Arnold Schwarzenegger aging through the years (32 Photos)

  • blub_glub

    #26 wow he doesn't look a day over hurrp a durrp durrp

    • nepster

      I bet he could still kick your ass.

      • blub_glub

        I'm a girl who weighs 110 lbs .. no disputes here

        • Later, with Jules H

          I'd put my money on blub_glub…

  • brad

    still a legend

    • Rule1 no poofters

      Arnold is numero uno


        your gonna get a sammich slap.yes

    • Red

      Agreed, but I still can't understand why he dipped his wick in something so fugly. Man, that housekeeper is a gross pig.

      • DrROBOTO

        That kid is 11 years old so 12 years ago she mighta very well been hot…

  • Jeffster

    Good God

  • Roady

    All I can say is he met all the goals he set when he was in his teenage years, not many can say that though he proved that he made a huge mistake when he had the world by the balls

    • Flow

      Still, I imagine he looks back on his life and smiles and that's one rare sight nowadays.

  • Trex

    #32 Barely survived!

    • mouchette

      Don't get the shirt?..He survived cheating on his wife?.

      • Mike

        its actually from years before it was a gift, cant remember the exact reason of the joke but this was from years before the cheating/split

        • glitched

          I love whoever made the shirt got the date wrong.

        • Brian

          Maybe so, but he wore it after the scandal broke. That's pretty douche.

      • Charlie_Cheen

        I read that the shirt was made by Maria's staff at the end of his Governatorship. It was a poke from them to her. But they gave him one with the first date crossed out and wrote in the date in which they started dating.

        I guess now it has a totally different meaning which makes it much more funny, and maybe a tad mean.

        I think he's lucky he survived that beast of a maid.

    • hMMMM

      #12 – so she never looked good…

      • SimonPhoenix


  • sshuggi

    #22 True Lies, the action movie of my youth.

    • Eulinho

      And sadly, the last of his movies that really kicked ass.

      • blahblah

        I, we, are all prepared to die. Chrimson Jihad will reign fire on one major city…..

    • Kmac

      Best part of the movie was her sexy dance in the hotel. I love that scene!!!

      • Hi There

        Yeah, Jamie Lee Curtis was confusingly hot in that movie, I JUST caught that part on TV like 2 days ago…

  • mouchette

    #7, crush your enemies-see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

    • Mentor Dude

      That is Good!

      • ErectileDysfunction

        That is from the book.

        • sgtrock

          Actually, it's older than that:

          "One of the most famous quotes, perhaps the most famous quote, from Conan is: "Conan! What is best in life?" "To crush your enemies — See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"

          As brilliant as director/writer John Milius is, he did not invent this dialogue. Who did? Was it taken from the Conan script by Oliver Stone that was rewritten by Milius? No, it came from a book. I know what you're thinking… a Robert E. Howard book, right? Wrong! Milius actually lifted it from a book by Harlod Lamb titled, GENGHIS KAHN: THE EMPEROR OF ALL MEN, pages 106-107:

          One day in the pavilion at Karakorum he [Genghis Kahn] asked an officer of the Mongol guard what, in all the world, could bring the greatest happiness.

          "The open steppe, a clear day, and a swift horse under you," responded the officer after a little thought, "and a falcon on your wrist to start up hares."

          "Nay," responded the Kahn, "to crush your enemies, to see them fall at your feet — to take their horses and goods and hear the lamentation of their women. That is best." "

          • Ian Costello

            Ha! Crom laughs at you four winds!

    • doublemeat

      Grant me one request, grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

    • Lugh

      Fuck yes.

    • Smuggler

      Genghis said it first.

  • Head Chef

    Arnie is some guy !! I watched End of Days last night, it was bad 😦

  • Steve

    You missed out End of Days!

  • Kris

    I remember reading that he slimmed down for his role in Conan because he didn't want to look too imposing. He slimmed down from this.

    • USMC8654Justice

      actually he slimmed down cause with the size of his arms he was not able to properly weld a sword.

  • Iam_Dave

    The man certainly had an interesting life.

  • cedarman24

    It's not a tumurrr!!

    • the other Jen

      A TOOOMA!

  • bell

    this guys the biggest douche nozzle to ever come down the pike.

    • Mr Kimble

      Who is your Daddy, and what does he do?

      • bell

        He was career army wise ass and he thinks that austrian prick should be run out on the rails too. My grandfather spent a few years DESTROYING this type when he was attached to the 2nd Armored back in WWII.

