When I’m old and crazy I’m going to have topiary art everywhere (34 Photos)

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  • Rose3191

    #29, no one carve a Yoko Ono bush!

    • Jason

      That's cuz her bush was shaved…

      • I'm sorry,

        She's may got more bush than this entire post. 😦

      • The_Dood

        I doubt that very much.

    • dbolusaf

      i heard lennon took a crack at it

      • Jules-CO

        No he just had to crack it-

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

    #1 Is hilarious. Wish I had old neighbors to piss off like this.

    • techno_viking

      No you don't. I have one and he's a pain in the ass. Calls the cops for every little thing.

  • Tony

    #12
    The year he started and the year he finished….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    They should have made #5 anatomically correct Now that would have been funny

    • Guesty

      you are officially fucking retarded, aren't you

      • Guest

        ? It is. It's a mare. Are u laughing?

  • NebraskaGuy

    Some of these are pretty cool 🙂

    • tboner

      thank you mr. obvious
      and for your next observation….Nebraska has a lot of corn!

    • AssClown

      #25 There should be a topiary turd on the ground

      • NebraskaGuy

        Damn, that's funny!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002059474696 Vince Weaver

    #6 #11 #18 Major Kudos. A ton of time, patience, and creativity.

  • http://twitter.com/thetaletwister @thetaletwister

    YO mama so fat,her hair is a topiary art..

  • A BiPolar Guy

    2#,#13 Are from a park in Columbus, Ohio US which is a reproduction of a famous painting in topiary. Cool as hell,. Sadly it suffered some die-off and it's still recovering to return to it's former glory. It's web site is here http://www.topiarygarden.org. Here's an italian site with more pictures including one of the painting http://obviousmag.org/archives/2008/06/topiaria.h….
    Go if you are in the area.

  • A BiPolar Guy

    dang #2 not 2#!

  • Stan_Dalone

    #3 a-maze-ing #6 really cool

    • NebraskaGuy

      Yeah, I think #6 is probably my favorite of all these …

      • They're gay

        You two are sleeping together, right? Nah…who could possibly sleep with all that fucking goin' on.

  • Rentar

    If you shave these designs in your pubes is it called Bropiary?

  • MissChris

    Very Tim Burton. And very cool.

    • Starman

      MissChris you are so Fucken Hot!

  • Warlax
  • perriniamlicker

    #26 it's a fanny bush,:D

    • NotSuperiorTo8

      what are you 8, who still calls it a fanny

  • AmBush Steve

    Kinda reminded me of The Shining.

  • Vrolok

    Hey #7 and #21 are from the park in Zarcero, Costa Rica! I used to live near there, the town is a big tourist attraction and the cheeses produced there have those arches as their logo

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #17 why would 2 bearded chinese men stare deeply into each others eyes?

    • ZachBob

      Confucius say, "you cannot beat me in staring contest."

    • Jason

      why would an observer make such a suggestion? latent homosexual fantasies?
      looks like two warriors staring each other down to me.

    • Stan_Dalone

      samari stare, if looks could kill

      • Ha.Ha.

        It's spelled samurai, and that's fucking Japanese, not Chinese. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU INTERNET MONKEY!!!!

        • Stan_Dalone

          I love making you idiots troll me. shows you who the losers really are rotflmao @ the trolls

          • Jen

            *deep inside, crying.

    • Spoo

      Confucious say, "Wen in hand worth two in bush"

  • Commando00

    All of them are pretty amazing!

    #8 is one of my favs…..

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    I couldn't help but think of The Shining when looking at this post.

    • Master_Rahl

      my thoughts, exactly

  • Ha.Ha.

    #23 badass!!!

  • Shant1k

    #34 I have a feeling this was actually used in the war

  • wkdfrog

    #6 Man's Garden!

  • Lsko

    that's AMAZIIIIING.

  • Ryan

    That Edward Scissorhands is one talented bastard.

  • jaynecobb2

    these are nice but i would hate to have to keep them trimed

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