Awesome products (27 Photos)

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  • echogeo

    That would come in handy if it works.

    • Kyle

      #8 doesnt work worth shit by the way

      • vhr1904

        Hey Guys!!!! It doesn't work!

  • spoon chest

    I need to get my girlfriend #5. I'm done putting down the seat!

    • caleb

      Whoa, why must you need to put it down when she can easily pick it up? Why is it the dude that is in charge of it? Have a chat with the old lady, get yourself a solid argument and your point should be taken. Unless of course, she's an idiot.

      • A BiPolar Guy

        have fun storming the castle!

      • Kanna-Chan

        Because it's the woman usually stuck with cleaning the toilet so she gets final say so on all matters on the toilet seat.

  • Obama

    Must have #14!!!!!

    • gutterville


      • Cletus

        Is it motorized, or is that just a smooth stop motion .gif?

    • Sarex
  • toban

    #8 doesnt work worth shit by the way

    • sniggi

      you get what you pay for usually. I have a really good pair and they work terrific, but I really only keep them around for emergency use

      • Don_Aguelo

        What kind of emergency requires this shit?

        Quick! a tree fell on me. Bring the saw!

        We need to aputate this leg immediately! It's an emergency!

        • sniggi

          when you need to create a shelter for yourself and you don't have a chainsaw.

          • Jim Halpert

            sniggi = Dwight Schrute

            • A BiPolar Guy

              bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica

    • Dick Salad

      looks completely safe too!

    • Verbal_Kint

      the UST sabercut version does…

    • Bud

      what the hell is this anyway? A tree puller downer?

      • MonkeyPoxx

        it's obviously the world's worst slingshot. you launch yourself face first into the tree everytime!

    • biggles604

      They work awesome in certain situations. A folding saw still works much better, but the compactness of a pocket chainsaw is great.

    • thedoc

      I just need clarification: does this work worth shit?

      • Kyle

        I think read somewhere that it doesn't work worth shit, don't quote me though

        • A BiPolar Guy

          it does work shinola, I think, but does not work for bears in the woods..

          • Pwithc

            I see what you did there

  • ronnie

    #2 chive machine

    • Chazz_B

      i just looked for this thing and it costs 40,000 dollars xD i will pass

      • Chazz_B

        called Emperor Station btw

      • ThatGuy

        JP wouldn't pass.

        • AlwaysQuinning

          You'd have to have robot ears to know its value

          • A BiPolar Guy

            once I use it to rule the galaxy the 40k will no longer matter

      • Smitty

        Just become a day trader and you'll have the 40G's! With a chair like that, how could you make a bad BET?

        Actually, $44,750….. But they have a newer 'stripped down' version for $6,200.

  • bubblerider86

    I am compelled to buy these things now….damn you impulse buying!! 🙂

  • WhereRThey

    I was hoping for, well…boobs.

    • Mo Swift Than Mimi

      there is plenty of boobs on other websites, this is pretty sweet actually

    • its_forge

      I like that this site is not all boobs.

  • Tristan Trevino

    Not as impressive as I was expecting. Seems like I could get most of those at IKEA.

    • FACE!

      Really, what Ikea do you go to, because I'm pretty certain they don't sell anything of high build quality like #14

    • Panama99

      You're a boob Tristan, they may not be that impressive but at least you can get them at Target…..

  • mooseknuckle907

    #26 I'd pop them all on the first day, within the first minute.

    • ka eye n de el eye n

      I don't understand what it is or what it does or what it's for. Some kind of calender?? But with poppable days? What..?

    • Marios145

      it would be like torture to pop one per day….

    • Ling

      i was thinking the same thing…no way in the world would my calendar stay unpopped for more than 2 days.

    • waetawetr

      you rack disripin sir

  • Dan-0

    if you guys were smart you would have links to buy this stuff and the commission could support the chive!

  • Travis

    #26 would never last the full year…

  • p1babyarm

    #14 and not a single fuck was given that day

  • Donna_Romper

    #5 This may catch on.

