You, my brown-eyed girl (32 Photos)

  • Slany

    #4 would be hot if not for the gauges and the big ass hole in her chin!

    • Shannon Coverdale

      #25 too. Why do they ruin themselves like this

      • Big_Curt

        Exactly….i can definitely handle tatoos but those big ass holes are just too much

      • Kaleigh Krooss

        I don't see how it is ruining themselves if It's what they want to do. It's just making it where YOU are less attracted to them. Plenty of people are attracted to this.

        I think it would be worse if they didn't do what they wanted to do because they would be afraid that shallow people would think they are ruining themselves.

        • DerJöe


        • Tim Fitzgerald

          I thinks shes beautiful

        • teh dude

          i totally agree, but then again thats what people say about crack

          • Anger Sharks

            Hey Lets all hate on people who know beauty is more than skin deep! Fuck those guys with their independent thoughts! Everyone knows beauty is platinum blonde hair with a plastic smile and tits that match!

      • al bondigas

        f;ing mutations…gross

    • fed

      my thoughts exactly. but maybe it was too mainstream to have a pretty normal face…

    • .Krookz


    • nate

      they must hate their dad

    • Dick Salad

      I thought it was a soul patch at first

      • DieLawn19k

        Glad I'm not the only one that thought that.

        • BentWrenches

          me too

          • Hippy Dan

            She ruined her beautiful face with that Soul patch – I'm not sure how she'll feel about it when she turns 30.

            • Vanilla Gorilla

              Way too many whiny conservatives with sticks up their tight asses worrying entirely too much about what one girl has chosen to do with her face.

              • Carney

                Short term fad to long term consequences……Great granny, why are your earlobes so big?

    • SkyVader

      #4 should wear what #18 is wearing.

    • MGaff

      I thought that thing was a soul patch…..

    • AssClown

      Optimism!!! I think 3 extra holes in her face can produce some compelling pornographic situations…

      • Dick Salad

        Lucrative fetish porn potential? It's one of the few establishments should could easily be employed in….

      • BentWrenches

        I was thinking the same thing,Pop out those gauges and ear fuck her.

    • the Anti-Douchebag

      I could use her bottom lip to keep my wine bottles sealed.

      • Guesty


    • Shawn Chambers

      Ummm…. She's Hot. With or withouth the gauges. Granted….. She's gonna look a little messed up at 60…. but who doesn't. LOL

      • hMMMM

        Heather Locklear will not.

        • its_forge

          Locklear is lucky to have gotten past that annoying stage *all* Hollywoodians go through around age 38 where they all look like something in the midst of some kind of sci-fi transformation and you're almost expecting them to grow tentacles or something. Everybody had that, I remember both Cary Elwes and Robin Wright from "Princess Bride" looked the same way and now (like Locklear) they both look terrific.

    • TheOneAndOnly

      so what is that thing on her chin?

    • lolwut

      It enters the realm of disturbing when you can stick your penis through a girl's ear lobe…

      • The Chivery

        Yeah. Us Chivers can relate, 'cause that's how we feel with women that wear earrings.

        Chive on!

    • its_forge

      Not particularly, she's actually significantly below the average of the rest of these women.

    • Pete

      if she can do that to her ear, i can imagine what she can do with her ass

  • jaynecobb2

    attempted first

  • 749dude

    i came 2nd….won never happen with most of these girls!

    • 749dude

      WOULD or maybe wood

  • mmmhmmm

    sha la la la la la la la la la ti da…la it da.

    • Bogdan Rock

      Immediately as I saw this post went to youtube for the song 🙂 Seems I'm not the one.

    • uga1

      was singing it the whole time i was scrolling

    • Kodos

      just like that

    • OH the huge manetee

      best song you beat me to it lol

  • tmoney

    so i work customer service at red rocks in denver colorado and when van morrison came to red rocks a lady came to me all mad wanting a refund because she was thinking jim morrison. this concert was like 3 years ago. Bitch.

    • LuvH8fulChix

      so i was reading comments on thechive and some asshole posted this completely unrelated comment that could have been funny but his delivery was all wrong. his comment was like 29 minutes ago. Douche.

      • LuvH8fulChix

        That wasn't fair of me…it wasn't completely unrelated…

      • Adee-Do

        You seriously have no idea what the connection is?

        • LuvH8fulChix

          Um, you seriously didn't read my retraction? Moron.

          • Adee-Do

            Oh great, now I'm the idiot.

            • LuvH8fulChix

              Ha! Thumbs up for your humility and a good sense of humor.

      • abcdefg

        LuvH8felChix, you're a moron. Go listen to some good music, and maybe you'll understand why this is indeed related to the post.

        • Adee-Do

          Now I don't feel so bad, this guy did the same thing.

          • LuvH8fulChix

            Don't worry about it, I'll do something stupid within the next five minutes and we'll be even.

            • abcdefg

              Ade-Do what do you mean the same thing your a fag.

              • guyabovemeisgay

                watch out ade-do, the alphabet fag is trying to score with you

    • ididntbuyone

      cool story bro

  • lance

    #32. Um… okay. Happy to oblige!

    • LuvH8fulChix

      alright…. let me fire up the grill.

