There are Sexy Chivers Among Us (84 Photos)

Thanks again to our Chivettes for submitting photos this week. You all continue to prove to the world that you don't need photoshop to be beautiful. So here's to the real girls.

It really helps if you mark your email 'Sexy Chivers' or 'Chivette', otherwise your tush might become forever suspended in the floating matrix that is the Chive Submit Inbox.

AWESOME INSTRUCTIONS: Grab your camera (phone) and write 'Hi Chivers' on a sign or some part of your body (be as creative as you like). Then use our handy-dandy upload page to send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com and collect internet fame.


Above all: Be Creative. Happy Friday, Chivers, stay tuned for the HQ DAR.

Chive On!

- John

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  • foray

    #60

    just love a cute girl with a amazing ass

    • playswithrocks

      Spartan girls are like that.
      GO GREEN!

    • spartyon2003

      Hey 60, GO GREEN!!!!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

        Go BLUE!

    • Doofenshmirtz

      GO GREEN! Spartans, what is your profession!??

    • https://www.facebook.com/hustla.275 Michel Payette

      Amazing indeed! 😀

    • Average Chiver

      FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

    • dan

      go central

  • BARTMAN

    need #7

    • Ferret

      Quail Lady?

    • Chiver

      BRILLIANT! This needs to become a thing

    • CHIVER

      i need her coz i wanna smear my cum on her face while screaming chive on!

    • Steve Lee

      clever girl

  • gaz

    hell yer this is what i come to the chive for

    • nate

      #77

      • nate

        kind of a janessa brazil look aline….without the whole whore part

  • Holy cow

    Was there anyone not touching themselves by the end of this?

    • justaguy

      i doubt it!

    • Hypocrite Chiver

      How dare you say that about these lovely elegant ladies posing topless in their thong on the internet ? Get ready for my fanboy rage !

      • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

        I totalled Derped ..
        hee hee

    • Guesty

      Probably the people that actually get laid, or know how to find a porn site… But seeing it's chivers, probably not. whore on ladies!

      • Truth

        well said. and sadly probably very true

      • Stan_Dalone

        well you cannot get laid either so you can't be talking from experiance

        • Stan's Dad

          way to not make sense. dumbass.

  • jason

    #71

    oh my… Texas?

    • create22

      yup, i know her, Houston

      • Erin

        ^^ amazing how you can be recognized within minutes on the chive. when i made the SC a couple weeks ago, i had 10 facebook messages instantly. I guess the post had been live all of 15 minutes.

        • Stern281

          MOAR!! She is amazing. Gotta love Texas girls

      • http://www.theChive.com Rusty_Dreams

        Damn!! I'm in Houston. Happy Birthday Haley!! Do I get to give you one spanking for your birthday?? Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous.

    • dan

      We want MOAR of Hayley!!!

    • JonP

      Way too much make-up

      • wackojackosmacko

        I agree….looks plastic with that shit. Im sure others like that, and the fake tits as well, Im just not a fan. Lots of fine women in this post though….

    • Guesty

      Looks like a dirty celeb. Real upclass people.

      • Stan_Dalone

        like you dick weed

      • Guestyfucker

        You talking about class, thats fucking hilarious

    • blues

      Jason, how did you know she was from TX? The picture doesnt have EXIF data, or did you just recognize her?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623886367 Michael Alen Pugh

        Texas girls are sexy like that… duh.

    • Anon

      This one has HIGH MAINTENANCE written all over her.

      • Franklin1138

        Good thing I'm awesome at maintenance.

        • notametrosxul

          yeah, you look like you spend time waxing your eyebrows dude…good luck with that

  • dalexmu

    lovely chivettes!

    • correction

      lovely sluts!

  • https://www.facebook.com/tanks13 Juan Tank Anzures

    #2 and #3 are the hottest

    • hMMMM

      #2 is the army chick from the other day, right?

    • JOHN

      what a waste of a great rack #3

      • Tuff Guy

        Agreed. Those things will look shasta mc nasty within a few years.

    • http://asfarastheeyecansee-embee.blogspot.com/ BoyFromWales

      I want to see a full body shot of number #3!
      Stunning tattoo on some stunning boobs!

  • orly

    #78

    C, give him letter C

    • Big_Curt

      I gotta go with A……or maybe make one of all 3

    • BaseballRube

      Absolutely, in #78 it needs to be C. Then also give him B, just for being a good guy!

