Burn your over-shoulder-boulder-holder (40 photos)

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  • ROK247

    #2 HIGH BEAMS

    • OM NOM NOM

      Cougar HID High Beams

    • AssClown

      Didn't her mom told her it's impolite to point?

      • http://www.gearlocal.com Paula's Vagina

        her mom must be 100 by now.

    • MOARSSS

      Who is that?????

      • 80's Baby

        Thats what I want to know.. anyone??

    • Yak Surfer

      I count 5 trophies, right?

    • StaticFX

      christ, you could hang your towel on one of those

      • Christ

        I don't need a towel…I just miracle my ass dry.

    • Lloyd Christmas

      Tractor beams….sucked me right in.

    • bound2drift

      I think she's wearing a bra but has epic nipples.

    • http://www.brettadamsga.com/ BrettAdamsGA

      talk about a mouthful

    • Nova79

      And the rest of the body to go with it, gotta love those legs, ready to spread wide.

    • its_forge

      What are those trophies she's holding, awards for Most Awesome Rack?

    • 2pumpdump

      flip her over and use her as chip dip

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001833037539 Adam Kedzior

      That pic ruined the whole post for me…
      nasty..

  • No You

    #30 #34 tit-tays!

  • JHarris

    #32 How can I keep calm when those puppies are staring me in the face?

    • Dustin

      Keep Chive and Boob on…titty related dyslexia.

    • Grissa

      Sweet jesus those are just begging to be freed…

    • wells11490

      Keep Calm and WHAT!?!?!?

      • DeDav

        WHY COULDN'T I HAVE SAID THAT FIRST?!?! GAH! KEEP CALM AND WHAT?! KEEP CALM AND WHAT?!

  • JHarris

    #39 Never. Gets. Old.

    • dwah

      But she will. She should set those puppies free while we're still drooling

      • yep, they're big

        she has at least once. jordan carver, i believe.

        • dwah

          Yes that's Jordan Carver, german goddess extraordinaire. If you know of a pic of her in full boobage glory then for all that's holy please share!

          • I'm me
            • Beat Fucking Army

              I'm me = Chiver of the year.

              • JHL1

                So typing "jordan carver nude" into google images is all it takes to become chiver of the year?

                • 2pumpdump

                  yep

              • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

                YES, and the fact that you have beat Army makes you even better.

                Unless you are Air Force, but if you are Navy or Marine Corp ..

                THEN MOTHER FUCKIN' you are correct .. I'm me = CHIVER OF THE YEAR!

            • McG

              You sir are my hero…

              • dwah

                YES!! Is there moar?

              • http://www.facebook.com/joshua.polonowski Joshua Polonowski

                couldnt have said it better myself

    • BOOBWATCHER

      I WANT T0 TOUCH HER BWEBS NOW GODDAMMITT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HER BAPS ………………………..MAKE ME WANNA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FAP FAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAKE ME WANNA FAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAhahaha …I JUST WANNA FAP FAP .MAKE WANNA FAP FAP ….HAhahaha…….=/

      • Mr. H

        hahaha wtf

    • Lou

      No it doesn't.

    • PianoFingers
    • James

      Defiantly not FLBP, that's more like CLBP – Current Lower Back Problems!

  • Yepper

    Yep.

  • TJtx

    #13 #14 yummy

    • posted this

      chipped my tooth on #13 once……

    • winston

      chive, find her!

    • steeb2er

      #14 is Samaire Armstrong

    • Nlarkin

      At first I was like. Oh dear god, 4 nipples. But then I was like Pierce ALL the Nipples.

      • james

        sad really… the body should not be molested like this…

        • Smuggler

          Shut up, James.

        • derp

          I agree…nothing pink should be pierced! Maybe some of you guys like metal in your mouth…not me.

    • Deflater Mouse

      #13…..I'm in love.

