Patty F@#ked Up (16 Photos)

A few months ago, Patty ordered a big shipment of direct-to-garment fail, hundreds of defective 'Mislabeled States', Scottsdale/New Jersey and Kentucky/Tennessee T-shirts. Patty Fucked Up.

At a glance the shirts look fine, but don't be fooled. The state designs are 30% smaller than intended and the print quality is all wonkey, no two shirts are alike, it's like a bunch of retarded snowflakes. The Scottsdale/New Jersey print is completely wrong.

Our quality control at theCHIVERY is extremely high and we refused to sell the shirts. I posted a few photos of Patty's big fuckup in the DAR, after which dozens of Chivers emailed me asking for a Patty Fucked Up Tee. We still refused to sell the Patty's Scarlett Letters and they've languished in our office as a stark reminder as to how hard Patty fucked up.

But the email requests have continued to pour in so we figured we'd sell them at a dramatic discount if you really want to purchase these orphaned redheaded tees. The Patty Fucked Up tees are available here for $5 and come complete with an apology. I guess you could call them limited edition, but that's overstating it a bit.

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  • james

    #13, #14

    I like her, I dunno why, but i do

    • Baas

      Because she's awesome! 🙂

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Total awesomeness would be if this was the Chivette who was stripping while Patty was on his diet.

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

        Patty let us down by never letting see Whitney naked

      • MAX_POW

        YEAH!!… He fucked up…again

    • ROK247

      because BOOBS

    • jason in pc

      i like her cause bewbs. that is all.

    • its_true

      Bcoz she is a slut.

      • )(34

        yep.

      • 1001101

        poor little troll has never been loved

    • TheBAMFinater

      And it was still the best day of Patty's life.

    • sameoldsameold

      so who is this man faced chick anyways..or maybe its a guy?

      • Horseface

        Agreed. I don't know how anyone can look at #11 and #12 and not think "tranny"

        • Georgeo

          You people sadden me. So what she has big cheek bones, she's still an Über babe

          • trdtacoma

            and a heavy brow. and a large jaw. and a wide-mouth=tranny looking.

  • danny j.

    So she took off her shirt and choked him with it. what can you say, Patty had it comin'

    #14

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      At first it's like "OMG scary"…then it's like "oh wait…boobs"

    • NebraskaGuy

      Now she should take off her bra, and BURN IT! 😉

    • JAS

      Usually I have to pay extra for that kind of treatment.

    • zing

      hoes gonna hoe.

    • AnthonySyl

      some people pay good money for that

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1768549091 Nigel Rice

      I'm strangely aroused by this…

  • Iam_Dave

    Too bad he didnt fuck up on her shorts too!

    • http://www.facebook.com/mdinh013 Minh Dinh

      and bra

      • Dan

        And panties

  • powersticks

    #16 lol

    • The_Dood

      Nice aim John. I thought that laptop was gonna get it for sure.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1307657253 Martin Davis

      MOTHA FUCKIN RESPECT ROD

  • Logan

    I would love to work there… So, when John takes that launcher.. I will kick his douche hipster ass.

    • danny j.

      eh, I'd love to call him a hipster but he never wears anything but jeans and a t-shirt… but we do love to hate on him nonetheless I guess?

      #7

    • observant chiver

      met John at the meetup, was ready to hate the dude, but then he turned out to be a genuine person who actually cares what we think about the site and does charity stunts for handicap kids, and then I realized i was kind of the douche 😦

      • sandybuddy

        One cannot be a douche if he has the balls to call himself one.

    • observant chiver

      Just kidding. The guy was a tremendous fag(that shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone considering how often he wore a scarf, and how he prances around like a school-girl when he's excited).

      • Morgan Freeman

        you sir are an imposter.

      • nelj

        shit man, Morgan Freeman's on to you now

  • chicago

    #14 I love crazy chicks. No drama, just crazy acts of defiance…

  • Lobbin

    Yeah not gonna lie, she's Hott!

  • chicago

    #14 –eh, its Tuesday. Burn the Bra !

  • jonathan

    #12 who is this little PYT?

    • urwelcome

      Another random chive Skank.

    • Slickback

      some chick they paid to suck they dick fo a dolla. collectively.

