There are Sexy Chivers Among Us in HQ (61 Photos)

We're doing a special HQ Sexy Chivers today so if you didn't submit a hi-res photo, check back next Friday. Check back Friday either way, due to the volume of submissions, I couldn't get to every single submission this week.

Thanks again to our Chivettes for submitting photos this week. You all continue to prove to the world that you don't need photoshop to be beautiful. So here's to the real girls.

It really helps if you mark your email 'Sexy Chivers' or 'Chivette', otherwise your tush might become forever suspended in the floating matrix that is the Chive Submit Inbox.

AWESOME INSTRUCTIONS: Grab your camera (phone) and write 'Hi Chivers' on a sign or some part of your body (be as creative as you like). Then use our handy-dandy upload page to send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com and collect internet fame.


Above all: Be Creative. Happy Friday, Chivers, stay tuned for the HQ DAR.

Chive On!

- John

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  • data

    #31 , #58

    • fdsadsfa

      HOTTTT 31

  • daniel

    #7, #21, #32, #61

    HQ Chivettes just snapped the internet in half

    • nate

      #20 #21 #22…is that MSU Spartan girl from a few weeks ago???

  • wow

    Wow #15, #41, #52

  • Arktik_Arkitekt

    #56 LG is Chive gold.

    • Holy Hell

      I have never seen a bad picture of this woman.
      She just seems to have some magic with the camera.
      Thanks, LG.

    • Lev

      Why is she not a professional model or something? With a site this size, there must be at least one eccentric billionaire among us. Step up and start paying her to be awesome on the internet.

      • Guesty

        It's that huge nose

        • Guesty's Shadow

          Or maybe it's your tiny little prick.
          Jock Whore !
          Break a leg.

          • Guesty

            what does my prick have to do with her modeling. Not making much sense there white knight

            • Guesty

              Oh wait I get it.. I have a tiny penis. I guess that's true.

              • truthserum

                Real guesty – you've angered some pathetic Chiver! Now the weekends officially on! Now I shall scroll back up, away from these comments and focus on some ass and titt-ays!

                Chive up!

        • Chivacy Please

          You know, that nose is her look. If she got a nose job she might look completely different. See Jennifer Gray. Hey LG – you have an incredible figure and you know how to show it to us and it is way appreciated.

          • LGsNOSE

            Honnnnnnnnnnk! (translation: thanks!)

        • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

          That's good for you that you think that way, but I like my nose and that's really all that matters. Not once have I ever been told in person that I have a large or odd nose, and if the angles that I shoot make it look that way, I really could care less. Not into plastic surgery, not into being insecure over the physical stuff, so whether my nose is big or small or somewhere in between, it's mine and I like it. 🙂

        • its_forge

          Ever **really** looked at any random supermodel with the possible exception of Miranda Kerr? Not a single one of them has a Barbie face. They all have real human noses, thin lips, ears like radar dishes, eyes too close together or too far apart…. LG's got classic features like something you'd see carved out of marble. I ain't saying she's a masterpiece, but she's real dang pretty.

      • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

        Thank you Lev! I've had a few offers from Maxim, Playboy and things of the like, but my passion in life is homeland security and pursuing a modeling career severely conflicts with my career goals and interests. I love being creative and having fun in front of a camera, but I am far too in love with my line of work to ever make the switch. It probably took me about 4 months to come to a decision on that one after receiving the first offer, but since I can't do both activities, my federal career ultimately means a hell of a lot more to me.

        • Visitor

          sure you have…….written offers or GTFO lol

          • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

            The written offers were with Playboy and Maxim. I don't care if you believe it or not, theChive staff knows about it, Playboy and Maxim staff know about it, and it was in previous posts on this site when both Shay and myself received the offers.

        • Lev
      • truthserum

        Lev, Holy Hell, and Arkit Srkitshittyname (I haven't bothered to scroll down into the depths of patheticness to see what the rest of you awful kiss-ass buttscratchers had to say to LG today.