      • bigD

        I vote B

      • Barry McKokkinner

        nice call, definitely C

      • Anyone'lldo!

        B, It has a classic feel and lets the imagination run a little wild!

      • JAS

        I like B

      • Gunpe

        I would go with B

      • vitobonespur

        I agree…photo C.

    • Bogus_Shizzall

      Thought A was pretty good till I saw B… thought B was money till I saw C.

    • Username Taken

      A. Has a fuck me vibe so it wins

    • CMW

      C for sure……..Lucky guy.

    • mith

      "C" fuck that! Give him all 4….!

    • Tuff Guy

      Or just forget all the artsy fartsy shit and simply take a naked pic with a cell camera. I'd rather have that.

    • zimmy

      Handbra…. I AGREE!

    • Guesty

      You should surprise him with a chick that looks half decent. Google image search will help with that. Good luck!

      • HatBomb

        Guesty, you're a prick. Hundreds of women go out on a limb and submit here, why would you bash them? I certainly hope it makes you feel better about whatever it is you are making up for, because it sure as hell isn't doing anyone else any good.

      • Guestyfucker

        So do you have someone shit in your mouth every morning just to top up the vile crap that comes out of it?

    • Moar

      C!

    • KalEl24

      Is there a D with less hand than c?

    • kelcyjay

      Apparently, C was a bit too NSFW for the Chive, seeing as they edited out my left nip ❤

    • asdf

      how about "D" ……all of the above

  • Ken

    #44, Thank you for the posts!

  • Shawn

    going to need to see some more of #16

    • Ahnold

      Agree! That body is ssssmokin!!!

    • HatBomb

      MOAR!!!

    • Maureen

      Agreed. Gay to even type it, but the girl even did her nails for us in the photo… face would complete the package.

  • NebraskaGuy

    #82 #83

    Love me some Chivettes!

    • hell yeah

      by love he means the raw sexual frustration we chivers get to release on these pics.

    • bbb

      Needs more curves. That looks too much like a little boy for me. I like girl with a little bit of hips. Aneroxia = not attractive.

      • jo983j

        agreed.

      • its_forge

        She's not fricking anorexic, she just doesn't have any hips.

    • Tillman

      Never mind the distractors, NebraskaGuy, I agree. Long legs are long… and wonderful. She's great.

      • Upstamp

        it's "detractors", moron.

        • Tillman

          dis·trac·tor  [dih-strak-ter]
          noun
          1. A person or thing that distracts the attention.

          I knew what I was saying, douche bag

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=560905405 Scott Walsh

      Sorry this one looks like a little girl, no hips at all

      • Lorky

        no hips is sexy

  • Fish On

    #9 and #20 will be in my dreams tonight

    • nate

      #20…wow. lets get a full body and her own post…MOOOOAAAARRR and something about #56 makes me want to leave work immediately

      • nate

        again….#20. wow…

    • Fish On

      and i will fap furiously and give myself a facial.

      • Fish On

        Thanks for that. Now, I have to go and change my name.

        • wordpress.com

          At least you're a good sport about it.

    • miscellaneous

      Well said

  • http://www.kneedeepinabottle.com Navin R. Johnson

    #71..well happy birthday hayley…total smoke

    • JROC

      BAMMM winning

      • Professor Realist

        She's a little to caked on with the make up.

    • Every Chiver

      We ALL wanna fuck her senseless.

      • nate

        too bad we all would hardly get her pants off without chiving ourselves…doesn't matter got off

      • Anon

        Not me. I am sure way too much drama follows this one around.

    • Anywho

      Yes, she looks very shy *rolls eyes*

  • JROC

    you are a cunt my good sir.

  • Tillman

    #31 Hail Britannia! You are gorgeous, my dear. Love Britain and its women.

    • Donna_Romper

      God she's probably all smart and witty too with a cute accent.

      • TinMan83c

        I hear ya.. chicks with british accents=dead sexyness!!

    • anorexiasucks

      Meth ,not even once.

    • Red

      God bless the Queen, and your smoking hot looks.

    • Truth

      I wonder if you taste sweet and clean down there…..

      • P. Harry

        Well, obviously her yeast wallet tastes like strawberry ice cream.
        Most british chicks taste like spotted dick tho

  • MEEEE

    #11 Hell YEAH!!! WPS!

    • Tim G

      Much respect for the SC but don't be mad that the Hogs can't beat Bama. They are a superior team. At least you can beat LSU

    • Craig

      About time we get an Arkansas Sexy Chiver! Woo Pig!