    • Jessica

      It's Matthew Lawrence.

  • wiley

    working at the chive offices in no way resembles the hell-on-earth in which I labor

    #16, #14

    • jwp09

      well, it makes my job that much easier knowing how much you suffer. keep suffering.

  • thejim

    #14 Can we get the full video of this? Cause that is hot.!

    • thejim

      coz i need to fap.

    • Red

      any physical contact is all it takes, huh? i swear this site is primarily inhabited by 13 year old boys.

  • Ryecrash

    #14
    I envy Patty in this pic. Is that odd?

    • Irishstephen

      I see nothing but awesome here.

  • don

    $5 my ass they are going for $20 on thechivery… false fucking advertisment

    FAIL

    • Patrick M.

      FIXED

  • Juan Chuy Carlos IV

    Fix the price?

    • Iseewhatyoudidthere

      It's A Trap!

  • http://www.facebook.com/CiNzF Cinthia Zarza

    hahahaha

  • Pussy Magnet

    Also, I am really glad I found The Chive. The place where you find out about Reddit.

    • CHIVE? No.

      The Chive is Reddit on satelite delay.

    • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

      I heard of this and investigated. My results were that Reddit has the same unnecessarily complicated format that 4chan has minus the eye-popping horror that you just cannot look away from. The Chive gives me a simple format with all of the funny shit. I'd rather wait 3-4 hours to get the good shit rather than spend an extra hour or two just trying to find the stuff. Chive On!

      • hassssss

        you sound like the douchebags who say they like apple products because "they just work" because you're too fucking stupid to figure it out on your own. pussy.

        • 24809

          this. THIS IS MADNESS!!!, stop being such goddamn prima-donna and just search the damn content.

        • Paul

          I'm Chiving on a PC with windows 7. Blow me.

  • Irishstephen

    Fuck up? ORRRR Collector's item???

  • Rahm Emanuel

    Oh come on send the shrits to some African village, you know the ones that get the Steelers XLV Super Bowl Champs t-shirts! (for those of you not up to date Green Bay won said Super Bowl XLV) and really fuck with them. Scotsdale AZ with a 30% too small Jersey state…oh how awesome would be for one of those kids to hit the United States!!!

    • superpooper

      but then how will the chive assholes pay for their douchey office equipment? That captain's wheel probably didn't come cheap!

      • Rahm Emanuel

        That is easy. First they will get a nice tax deduction 40% which is better than the $5 a shirt. Second they can go to bars and pick up chicks telling they how they are helping the poor orphans of _____________ in Africa. It's all about the kids (note you should fake a tear when you say this line, so bite your lip real hard. but not hard enough to bleed). Panties come off moments later…It works…

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    Thank you Patty!! lol

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478892837 Mark Sawa

    hilarity ensues

  • John

    Sorry, for the first 5 minutes the post was live, we accidentally had the price set at $20.

    And by 'we' I mean Patty, who Fucked Up

    the price has been fixed.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478892837 Mark Sawa

      gracias amigo

    • AKBAR

      why is Patty even still breathing????

      • Lev

        Just throwing this out there: wasn't he supposed to lose a bunch of weight too? His words, not mine.

    • Jim

      I think these $5 shirts should go into the bargain basement section of the Chivery which is currently empty. $5 seems like a bargain to me.

      • SirSparkz

        That's the first place I looked, too.

    • Stan_Dalone

      So patty was double dipping?He needs to face the firing squad air gun at 10 paces

    • saltygary

      So did Patty fuck up his weight loss program too?

    • sixdeadelves

      way to capitalize on Patty's blunder

  • yo yo ma

    I thought this was about Patty staying on his diet for 12 minutes before he quit.

  • SkyVader

    Just stupid shirts to begin with, fucked up or not.

    • Pussy Magnet

      $5 T-shirts, can't beat that.

      • The_Dood

        Goodwill can.

        • Pussy Magnet

          *New – high quality material – $5 t-shirts. Argument stands.

    • Foosbah

      agreed. par for the course.

  • i might be japanese

    SEPPUKU!!!

  • Do0zer

    #13 #14 Funny shit! Love this site.

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