Is what happens when Spiderman runs out of webbing.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #17 all of the sudden i have a new found respect for women stunt doubles. wait, thats not a stunt? WTF?!?

    • Sal

      Just seemed so wrong

    • Dorkfish

      Is that dancing or some kind of gang beat down??????????

    • Obama4Lyfe

      Welcome to Obama's America…

    • turbodude

      fuckin dude's should be arrested

    • EveryoneElse

      "Dis be da shit right dere. Why sho nuff' me an my chillins be putting da hoe down an showin' all ya'll white folk hows to do it!"
      An den we wonder why we uns cain't gets no respect!

      There, now everyone understand that? Good!

      • Ed Wood

        *yawn* lame.

    • Token Black Guy

      Yall are ignorant, those are Jamaicans not African Americans.

    • Jerry

      I don't really know what to say to this. Its like watching a donkey show except the girl is the donkey and you just can't helping feeling bad for the donkey.

      • Jen

        wtf is a donkey show???

        • Fred

          Its when you get all hopped up on tequila and cross over the border down into Tijuana Mexico and pay to watch a donkey fuck a chick.

          • NoMoGeronimo

            Watch 'Clerks 2'…then you'll be party to a whole different type of donkey show….

            • The Chivery

              Yeah, the one is Clerks 2 is much more Chiveworthy.

              Chive on!

    • http://twitter.com/latxxtal @latxxtal

      Haven't ya'll ever heard of daggering? Google it! Skerrit bwoy ftw.

      • Juoknaw

        No, they haven't. 'Cause The Chive is super white.

  • kidn

    #12 lmao.

    • Bmtl

      Love it….tooo funny!

      • Greg

        whats funny about that 1?

  • lttl

    #14 obviously those are not jewish sheets.

    • Pussy Magnet

      True, they are not made out of money.

      • Jak

        Definitely not kosher!

  • Da Sandman

    #17 the fuck….?

    • Fleeb

      Wild animals with clothes on.

      • John Leo

        all black people are.

        • Katie

          Oh, I know, right? Bill Cosby is one hell of a beast.

        • DoomsDayDub

          When did theChive suddenly get full of racist republicans? Shouldn't you be out with the clan taking back your country or something???

          • Niggher Beater

            shut up. you're probably a filthy nig too.

        • claj

          you are a racist ass

    • iknowitsbad

      Niggas gonna nigg.

    • eguyki

      meanwhile in a jamaican dance party….

    • Bill

      Free AIDS for everyone!!

  • uffga

    Good times

  • Iam_Dave

    #17
    I can hear Aerosmith's "ragdoll" playing in my head.

  • Robi5150

    #8
    God…this kinda shit creeps me the fuck out!

    • Coldzilla

      LOL I have a buddy who has a real coffin for a coffee table.

      I hang out in the kitchen o.0

    • Maynard B.

      That is (or was) Willie "The Wimp" Stokes Jr., who was a Chicago gangster found shot in an alleyway. He was immortalized in Stevie Ray Vaughn's song "Willie the wimp" (and his Cadillac coffin.)

    • USAF

      "They see me rollin, they.."

      Never mind, we aint…

  • ChiverBU

    #30 I love when Kermit is made fun of this way. He used to be such a nice guy

    • Bill

      Peewee Herman seems to be a nice guy.

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