    • Tucker

      That's right! Woo pig sooie! Need more Arkansas chivettes on here!

    • sareon

      I'm Glad to see I am not the only person at the U of A who chives.
      Go Razorback Chivettes!
      WPS

    • That Guy

      WPS! Chive On!

    • Your Mom's Dog

      I was beginning to wonder if Arkansas would ever represent…it's about time!

    • kire

      AR whores are mean, rude, nasty bitches !!

  • theyellowfever

    #52 I like your style. And everything else.

    • in reality

      I wanna smell ur farts.

      • http://www.facebook.com/nizzle.XD Courtney Roxanne Jean Fair

        Thats weird bro

        • Average Chiver

          well……what do they smell like?

  • Daris

    #53
    Some dude needs to change his diet. It's not supposed to be that color.

    • Glenn

      Taste the Rainbow!

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Maybe he's a clown.

    • Big_Curt

      haha i knew that was coming

      • Xsoldier2000

        ^^ I see what you did there…..and I liked it.

    • bazinga

      She`s a chivette ,thats the result of a bukkake party.

      • jimmy

        you just killed it bazinga

    • Bubba

      She's smokin' hot! Find her so I can…well, something involving a shower!

    • http://www.facebook.com/nizzle.XD Courtney Roxanne Jean Fair

      For the record it was a paint party and my face isnt a target for jizz but thanks for you concern 🙂

      • Black Mamba

        "my face isnt a target for jizz"

        don't you worry baby, i can fix that…..

        • http://www.facebook.com/nizzle.XD Courtney Roxanne Jean Fair

          thats gross

      • luigi

        you are absolutely stunning. just thought someone ought to let you know 😉

        chive on from singapore

      • BergSwag

        I beg to differ

  • Beano

    Kelcey I like #78 C!

    • HatBomb

      Agreed, C for the win. Not that the man ought to be unhappy about any of them.

  • misschris

    There was a whole lot of sexy here today. #80 God damn LG you are unfairly stunning.

    • LG so ugly

      yuck no way, she is hideous. gross, ugly, ugh

      • Seriously! Enough!

        Thank you!

        • real talk

          she usually looks good.. but somethin is off here..
          maybe the contrast of colors? no homo

        • Typu984

          3rded. the only reason the morons here trip over themselves is because they don't know how to actually talk to chicks…..

      • caleb

        Trollin' b trolls- alot wants fucking attention. You're an idiot.

    • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

      You're a beautiful person, inside and out Miss Chris. And thank you for the kind words. 🙂

      • Truth

        Why so serious?

        • Intensedebater

          She smiles in pretty much every single picture, see here: http://en.gravatar.com/lagentile

          She can have a non-smiling photo if she wants – fucking gorgeous no matter what. You don't bitch about the other girls not smiling, so fuck off. 🙂

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=526770996 Jay Hernandez

        Most of these guys haven't seen you in person. Good thing I went to the first chive meet up because damnnnn you look better in person.

        • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

          Thank you Jay! And thanks for adding to the awesomeness of that night – great bunch of people, yourself included.

    • The Real LG

      LOOK AT ME ! AM SOOOOOOOO PRETTY AND INTELLIGENT ! Oh and am NOT an attention whore even though i comment on EVERY god damn pic of mine or on EVERY comment on the 1st page which has my pic. WORSHIP ME !

      • caleb

        I am fairly skeptical that you are LG. She's generally kind and humble. I have a sneaky suspicion that this is indeed, Douchey-Mcgee.

      • Jimjoij

        THANK YOU! I can't stand that disingenuous pageant-girl schtick she pulls. *Everything's so sweet, and lovely and wonderful, I just can't contain myself! Just……CHIVE ON! All you dreamers and children of apotheosis! CHIVE ON!". *gag*

        • Billy Fucking Murray

          What the fuck are you talking about? Some people actually are sweet and decent human beings. Doesn't have to be a show or a fake persona, numbnuts. Lauren happens to be a close friend of mine and that chick doesn't have a mean bone in her body. Just because you are a cynical, depressed, pessimistic fucker doesn't mean everyone else in the world is like you. This chick couldn't be a bitch even if she tried.

      • You=Retard

        Um…she commented once on the same picture. Get a fucking life and get over it already. The website knows you love the girl, so it's something you have to come to terms with yourself buddy. You spam the shit out of all of her pictures.