        • yeah

          sounds pretty close minded, does he still hate all germans, italians, and japanese people too

          • bell

            no, just fascist assholes

        • Pwithc

          haha wow dude thats a really cool story. tell it again

        • Da Sandman

          so just because your daddy hated them, you hate them too for absolutely no reason… have an open mind… fucking idiot

          newsflash: he's from austria i think.. they had nothing to do with the germans

    • Jason Bell

      I thought I was the only one besides Adam Carolla to use Douche Nozzle.

  • Andre

    #6 just awesome

    • Brian


      • Tommy

        You idiots. He admitted to using steroids. He's not even apologetic about it. This isn't cynicism, it's the way of things. A build like that happens one way.

      • MacNCheesePro

        Back then, regulations on that kind of stuff wasn't as strict. He did have a really good discipline about exercise and diet as well. They also didn't have supplements back then like there are today.

        • DrROBOTO

          lol back then steroids wasnt even could go to a doctor and tell him you wanted to build bulk and he'd give you oral steroids.BUT keep in mind those steroids are nothing like todays gh and farm animal roids that your baseball and football players are all on. He did hard work too. dont write it off.

    • Donna_Romper

      That physique redefined bodybuilding.

  • McG

    How could he go from #18 to doing #21? Unbelievable! #18 is one of the greatest movies ever. Period.

    • Douche McFuckstain

      so was 21…, anyone, anyone? I'll see myself out.

    • Sarah Conner

      i respect 18 but #10 has it beat.
      You're terminated F*er

  • leoncorleone

    why do you even put this asshole on the chive? this dude is a fucking douche bag!

    • SimonPhoenix

      YOur mother is a fucking cum depository THUS making you a douche bag.

      Eat shit and fucking die!

      • bell

        you know what Simon, that sounds more like your family not LC's. you are a servile!

  • tralfaz



    • Bob

      wrong movie but alright

    • Krusherx

      They really look like good guys on that picture.

  • George N. Penesis

    #19, what movie is this from?

    • aucklandboy123

      last action hero

    • John

      Last Action Hero

    • Yo Dawg

      A movie, within a movie, within a movie.

    • Bez

      Last action hero whose screenplay was written by Shane Black who was the guy in Predator with Arnie. The guy who said the Pussy joke.

      Interesting eh. o.0

      • SimonPhoenix

        TOTALLY! – I didn't know that. Seriously (non-sarcasm) thanks for the info. I always liked that character and I love how the Indian (feather not dot) Guy only laughs at that joke.

        FUCKIN' PRICELESS MOVIE (Predator that is)

    • Michael

      [Jack Slater is Hamlet]
      Hamlet: Hey Claudius! You killed my father! Big mistake!
      Narrator: Something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet is taking out the trash.
      Old Man: Stay thy hand, fair prince.
      Hamlet: [shooting him] Who said I'm fair?
      Narrator: No one is going to tell this sweet prince good night.
      Hamlet: To be or not to be? Not to be.

  • Ryman

    The guy is a big inspiration to many and considered one of the reasons people take up body building and getting fit in general. I say it is Chive worth to inspire people to be fit and go for your dreams. I still think the 70's photo of him and Stallone on a rooftop drinking beers is the best.

    • Anonymous

      I think the photo you’re thinking of is of him and Franco Columbo. They were doing some construction and drinking beer.

    • bell

      he's a nimrod that cannot be trusted, his father was a Nazi and so is he. He supported Kurt Waldheim for President of Austria when everyone ALREADY KNEW he was a Nazi. AS should be driven out of town like Frankenstein!

    • @jaczor

      What picture is that?

  • paul

    i dunno guys, who thinks he should start working out again so he can take a real role in the next expendables??

  • surfer

    #7 This picture is from Conan the Destroyer 84…not 82.

  • Bob

    one of my, if not biggest, favorite movie actors of all time…but where is Commando???

    • Douche McFuckstain

      my friend is dead tired, please don't bother him.

    • Commando00

      I'm right here…..

      I'll be back……

    • Eh.

      #13 right here.

      • Mike

        that's from predator

  • echogeo

    I remember in Pumping Iron he was sitting next to Lou Ferrigno. He looked small in comparison.

    • DrROBOTO

      thats because definition and symmetry are 2/3 the battle.size is a third

  • Dave

    haha #16 – still so quotable. and #22 was an awesome (often underrated) movie

    • Frédéric Purenne

      I've never seen anybody not like true lies… Why do you call it underrated?

  • doublemeat

    #22 – Jamie Lee Curtis. In a thong. I don't remember anything else.

    • Krusherx

      With plant water in her hair 😀

      • walkindude

        You know she was born a hermaphrodite right?

    • Michael

      THE BRIDGE IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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