When you got it, you got it (12 Photos)

Russian botox, it’s hit n’ miss.

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  • pat

    miss

    • Biggus Diccus

      Butterface!!

    • Superman

      more like "Hello from the neck down"

    • Nolaboy

      KILL IT!! NOW DAMN YOU!!

      #7

    • floscar

      Well HE makes an almost convincing chick.

    • bags go on her face

      Serious triple bagger

    • drew

      aliens!

  • Reed

    I'd hit it.

    • Question_Mark_

      With a hammer….

      • Eh.

        It's not that big.

        ahhh ha ha Fuck am I funny!

        • pupy

          no you´re not

    • Tean_Zu

      with a big ass stick!

    • Their is you're mom

      with my penis

    • BiGGyT

      Looks like it already was….

      • RiddletheReaper

        …with a truck…

        • k-9

          …and dragged for a while..

    • ROK247

      nothing a paper bag can't fix. and a bottle of jagermeister. or two.

    • Brian

      Pass the vodka and turn out the lights.

    • joeoby78

      THAT'S A MAN BABY!! (does best Austin Powers accent)

      • Tim

        hahahahaha

  • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

    What a nice looking man!

    • Their is you're mom

      Shut the fuck up, Doug.

      • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

        *there *your

        • The_Dood

          You've been trolled… And he didn't even have to try!

  • Arktik_Arkitekt

    Chive, you owe us a yoga pants gallery for this atrocity.

    • The_Stif

      A-fucking-men. I think Yoga pants is my favorite gallery.

      • Dee-Rod

        most fucking definitely

    • rac88

      I second that motin

    • Mr. B

      Was thinking the same thing, then saw your comment.

    • MNcold30

      I think they owe us a yoga pants gallery and a things that bounce because this gallery was painful.

      • Alex

        I had to go back to sexy chivers because I damn near burned my retinas on looking at this…..yoga pants. I'm not asking.

    • Active Hunter

      Double the yoga pants gallery….

    • SolidusSnake420

      here here

    • Iknowpeople

      Seriously… Yoga pants or I'm calling my friends at anonymous and this site will be shut down!!!
      Yoga pants…. You have 24 hours to comply lol

    • http://www.facebook.com/irigoyen87 Renán Irigoyen

      agree

    • Bella

      F yeah, I'll send in a yoga pants pic for that!

  • Josh

    when you say "hit" you mean with a bat.

    • http://www.facebook.com/nizzle.XD Courtney Roxanne Jean Fair

      True that

      • http://www.tube8.com simon phoenix

        No .. I mean with a Car.

        =)

    • erickjam

      Somebody beat you to it…

    • Eric

      Looks like that's already been done ….

      • Bruce

        Then better do it again, it can't get much worse now, can it? *fingers crossed*

    • My_name?_serioulsy?

      with fire then?

  • vinz

    dude… thats a dude

    • pupy

      an ugly one by the way

      • Rabidwolf

        i second that!

  • https://www.facebook.com/pctechjunkie429 Kyle White

    If you were to look up the equivalent of "butterface" in a Russian dictionary, her picture would be beside of it.

    • The Annoyed Elephant

      масло лицо

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    MY EYES! My Eyes!! Off to watch 5 or 6 FLBP galleries hoping I'll quickly forget this!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • http://www.facebook.com/xJAGGERJACKx Cristian Fabian Bustos Beckenbauer

      think about cute puppies and that would help you out.

  • JHarris

    My eyes!!! My eyes!!!

    • JHarris

      Wow. I can't believe I got swiped by Paula.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        EVERYONE… can get swiped by Paula…

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

  • AssClown

    Since no-one commented on my bad post, something that will cheer you up:

    <img src="http://www.imjustsharing.com/cleavage-kitty.jpg"&gt;

    <img src="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/86%20Carpet%20Cleavage.jpg"&gt;

    • The_Dood

      Thank you Mr. Clown.

    • MNcold30

      Lordy Lordy Lordy!!! that should have been the gallery right there.

    • Smoke-n-water

      MOAR!!

    • Slick_Nick

      Hope she's on the Chive dating site 🙂

    • Kodos

      we are saved!!!

    • tralfaz

      Few I needed that.

      • Northman

        nice rug

    • Mike

      Nice come back. Just took you off the S**t list for that last post.

    • Paul

      Thank you for these pictures they helped alot … I vomited in my mouth from #2 on to the last picture from this post… oh man,
      I wish I could unsee that Russian dudess…

    • Keith_D

      I've always loved that second picture 🙂

    • https://www.facebook.com/ned.clark Wing-Commander Terry Clark

      Marry me.

    • Paul

      Bless you my son for these….

    • Spaded Jaded n Faded

      HOLY SHIT!!! thank god for this post…. the rest of the page just; for lack of a better word, fuckin sucked!

    • Uri Nalstain

      THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU

  • Jayavc

    #6 I like the reflection of her "old man" in the pic…Seem like a great couple to hang out with……NOT!

    • https://www.facebook.com/ingresh Brian English

      HAHAHA.. good spot. nothing says "k'mere behbeh" like fat, balding & greying in a wife beater…

    • Yea Yea

      he is in #3 also. LOL!

    • http://BeerAndStupidity.blogspot.com/ BeerAndStupidity

      Man that's some depressing shit…

  • NebraskaGuy

    #7 Nice rack, but daaamn that butterface kinda spoils all the fun! 😦

    • nate

      don't try to convince yourself that she's hot bro…"Kinda Spoils…" doesn't even begin to explain this bitch's level of disgusting…woof

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Butter?

      Wrong dairy product I think. More like sour cream.

  • DemonIAm

    I wish I could unsee this…. eeeesh

  • Stan_Dalone

    all she has is a set of manufactured boobs and got hit by an ugly bat way too much

    • Sleep_Salone

      I'm sure you're absoultely dashing Stan.

      • Gina

        He is a handsome man dear.

        • lol

          ^Stan's mom^

  • Iam_Dave

    paper bag will work., that and a bottle of vodka. y not.

  • heyjd

    theres a man i would not like to fight. i bet she has dick holes in her underwear

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #6
    Is that Daddy in the reflection taking the pic of his li'l troglodyte?

  • Bleeding_Gums_Murphy

    #2 i was expecting it to be a transgender…turned out to be WAY worse

  • koyf

    *throws up in mouth…. but mouth not big enough to contain all the puke so throws up all over desk*

  • Spike

    Doesn't matter, had sex.

    • Justin

      LOL – great song

  • Anonymous

    Posing in weeds? On a 92′ BMW? She’s got it!!

  • Ryan

    "ITS A TRAP!"

  • mike

    She looks like "Rocky" from the mask

  • LivedLTP

    Trying to think of what we did wrong to warrant such punishment. Whatever it was, we're sorry!!!

  • DOUGGIE

    HOLY SHIT, WTF! CHIVE C'MON, WHERE IS BURN YOUR BRA, NOT THIS CRAP

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