      • JDB


    • desertsteel

      Deserts included

      • TSMITH

        Probably not, but she may bring you dessert after…

    • R2G Fan

      All day…all night.

    • dbolusaf

      challenge accepted

  • KindaMADbro

    You're my?

  • Anonymous

    #32 challange accepted

  • newscot

    Anyone know who #8 is? She looks like a young Gina Gershon.

    • John

      Her name is Lights, shes a singer

      • newscot

        ah thanks John. I didn't recognize her.

    • Phil

      I could be wrong, but I think it is Lights

    • Clishay

      #8 would be Lights a Canadian Singer/musician or what ever you wanna call them these days

      • Jessica

        Yep, it's Lights. Her birth name is Valerie Poxleitner, so you can search her under that name as well.

    • djhds

      looks like a young skrillex.

    • Jon

      She looks like my next girlfriend…

    • Bob Dole

      i think that's Lights

    • kevinbor

      her name is Lights!

  • SadBroSad

    So much wasted potential


    • Nate

      if you block out her ear rings and whatever the fuck is under her lip, she's damn near an identical twin of jessica alba… so sad 😥

      • Bluto

        Uh, no. Hell no.

    • skoalbucs

      geeezzz….this is a fathers worst nightmare

      • Jason

        Bullshit. This is the result of Daddy fucking her too hard. Jesus, what a nasty bitch.

    • That troll is poison

      I'll take her like she is…

  • Equinox

    Sophia Bush #5 takes the cake


    # 14. really??? running low on girls are we?

    • yup


  • funkrushing

    #4 rocks my socks. just sayin.

    • DeDav

      Well I guess everybody has their opinions, no matter how wrong they are.

    • RangerW

      Finally someone who agrees that this is hot! Yay!

    • Franklin1138

      Ah, good. Proof that there's someone for everyone in this world. Not my cup o' tea, but I'm glad she floats your boat.

    • Michael McCollough

      I think it's quite tragic that she would fuck herself up that way.

    • Steve

      #4 why did you do that? you ruined your face with that stupid thing on your chin, your ears just look stupid like that on your small head, and a big tattoo across your chest that only the person putting it in you can read…. *SIGH*

  • BrownEyedGirl

    there is an unlimited amount of hot brown eyed girls in the world and you managed to find some uglys.
    admittedly there was some hotties but seriously no need for the uggers.

    • Brad Kempeny Jr

      Agreed. The last brown eyed post was full of win, this one…not so much.

    • Justin

      Says someone anonymously behind a keyboard….

  • Quentin

    #11 #22 #25

    • abcdefg

      #22 never gets old

      • nick

        until she actually gets old. then she probably wont be that hot.

  • NebraskaGuy

    #32 Challenge Accepted!!

    • Stan_Dalone

      I would, the challenge wouldn't be eating her, it would be eating her till she passed out

      • Sleep_Salone

        She'd have to be passed out for you to have a fuckin' chance.

  • Meh

    #4 As Quagmire would say, "Sooo, do you get freaky with that thing?"

  • MrMav

    #1 & #2 are Hot looking birds

    • LuvH8fulChix

      #2 permanent duckface…can't get lolly through lips…damn.

      • qwert

        aw man, but that look… THAT LOOK!!!

        • LuvH8fulChix

          Why does she make me think of Christmas Story, where the kid gets his tongue stuck to the flagpole?

    • mouchette

      #1 wins this post

  • jamie

    soo sexy, so ugly. its a shame…………..

  • BiigJay

    #18 … SNIPER!!!

    • Jesus Quintana

      No that's the scratch off. When you marry her you scratch it off to see if you're going to get a convenience store or a camel.

      • bitch

        racist mother fucker

        • dlbone

          Funny trumps racist. (See also Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle)

    • Paula_

      No, she is recording.
      Or was it a warning that she's having her period? Don't remember…

      – press here to start?

    • stormtrooper57

      None of above.
      Its something that Indian women put sometimes.

  • jamie

    #4 soo sexy, so ugly. its a shame

  • chicago

    #17 – very nice face, great dark eyes. #2 and #22 Perfect freckles. #32 – Yes.

  • seenitb4

    #22 wow just wow

    • Stan_Dalone

      agreed prett woman, Moar please!

      • /b/tard

        this is shooped…i could tell from the heavy makeup and the possibility of hiding her true face

  • Zedhere

    Van Morrison would like this thread.

    • TSMITH

      So would Jimmy Buffet

    • false

      No he wouldn't. It's "you're my brown eyed girl", not "you my brown eyed girl". They butchered his lyrics.

      • Jen

        Jackass….they DID get it right. And when making comparisons, make sure you're comparing the right things. It's "you, my brown eyed girl". With a comma.

  • Anjin-San

    #7 is sexy as hell

    quite sure #27 is a man!

    • nate

      no, thats what is considered a "model" now-a-days….back when tyra and the victoria secret models used to run shit was modeling in my opinion…models these days have to look like dudes in case they need to do an ad for men….2 birds 1 stone…blame the economy

      • Anjin-San

        I'm still thinking it is a man…

        • Alcoholic1

          Looks like Andrej, a male that models girls clothes ;/

    • DoomsDayDub

      Agreed, #7 is gorgeous!

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