        I just want you guys to know that you're all such dipshits – unless LG actually sleeps with each of you (even as a gang-bang) SHUT UP and stop saying shit like, "thanks LG".

        Oh, and I noticed the Queen of Low Self-Esteem is back – some shit about defending her schnoz – ugh – wait till your 40 hun, and if you're still acting all "I'm happy with myself and there's nothing your bad words can do about it" then I'll give you some credit – until then though – shut up asskissing chivers just enjoy the bodies!

        And long live Guesty!

        • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

          Dude, chill out. They say "thanks [insert girl's name here]" and the same kind words to all of the other girls that submit, so lighten up. Just because someone says they like my picture and a few people respond in agreement doesn't make it any more unique than when the same happens for another girl in the post. Not even a fraction of the comments are in relation to my picture, so do yourself a favor and calm down a bit. If they are "kissing my ass" then they kiss every Chivette's ass as well, but I think that you and I have very different definitions of "kissing ass" as Chivers are simply saying nice things in support of us chicks submitting original pictures.

          And Queen of Low Self-Esteem? That's pretty funny that you feel that way about me considering that I'm pretty secure in who I am. Submitting pictures to a site that I like to help keep the content original doesn't mean that I'm insecure. Also, on that note I am not defending my nose. I am simply stating that I like it no matter what some low-life forum lurkers have to say. Do you know me in person? Have you seen my face up close? No? Then you're opinion bears no weight. And considering that my nose fits well with my face, and that my genetics are thankfully pretty good in the aging department, I'll probably even be more confident with myself as I mature. Good try though – A for effort. 🙂

          • Ass of Jacks

            Haha, someone just got their asses handed to them. That's the problem with anonymity, these jack-asses wouldn't have the balls to talk to your face, let alone insult it. Keep up the good work!

          • John

            Lauren, your wit and fencing skills are wasted on those beneath your contempt. You have class, and those of truthsyrup and lev's ilk do not. They are something one wipes off the bottom of one's shoes.

        • Lev

          If I actually thought for a second that I would get tail by commenting on internet pictures, I would shoot myself. But not before my fiancee would slam my dick in an oven door.

    • Brad

      OMG her eyes, lips, body…….. you r correct sir, jus beautiful!!!

    • abc

      Meh… I could go for less LG and MOAR Whitney S. Just sayin.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      She always stands out regardless of the competition, a natural beauty, and most importantly: not just on the outside.

      Dear Lauren, if we ever meet I want to pinch your ass a bit, is that OK? ❤

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • LTW

      Thats an exceptionnally good shot of her eyes isn't it..

    • Soft Taco Juice

      She's good looking for sure but the thing that stands out about her pics:

      1. High quality camera – fanttasic focus makes pics stand out
      2. Always good lighting – makes pics stand out
      3. She knows how to apply make up, lashes, and dress
      4. Oh yeah, and she is relatively attractive

      • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

        My camera is pretty baller and I definitely spent a pretty penny on it for just that reason but I will say that 95% of the photos that I submit are taken with my MacBook webcam because my Canon seems to be charged 2% of the times that I attempt to take a picture reppn' the Chive.

        But just to clarify, I am only wearing eye shadow in the picture and I rarely if ever wear makeup or get creative with my style/wardrobe since I am retarded when it comes to style. My eyelashes are freakishly large naturally so there is no applying of lashes (btw, you can usually tell if upper eyelashes are real or fake by looking at the length of the lower lashes, and I also have freakishly large lower lashes). I've been lucky to have good skin thanks to genetics and NOT wearing makeup, so that's all just thanks to my folks.

        • timtam

          WOW – you sound SO DAMN AMAZING. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

          I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVEEEEEEE U LG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          trolls be DAMMED – LG is NUMERO UNO 4EVA

          PS- You can go and DIE Guesty you stupid DICK

        • MATT

          LG, for what its worth, you rock. I like how, in addition to being hot, you also stand up to people and claim your turf!

