Timing is everything (26 Photos)

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  • Paula's mom

    #6 Wrong place to do crunches bro.

    • TonyHorton

      Ab RipperX

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    #1 I thought this was another Battlefield 3 ad

    • Glaspotron

      Thought the same exact thing mate

    • Slick_Nick

      Nope, just Greeks being Greeks :p

    • truth

      Now this would make me watch soccer.

      • Frankee

        Football, dude!!

        • Hi There


          • Valdez


            • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne


  • b0ils


    • b0ils


      • SpacemanSpiff_


  • trig45

    aaaannnd the award for dumbest comment of the day goes to………. BOILS! lets give em a round of applause

    • Funaki

      think you're good competition for it.

    • DumpfaceKilla


    • Hellfire

      You've got troll blood in you….an' I'm lookin' to spill it.

  • Nathan_Wind

    #12 I hate it when I'm fishing and I get attacked by giant chocolate crullers too.

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      flying assholes

    • SARmedic

      Chocolate starfish.

      • The_Dood

        I wonder what flavor the water is.

  • jasonsapunka

    #1 This is essentially what it feels like to have eaten fast food.

    • kuhanluke

      I agree

  • Yogi


    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

      What they SHOULD have done to those D-bags at "Occupy [fill in the blank]"

      • you are a douche

        what they should have done to your mother's cunt during the third trimester

        • Brutal Deluxe

          A strong police presence? Self-entitled douchebaggery? Please clarify your comment, it lacks meaning.

          • Deluxe Brutal

            was probably implying have the dog attack SimonPhoenix's mother's cunt during the third trimester.

        • SpacemanSpiff_

          I want to give you more thumbs up but i cant, so im telling you

      • its_forge

        Same thing they did to the D-bags at Tea Party rallies, namely utterly fucking nothing.

    • mouchette

      seems legit

    • SimonSez

      It was from the london riots few months ago, that and the guy seriously shouldn't have aggravated the dog either.

  • Big Brain

    #3………….FIND HER.

    • Master_Rahl

      funny, I was making the same face as the kid when I looked at this one.

  • this one

    this is my chance to write something funny and make the top page of the comments!

    • Jeffster

      Guess not then.

    • Byrne0ut

      swing and a miss

    • Jack Knife


    • Mike

      You blew your chance y writing that statement

      • Just Sayin'

        Thanks for clearing that up for him.

  • http://twitter.com/DanaShades @DanaShades

    #19 meanwhile in Sweden…

  • nananamatman

    Perfect timing is anytime you get home and Bill Fucking Murry (shirt) is on your front porch!

  • SolidusSnake420

    Round One. FIGHT!!! #25

    • 2pumpdump

      would of made a wicked .GIF

  • Nick_FTW

    #5 he is just a child for Christ sake

    • Hellhead

      he is a sith lord though…

    • Paul

      The next frame would have shown the little kid spinning and cutting him in half like a BOSS SHOULD… #5

    • cajun carrot

      He's killed the yunglings.

    • lolllly

      they have to learn early. if they can't they don't deserve to live.

  • Pepermunt9

    #19 haha don't obey gravity, just plank everywhere >.< >;D

  • http://thechive.com/ JTJGME

    #3 My reaction exactly

    • SARmedic


    • Paul

      He just found out what a boner is… #3

      • 65ElCamino

        He masterbated soon after

  • sshuggi

    #14 Well—shit.

    • Dave

      yeah…. Pictures of illegal use of white phosphorus on Palestinian civilians isn't really funny.

      • Byrne0ut

        I agree. War Crimes by any other name

      • Country Boy

        BTW, its only illegal if the country signed the Geneva convention and considering the Palestinians regularly rain rockets/mortars/artillery down on Israel, can't say they down deserve it…

        Also, they don't just randomly fire the rounds back at the Palestinians, they use counter-fire radar which means there was a rocket attack or something that was just launched from that area.

        • Yo Singh

          This was fired by a Helicopter.

        • metrocenter

          Not true. The fourth Geneva Convention is specifically for the protection of civilians (non-signatories), so your understanding of what is "illegal" tells me you don't know what you're talking about.

          The State of Israel signed on to the Geneva Conventions in 1951. Therefore, it is obligated to honor it. Palestine cannot sign on until it is a state: the U.S. and Israel refuse to let this happen (as shown by the recent veto threats).

          The conventions also put severe restrictions on any occupier of a territory, and they explicitly forbid collective punishment. (In other words, watch your use of "they"…these people did not shoot rockets.)

          White phosphorus is defined by international treaty as a incendiary weapon, which in this case was used like napalm against civilians.

      • Country Boy

        …can't say they don't deserve it*

        • Uchiha

          children, woman, elderly , innocent people attacked by white phosphorus
          and you are saying they deserve it !
          try to be there for one second and you will run like a bitch for sure
          be human at least once in your pathetic life
          stop racism

    • Rod

      thats a sad story…

    • Justin

      Doesn;t really look like a Willy P

    • matt

      to all of you people commenting on this picture:
      i am a soldier in the the israeli military (IDF) and believe me i could assure you that we do all we can to not harm civilians. i know exactly where that pic was taken, it is a UN building in the gaza strip. the Palestinians fired rockets at one of our cities (pop. 300000) from that building, thinking we wont fire back because it was a UN building. we obviously dont want to hurt the innocent, but i care much more about my women and children than theirs. they even fire at us from schools so that shows how much they value their children. im also an american and a chiver just like you who just wants to live in peace…thats all. either way i agree this photo is in bad taste. please show sympathy for israel, we are not the bad guys. everyone have a good weekend and chive on!

      • Dancing Frog


        Your bombs and violence will never put an end to their bombs and violence.

        (If you beat the shit out of someone in a street fight, they don't give up and behave–they figure out a way to get revenge.)

        And stop with the "us" and "them" crap–that's part of the problem.

        • matt

          yes you do have point there but we dont really have any other choice…unless you have any good ideas? i mean what could we do more? we completely left the gaza strip and even though we have siege(rightfully so, otherwise iran would give them weapons at free will) we still supply them with power and water. what else can we do? i'll tell you this shit wouldnt happen in america and you know it. i dont want to turn this into a political discussion but honestly, its hard to negotiate with people who dont want peace, meaning they refuse to accept a jewish state and arent willing to talk to us at all, so what should we do, sit back and let them terrorize us?
          also i dont get it, whats the problem with using "us" and "them"? im israeli they are palestinians. we should have the same interests but we dont so i agree thats the problem, but its reality.

    • ensergio

      This is why the rest of the world hates USA

  • kay

    #23 STFU

    • Yo Mamma


      • Brutal Deluxe


  • Verbal_Kint

    #15 I can shoooooow you the woooorld…..

    • SARmedic

      Nemo 2 – Nemo Unleashed

    • MatadorPride

      well played, kint…well played.

    • John Goodman

      a brannnnnd neew worrrld, dont you dare close your eyes!

  • ...

    #9 MIROSLAV KLOSE of GERMANY!! the best!

    • ???

      fraid' not

    • Leonel Libreyloko

      Mhhhm, no. He's a brilliant player, but not quite the best.

    • 2pumpdump

      at what diving?

  • Spencer_on_Fire


  • MylesofStyles

    Nothing worse than that spare tire on your midsection. #6

    • Master_Rahl

      that's a hardcore workout. he must have abs of solid granite

  • misschris

    #11 Birds are such assholes.

  • Adam

    #21 Clearly not a Canadian..

    • drew

      What was your first clue?



  • Ian.

    #15 and #25 are my favorite in this album, perfectly timed nature shots

  • Brad

    #13 Oh Carp!

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