There’s just nothing like a low down dirty good time (33 Photos)

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  • blub_glub

    #14 & #31 ewww .. someone give me some soap to wash my eyes

    • Peter Pan

      He's dressed pretty decent and has a groomed beard. Anyone else wonder how he does that?

      • caleb

        I just want to clip those bastards and slap him. Wrong of me? Fuck no.

    • crazydog

      stroke the furry stairs….my stairwell is gonna look like a fucking werewolf

    • Chivacy Please

      What is seen cannot be unseen!

  • That guy...

    #4 go ahead, stick your foot in.

  • That guy...

    #5 Pedobear approved.

    • flosen_one

      It´s so unbelievably wrong. It has to be "aN early start", not "a early start"…

      • http://www.pedobear.com PedoBear_Approved

        I was thinking future chivettes? is that wrong?

      • DollaDollaTip!

        in todays economy… extra help is needed sometimes.. lol jk that is wrong.

  • That guy...

    #11 irony…pig..pig..

    • wad

      cool story bro^

    • Tom

      wow….original joke is original.

      • spoon

        Obvious troll is obvious…

    • Other guy

      When will the internet learn the meaning of irony?

      THAT IS NOT IRONIC!

  • Still_Counts

    #3 – I'll believe it when i see it…

    #10 – Sooo Yummy!

    • jrey81

      #10 Female support system… awesome…

  • That guy...

    #14 "Rapunzel, Rapunzel…let down your weave"

    • Other Guy

      hate to break it to you…that weave is not from her hair.

  • Wickedslick

    #17 I laughed so hard when I first saw this scene

    • theonehodge

      "It's the pleats. I'm actually taking them back now…back to the pant…the pants store"

      • Dunny_

        Don't act like you're not impressed.

        • Trent

          "I gotta situation I'm trying to walk off here"

    • illeaturfamily

      i thought it would make a great .gif…

  • That guy...

    #33 Facing wrong way, dipshit..

    • Quincy

      cool story brah

    • jared

      I suggested this photoshop…feel kind of relevant!

    • That guy...

      obviously photoshopped. the real picture he's catching a baby who's returning from space….

      • Brandon

        Really…you had to explain that, as if it wasn't obvious

        • TheAutomaticMan

          get trolled son!

  • That guy...

    #32 "you coiming out to the club tonight, Dave?"… "Nah man im just gonna stay home with my monkey"

    • Frank's Shirt

      St. Louis Zoo FTW!

      "Why can't they bring back a good show, like BJ and The Bear. Now there's a concept I can't get enough of, a man and his monkey." -Brodie Bruce

  • FloppyRocks

    #10 Lifting weights. You're doing it right.

    • Lifter2

      No. If it's so heavy your back might snap, maybe you shouldn't.
      Although I must say the girl lifting is totally fine.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      There are weights?

    • Ian S.

      This is perfect spotting technique for squats btw.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #15 cant tell the difference

    • meee

      the one on the right looks like that gay dude from twilight ….well at least the one that turns into a wolf.

    • Mandalor

      why does he look like Jessica Alba.. makes me head hurt.

  • potzy

    #12 – For some reason this picture sprung to mind: http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/110/11006

    • kidn

      draw me like your french girls

    • E.T.

      Find her !!!

    • Mr. H

      "Draw me like one of your french girls"

      • Mr. H

        meh…

  • Illicit-Weaponry

    #31 fuck that guy

    • Tom

      I rather not.
      But if that's what you want to go for then go ahead.

    • Luurtsy

      How the fuck does this guy put on a shirt in the morning?

    • Lev

      "Why yes, I did lose my mind years ago."

  • blub_glub

    #12 inquiring all paula jokes below

  • saucypants

    #13 Thanks for the hot tip Quincy.

  • Your Name Here

    #24 – Morons like this shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

    • Tom

      well…are you going to stop him?

      • SuperiorTo8

        Involuntary castration. My favorite sport

        • Brandon

          Sounds like a perfect tv show.

    • keepinitreal

      Terrible babysitter is terrible.

    • Tommy

      Looks like we've got some CrossFitting Chivers. Awesome

      • I heart burpees

        Oh hells yes! Love me some overhead squats! This is dangerous though and not impressive…

    • Raph

      so you must have a whole bunch of experience with overhead squats right? if so then i would maybe value your thoughts here. this is perfectly safe with someone who has done this move before.

      • 2pumpdump

        and you sir….are an idiot.

    • .sdfg

      child abuse, man is moran.

  • MattKL

    #10 Now that's my kinda workout!

  • Anjin-San

    #28 would never be a problem if you had a bidet..

    • longshot

      girls don't poop

    • huh

      People with bidets don't take showers?

  • not funny

    #32 , penn state statue! to soon?

    • http://www.pedobear.com Pedobear_Approved

      YES! Not too soon, great quote. Other than they molested kids NOT monkeys .. but whatever… something at that young of age I guess.. they are both fuckin animals.