          • marco

            holy fuck…you dudes need to pull your head out of her arse just a bit. fuck…

          • 9039

            Come on, man. Pull your tongue out her ass. It's pathetic.

    • abnsldr

      LG's nose makes her her and as sexy as she is I find her nose quite attractive. I know I'm probably gonna get alot of "ass kissing" comments but I have a friend that has a nose just like LG's and she is extremely attractive as well. So its not just LG's but LG does have a much sexier body.. 🙂

    • patov40

      Ah "Guesty" and "Truth", valiantly holding the troll line while the rest of the Chivers enjoy the website. Keep on being the true "attention whores" around here! You're just making us laugh at you at this point. Seriously, what are you trying to accomplish? All you seem to be doing is displaying your talent for saying the same thing over and over again. *YAWN* B)

      • Brother Maynard

        Be quiet. You're just as lame as they are.

        • patov40

          Thank you for your contribution. It has been taken under advisement and subsequently rejected. Feel free to join your compatriots on the side of talentless posters who bore the majority of us.

  • joshuaaaa

    #19 those eyes!!!!!

    • Shawn

      wooowwwww, saw these and i couldnt stop looking, gorgeous

    • radkins

      I just drowned in the blue abyss of her eyes!

    • Coolest Michigander

      Oh hai, most perfect face ive ever seen.

    • Tillman

      Those freckles are pretty damn neat too. She's really beautiful.

      • Craig B from CT

        fell in love! I think I speak for most when I ask for MOAR!

        • Jim

          I'll second that…MOAR!!!!

          • Ethan

            I'll third that! Amazingly gorgeous. Blue eyes and freckled. Gotta love. MOAR

            • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

              I'll fourth that!

              • Kraster

                And fifth that! Wars have been started for less.

                • Pegger

                  6th'd. How many votes until she becomes Chivette of the week?

    • Bigfoot

      I can't help but stare, and I lose every time

    • Dylan

      Gorgeous! Love the eyes, and the freckles. Well, the whole thing! MOAR!

    • Kc Jo

      these eyes*

    • http://twitter.com/B_Abt @B_Abt

      i'm drowning in those ocean blue eyes

  • NebraskaGuy

    #6 Good lord your husband is one lucky guy!!

    • Guesty

      Good lord you are a whore

      • Guesty

        Guesty you are such a pussy

        I'm the real Guesty and stop using my name.

        Apologize to this nice girl.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          No _I_ am the real Guesty! Now apologize to NebraskaGuy, Guesty, me, Paula, Guesty and the lovely lady above!

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

          • NebraskaGuy

            Fuck yeah, thanks Paula!

    • nate

      thanks to you, your husband, and all his buddies #6….i'm sure they would all appreciate the continued support every friday from you and the rest of the chivettes

      • Guesty

        I'm sure they ALL will get support, and not just w pics on Fridays, if ya know what I mean

    • bewbs

      Good lord, those bewbs!!!

    • RAS

      Thank you for the photos and thank your husband for his service.

    • Patches

      I dunno, call me old fashioned but I wouldn't want my wife showing her underwear to all my buddies. Showing naked pics to your friends is something you do with some slut you're banging, not your wife.

      • Hammerhead

        100% agreed. It's just…tacky.

    • frankendoodle

      he will be lucky for about 6 months. ive gone three rounds with this girl and i know for a fact once hes over seas she will be in another bed

      • NebraskaGuy

        Ok that comment was complete bullshit and unnecessary.

        • frankendoodle

          or complete truth and semi unnecessary. if you dont know then dont speak

          • thatbitch

            Hey frankendoodle your name needs to be be LittleNoodle, or if you want to stop being a pussy you could just admit to these random ass internet users how you were a fucking physco and practically threw this fine ass woman into her husbands arms or as you would say "bed" and that's right, she married the guy she threw you on the curb for. maybe next time instead of resorting to jerking yourself to pictures you came across on the computer, you'll man up and learn how to treat a woman.