  • USAF

    #32

    Real girls FTW

  • Mr Lucky

    #2
    You deserve an award or somethin….. Err …nevermind. Just Thanks!

    • Anderson

      MOWER!

    • Patches

      The Fakest Set of Fake Tits Ever award?

  • ROK247

    #32 keep calm and underboob

    • a_schoenoprasum

      best shirt design yet chive.

    • Clark

      I'd like to thank Chive for this display of what often makes a man's day, week, month…

  • berkshires

    #30 what a beautiful picture!!

  • Boo....b

    #9 another letter "b" fell off

    • James

      Oh, I thought that she has four nipples!

  • Ian

    #13 Gotta love the piercings!

    • http://www.brettadamsga.com/ BrettAdamsGA

      I love nipple piercings, and her's are FINE.

  • Jackson

    #1 is amazing

    • PSU

      notice the PSU hat?

      • David

        Looks like FSU. Penn state is blue/white, while Florida state is red/gold

        • Here's Johnny

          FSU

      • MOAR

        Are you sure that isn't FSU?

    • Bennett

      I dont mean to be pedantic (yes I do) but she is technically wearing a sports bra.

      • desertsteel

        Yes she is and they still can't be contained….

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000165981989 John LeTard

        I was thinking the same thing, but at the same time, I forgive her.

        • David

          NEED MOAR!!!!

        • Ha.Ha.

          seriously…is that your last name in real life??? Combined with that picture…priceless!

    • NoNonsense

      another reason i love FSU! FSU FTW

    • shannon

      her name is Jessie a friend of mine haha….never thought I would see a chick I know

  • PewPew

    #24 Winner!

  • mike hunt

    #13 I love u

    • yep

      Go ahead and lick all the metal you want…I'll take 100% nipples any day, minus the metal.

  • Jayavc

    #24 get my vote FTW

    • Eh.

      Are we suppose to be voting? Nobody told me this was a vote.

    • Joe

      gets my vote too

  • Ahoy

    #13 – pierced…. mmmm mmm good

  • dorkfish

    one….err two of each

  • Euge

    #39 we need a Jordan Carver vs Denise Milani boob-off

    • Truth

      way too big

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Does that refer to the condom you just tried on? Reference: Seanbaby.

        • Truth

          No, I was referring to your mom's gap when she asked me to rear-end her

          • http://www.tube8.com fortyOZ_mike_mike

            Well Played, Sir.

    • Jag

      No we don't. Those mother-fuckin tease bitches can either show all or fuck off.

  • DrLeppiwinks

    #32 underboob > sideboob > cleavage

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      to each their own man

      my personal choice is Cleavage > Underboob > Sideboob

    • lonin

      They're all good.

      • http://www.facebook.com/ajay.dacosta Ajay Da Costa

        underboob = sideboob = cleavage?

  • http://twitter.com/asylumstudio B Line (@asylumstudio)

    #39… wowzers

  • CFCL22

    #27 Call Me?

    • http://www.tube8.com Nagger_please

      Call you what?

  • http://www.facebook.com/zac.judkins Zac Judkins

    #15 #26 #29 #32

    Damn the Chivettes are bringing it to this post. God bless you, and can we please put the bra industry out of business!

  • chicago

    #2 – what hot mother-f'in MILF. Can't look away.
    #7 #32 #35 Jezz I love boobs. I love these Chivette boobs today. Spank you, spank you very much!

    • Maynard B.

      2- Gives us middle-agers hope.

      • Andy

        Absolutely!

  • R2GFan

    #7 Perfect!

    • Seth

      Holy shit….Bacardi Oakheart!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002201223649 Joe Depoe

      #30 #35 #39 sweet as honey drips i love the nips.

    • Smuggler

      #7 Her shirt looks so soft which makes her boobs look so soft which makes my weenis not soft.

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=80000400 Pj Donofrio

        I couldn't agree anymore!

    • Wally

      THAT . . . would be a great underboob post.

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