    • Terry Burke

      Holy fucking balls its my princess LG !! Am gonna eat my LG shaped cake now then pass away while sniffing the panties she sent me.

    • blankman

      That's a great pic LG!

    • Nando

      She is Ok. 6 out of 10.

    • Guesty

      It is absolutely stunning!

      Stunning she keeps highlighting that snoz of hers

      • Stan_Dalone

        guesty for fuck yourself into Oblivion

      • Guestyfucker

        Maybe you should post a pic of your fucking ugly mug asshole and then we can pick it apart?

        Better get the fish eye lens out

    • patov40

      Miss Chris, your taste is impeccable. As for the haters and trolls and clones and frauds? If they could all fly, this place would be a freakin' airport. Chive on and have a nice day! 🙂

      • Truthie truth truth

        I'd like to see her naked and spread…

    • menace

      I think LG is gorgeous, I do, but if The Chive wants us to think they are overflowing with sexy chiver submissions like they say they are, then why do they feature the same girls over and over and over and over?

    • Paderborn

      Hell! she is simply gorgeous. It doesn't get better than this.

    • TinMan83c

      tha HELL is wrong with these ppl?!? She's gorgeous!!

      • marco

        gorgeous? eh.

      • Ha.Ha.

        it's b/c she submits to EVERY SINGLE POST. Comes off as slutty/whorish.

        • Reality Check

          You'll need your head out of your ass to read this, so I hope you can handle that:

          1) Just because a picture of her is posted does NOT mean she submits to "EVERY SINGLE POST". She doesn't post her pictures, the Chive does. Sure she sends in pictures, but maybe it's once a month, or once every two months. How the fuck do you know? It's not up to her and no one but the Chive knows or should even care when or how she submits. Just enough the beauty, dickwad.

          2) She is beautiful and is a real Chivette and engages in the comments section. Half of the shit the Chive posts is a photoshopped picture of a girl from a porn site or facebook (or Reddit) with 'the Chive' poorly photoshopped onto her or the image. LG actually sends in real shit and I'll take it a thousand times over the fake crap.

          3) This is a picture of her face. If that is slutty or whorish to you, you need to reexamine your sexuality.

          4) Just because the Chive posts her pics (when they want) doesn't mean the chick isn't anything less than stunning. She's not a make-up wearing fake-tanned trashy girl and the fact that she posts picture representing the Chive, a humor website, makes her even more awesome.

          I'll take a real, gorgeous girl who LIKES the website over a poorly photoshopped picture of a random, possibly underaged girl anyday, since half of them aren't even really chivettes.

  • That Guy

    #3 ruined those huge bewbs with an ed hardy tat.

    • femtrooper

      Tattoos like this were around before ed hardy. And I think its hot.

      • Tuff Guy

        You're weird femtrooper.

    • Dick Salad

      Ed Tardy… Lulz someone would kill it with a collection of deformed skulls and shit doing retarded stuff.

    • oldboy

      HEY – I LOVE THOSE TIT-TATS!

    • Trainwreck92

      I for one like this style of tattoo. They were aroud long before Ed Hardy showed up and made clothes for douchebags. Those bebs are awesome right now, but that tatoo won't be doing her boobs any favors when she gets older.

  • Mikey

    #20
    Yes Maam

    • Loyal Chiver

      I wanna fuck your brains out then make you give me a blowjob while i curse you.

    • Truthie truth truth

      I'd much rather lick the gap…

  • dagleja3

    #78 – My vote is for B

  • LG so ugly

    notice LG coming back, she so ugly, dam, so ugly

    • MEEEE

      Noticed you had multiple lame ass comments, you so retarded, damn, so retarded…

      • MEEEE

        Let me clarify, LG is the BOMB!

        • 4898

          she's a disingenuous, attention-monger.

          • its_forge

            Who fuckin' cares what you think, she's fun to look at, the end.

    • Donna_Romper

      Say what you want about her. But ugly she is not.

    • whySOaverage

      LMao wow.

      "Sexy Chiver worth staring at on the internet" post OR "Most of these chicks are average/below average," but I'm still a guy so id f**k most of em anyway" post?

  • Troy

    #63.. marry me?!

    • KyleGamgee

      Huge boobs and a job? Yep, marriage material.

      Once more for awesome #63

      • Truth

        Bet there's a huge ass to go with those boobs.

    • Troy

      Coz am THAT desperate.

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