  • warren

    #47, #48

    We usually don't start drinking at the office until 2-3 pm on Fridays (i'm on west coast), but our boss just announced that 'due to the nature of today's Sexy Chivers' you may begin drinking right now.'

    • lando

      kinda funny how even the women at my office can't wait for the SC.

      #61, #48

    • pleascarter

      you guys need any help?! my cube life is killin me

    • LC

      where do you work? are you hiring?

    • ddd

      ripe for a sexual harassment case that workplace is

  • NSCACOWBOY

    #6 #7 #8 God Bless you

    • Guesty

      $20 she sleeps with 50% of the new company.

      • Guesty

        Guesty, still using my name I see.

        I'll give you a quarter to go down on me.

        Any-one want to throw in an extra quarter….maybe you buy your mom something at the 7-11, once you get out of her basement.

        • Guesty

          lame

          • Guesty

            Why are you still here, I here your mama calling…..

            • Tits McGee

              *yawn* You're not funny.

    • Eddie

      I really wouldn't appreciate that at all lol

      but eh, it's their relationship.

    • northerner

      That is one lucky soldier! And one hot lady keeping the home fires blazin'!

  • unreal

    #59, #60

    putting the 'fuck' in Bill Fucking Murray

    • AssClown

      59 – Those boobs are fuckin epic!!!

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #60 Dear Diary, Giggity.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1357676916 Sean Runge

    #21 AND #59

    MADE MY PANTS TIGHT

  • into the mix

    #2 hapa fever !!

    • http://remostussy.tumblr.com/ remostussy

      am I wrong or are this chivettes getting hotter every week?

  • teacher

    #60, #60

    Extra Credit has been applied

  • Hand of Fate

    #20, #21, #22 I like the series. 🙂

    • BARTMAN

      she could go further.

  • kingcobra27

    #57 damn can you keep me warm this winter…damn

    • sshuggi

      I'd say so. It looks like she JUST burned her bra.

      • Chiver2

        Yep, the bra lines are sexy.

  • NebraskaGuy

    #24 KEEP sending in those pictures …don't ever stop! 😉

    • todrunkd2fck

      one of the best pics, love it

  • ss396maxx

    Winner winners Chicken Dinners #39 #48

    • keepinitreal

      I suspect 39 is a dude…need further evidence of femininity prior to fapping again.

  • Pez

    #14
    Yes i will 🙂

    • penguin slayer

      moer of this girl please!

  • Nick702

    #1 My what sexy pupils you have

    • Moar

      she's just hot…

    • st0n3r

      Didnt know Rihanna was a chiver

  • https://www.facebook.com/pctechjunkie429 Kyle White

    Holy shat #48. We demand MOAR!

    • oh my

      FTW!!!!

    • oh my

      FTW!!!! Unbelievable!

      • dudeontheranch

        wow….just wow #48….

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1065600053 Josh Mills

      yes we do demand more… killin it !!

    • MATT

      This set rocked the whole day for me! AMAZING! More!

    • Hack27

      Yes, yes, yes…MORE!

    • Bruce LeeRoy

      Wow #48. Please mama, we NEED MOAR! FTW hands down.

      CAN YOU DIG IT?

  • Wet_tosti

    #15 you got a ghost orb in your room can i come over to make it go away : ) ??

    • Boooger

      There is a moon next to your moon.

    • CameraManJoe

      Oh sorry, Just a stain on the lens. Couldn't help it 😉

  • Tuff Guy

    #24 Hot DAMN!! Happy fuckin' Friday!!

    • Bud Lee

      I hope she has the same enjoyment from being featured this time….that is one damn fine tush

      • xwozztt

        Agreed keep that arse coming!

  • will

    #61

    Asa Hope has a fantastic smile imho

  • Nathan_Wind

    #35 I'd like to untie that bow with my teeth.

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    #24 – mindin' that GAP! #34 – let me lend you a hand my dear…

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