    • Truth

      Kill the program and put 'em all in jail, including paterno.

    • Aaron

      FUCK Jerry Sandusky. He's the little bitch that molested kids, not anybody else in the program damnit. As a current student at Penn State I agree that what happened wasn't right in any way, but seriously know the facts before you accuse the entire program of such a sick crime. Yes, action should have been taken a lot sooner to stop Sandusky's bitch ass from all the perverted shit he did to those kids, but don't go around accusing the whole program of the shit that only one person was doing.

      • Wantomas

        Fact: Paterno knew. A bunch did. No one reported it. They should all be castrated and jailed. Including Paterno. And you're a fucking ignorant retard if you think otherwise.

        • Aaron

          Fact: He reported what was reported to him to a higher authority to him, the athletic director. Yeah, maybe he could've done more, but he did do the right thing. All in all, the situation wasn't handled like it should have been. Sandusky should be jailed for the rest of his fucking life. I'm not being ignorant of the situation, just trying to get the real story out so people aren't misinformed.

  • Dan

    #24 Dad of the Year! At least until he slips.

    • Stan_Dalone

      some people just shouldn't be parents

      • the other Jen

        like you for instance.

        • Stan_Dalone

          you mean Like you for instance

          • FuckoffStan

            Wow great comeback Shit for Brains. Whats next? I know you are but what am I?
            Pathetic

      • Sleep_Salone

        Like your parents?

  • Rollout25

    #10 This is what gyms should be like

    • Hugh

      They are…you just need to go to the gym.

      • http://www.gymjones.com GUESTY

        It's called Crossfit gyms too … hottest babes hands down. Most of them could probbaly outlift most of the Chivers here too …

        • Stan_Dalone

          never ever thoought I would agree with guesty, but he is correct

          • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

            LOl ..not the real guesty (FYI)
            P.S. I didn't sleep last night.. working on beating your record!

            • Stan_Dalone

              good luck, the part I left out was It took me a week to recover

        • 321 Go!

          My wife is a coach and a smokin' hottie! She can crush just about everyone in our box! CrossFit women are the best!!!

          • Dick_Hammer

            Cool! Good for you….thanks for sharing.

  • Tom

    #9

    I can't tell what it says

    • blub_glub

      it reads "om nom nom nom"

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      That you need to watch South Park when they piss on Apple.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – not much of a South Park fan except when they piss on Apple

      • The_Dood

        Or scientology or people that ride obsessively loud motorcycles.

    • Dan

      Human centipede.

    • ross

      It's a picture from the movie "The Human Centipede."

    • jeff

      yeah – what paula says…south park blowing up apple

    • yeahhhson

      Thats taken from inside the south park studio. Its prob around from when they did the 6 days to make south park thing.

    • JOHN

      It says this news segment features two of the most worthless people on the planet.

    • Christian Lander

      Stuff White People Like # 52 Sarah Silverman

      White people love to laugh, so it’s no surprise that some of the funniest people in the world are white! But do not believe that white people find all types of humor funny. BET Comicview for example is not considered funny, and white people generally get little to no enjoyment out of the program.

      The easiest way to find out if a comedian is approved by white people is to see if they get mentioned on music blogs or have ever given an interview where they talk about how much they love The Magnetic Fields, Of Montreal, or The Shins. But this does not guarantee white acceptance.

      If the topic of comedy comes up, the best thing to do is talk about how much you love Sarah Silverman. White people can’t get enough of her!

      Her whole shtick is about saying really offensive things! But it’s ok because she’s pretty and has a small voice so it all sounds so cute! Get it? It’s not offensive, because when she says racist or sexist things she knows they are offensive. So it’s ok.

      Much as white women will say that John Stewart is their perfect man, it is fully acceptable and encouraged for white men to say that Sarah Silverman is their perfect woman.

      Sarah Silverman is also considered an “alternative comic” which essentially means she is universally loved by white people, but not enough so that she can be a movie star.

      Other acceptable ‘alternative’ comedians: David Cross, and the Comedians of Comedy (Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, and Zach Galifinakis).

      Also acceptable: Any comedian who shares your ethnicity.

      WARNING: under no circumstances should you EVER list Dane Cook as your favorite comedian. The wrong kind of white people like him. And mentioning him will cause white people to lose all respect for you.

  • Thomas

    what's written there? *searches for glasses*

    • Wonder_Boy

      it's the "design" from The Human Centipede

      • dashete

        Glaring caption aside: You have to wonder what type of person's pop-culture references include The Human Centipede but not Sarah Silverman

  • SuperiorTo8

    #8 Now THATS a convenience store

  • Bonnie

    #10
    I need a spotter like that!

    • Stan_Dalone

      I don't need a spot like that , I do want to watch that though

      • Jimmy

        more like i need to spot someone like that

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