    • Guesty

      it would only catch on if you sat there first

  • Dick Salad

    #4 #10 #11 #23

    No dignity required! Buy now!

  • Donna_Romper

    #11 Taco made by white person.

    • 123

      I don't get it. Do other racial groups just fling shit at a taco shell?

    • Donna_Romper

      All I know is mexican's make awesome tacos and they don't look like this. Also, I would eat the taco right now. I haven't had lunch.

    • Fe Fe

      Hard shell tacos are a sin.

    • Dr_StrangePants


    • clap clap

      I don't get it, why is it that the people complaining are usually rich white guys with nothing better to do than to make themselves feel better by throwing unfitting self-deprecating racial jokes.

      Ala, Donna_Romper style.

  • Donna_Romper

    #15 Sex will happen here.

    • MonkeyMadness

      One could only wish. 😉

      • A BiPolar Guy

        well, maybe you can only wish

        • Underbaker

          But does masturbation really count as sex?

  • CudjoeScott

    #11 Best invention ever!

    • jasgat

      Your right… I can't think of anything that has ever been invented in the history of this world that will ever compare to a no spill taco holder… holy shit

    • wrangler86

      if i'm not mistaken, this was invented by an 8 year old (or there abouts) kid

  • Donna_Romper

    #25 Sushi chefs everywhere are cringing.

    • Dick Salad

      Soy sauce on sushi = pansy ass that can't appreciate the flavor of the sushi and probably shouldn't eat it

      • Dick Salad

        Yea you assholes thumbing me down I'm talking to you. "Oh look I'm eating sushi how hip and cool! Take a picture so I can put it on facebook and show the world how trendy I am"

        -feels sick when they get home

      • Kevin Spacey

        sushi is not an exclusive club mr. dick salad. It is a type of food that all different types of people eat. Many don't appreciate the traditional sushi experience that you may be speaking of, but god dam sir, its like mac cheese, some people put ketchup on that shit, and love it. what are you gunna do.

      • F.S.M.

        Who is the bigger D-bag? Me for liking soy sauce on my sushi or you for being a "better than you, sushi eating purist asshole."

    • Rufio07

      I was once a sushi chef. would purchase. only if there was one for wasabi ^_^

      • Donna_Romper

        Food court sushi bar doesn't count. 😛

  • Last1picked

    #10 Want Vs Need. This would be cool as shit!

  • Kyle

    #8 doesnt work worth shit by the way

    • the other Jen


      • C-spot

        Get what, that it doesn't work worth a shit?

    • Sorry, what?

      Your grammar doesn't work either.

    • Guesty

      Hey, how well does this work?

      Any experience?

  • Tristlo

    That's one cold shower at -35C.

    • Pit

      That's one hell of pressure to remain liquid at -35C indeed.

      • chicago

        in Russia water is forbidden to freeze. or its a Vodka pump.

    • sucks2suck

      your an idiot, although its meaning is kind of off it obviously means from x degrees – (to) 35C

      • C-spot

        Actually you're an idiot.

  • dirtysteve99

    #4 What's wrong with that kid's eyes? looks demonic, then again most children in ads do.

  • @baef

    #19 how many people actually run out of ink? Most pens disappear before they ever run out.

    • Foreverwaiting

      Just as I've never used an entire rubber

    • keepinitreal

      I ran out of ink a few weeks ago…first time in over 25 years.

  • James

    #19 Twice the ink, three times the diameter of the straight cartridge. The pen needs to be three times wider to hold the cartridge, using three times the plastic of a normal pen. The end result: two regular pens vs one pen using three times the materials.

    • bisketz

      Look into the end of a pen with the back off, the ink stick doesnt touch the sides, with these cartridges, it would. sames sized pen, just fitting more ink into it.

      • rogaine works

        The spiral cartridge will require more plastic though. If it is less plastic than the additional pen casing, then it is a conservation win. If not, then it is just repackaging the same amount of waste.

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