Animals that you and I both know don’t suck (33 Photos)

  • brad

    #18 is just a reindeer (or caribou). Or am I missing something?

    • Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

      It fits the gait of the "Haters gonna hate" meme.

      • brad

        thanks! Didn't see that one 🙂

        • IndyGirl

          It's also an albino

          • brad


          • Really?

            No, I spray paint them white. That is why they are so rare – I can only do so many at a time.

          • sdp


    • its_forge

      It's a particularly fabulous caribou.

    • tod

      trey parker inked an alien somewhere in the trees

    • That guy...

      This what i see when i think of Taylor Lautner playing a Warewolf in a movie…

  • SJay

    #27 awwwwww

    • MattKL

      Couldn't help myself, I said it too.

      • myself

        Same here.

    • Hero_ofthe_Day

      That made my day

  • Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

    #17 Hey bro, 'sup?

    • SimonPhoenix

      The Fonse's Dog, wingman?

    • Irish

      Haters gonna hate

    • Smuggler

      #17 Nice popped collar, douchebag.

  • Allie H

    #23 #32

    • BentWrenches

      #23 had me rolling,#32 just topped it off.

  • thisaintgatorade

    #8 ME GUSTA

    • derro


  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #10 …so i sez to tha missuss "what you mean dont crap on our lawn? we dont got no house!!"

  • sshuggi

    #25 Do! Not! Want!

  • Rachael

    #2 That is my counter
    Get off of it
    You are a dog

    You don't even fit

    • Josh Gorter

      Some people may not get your comment so I thought I would help <img src=>

      • Didn't get it

        much love josh

  • MrAliasMan

    #30 Oh its on once i get out of this ridiculous thing.

    • BType13X2

      prediction dog mauling goes up 500% after people view this picture and think its a good idea.

    • Brian

      If I was strapped to a hottie like that, I would not mind.

  • MattKL

    #10 Meanwhile in Montana…

    #17 Jersey Shore dog?

    • mcdonald

      #10 More likely in Canada due to the Blue Jays cap

      • tapsnapornap

        Not much to go on but it really looks like the bar in Longview, Alberta

    • JDB

      #17 Hadn't seen Seal in a while…

  • MD33


    WTF is that???

    • dumber than his kid
      • tapsnapornap

        Not an Akita, and neither is the dog in the link…unless it grew a stringy coat…

    • Adam Purcell

      That would be a Cagapantolones Superior, or in layman's terms "ultimate pant shitter", due to to its propensity to cause instant, terror-driven defecation in the pants of its' prey.

    • dashete

      Looks like a Rott-Lion. Survives on a steady diet of Ligers.

    • novemberjuliet

      looks like a Caucasian Ovtcharka. males usually weigh at least 120lbs and they are notorious for snapping, and attacking people when they least expect it. they were bread to protect herds of sheep from bears and wolves. they are not well suited as domestic pets.

      • natekron

        Yep, caucasian shepherd – that's what I thought, too. One of these sons of bitches bit me when I was 12 – it was our dog so he let go pretty quickly when he realized who I was – still left an inch long scar on my arm. On the plus side, it makes for an amazing guard dog :-)…

    • TheAndychrist


    • Eddie

      Tibetan Mastiff

      • Jason

        its a tibetan mastiff, it looks like a caucasian sheepherd but its a mastiff

      • todrunk2
        • dave

          Mastiffs don't have long hair

          • Smuggler

            Well this apparently does, as it is a Tibetan Mastiff. Many people have already let you know this.

          • J.r

            you tell it that!

        • mouchette

          Definitely that Tibetan Mastiff. There's only one pic in that link where the dog doesn't look terrifying.

          • Ricardo

            We had a Napolitan Mastiff in my family.He was a train wreck. He kept breaking out so once they put a chain with wire on him and the bastard broke it. I hope the one they have on this monster is very stern for the sake of whatever he´s barking at

      • Paul B


        • Sydawz

          Jim Butcher Rulz!

      • sticky

        It`s turkish mastiff actually

    • Mrs_Conejo

      What a beast!! that is the most ready to kill you dog i have ever seen.

    • Underhill

      If you have one of these people will not
      ignore the ''beware of dog'' sign.

      • lonin

        That's why you get a chihuahua and keep it out front to lure them in.

    • Final

      Looks like a Caucasian Shepard. They get HUGe there is an article on cracked. If some one wants to compare. They look identical. HUGE dogs. (call em wookies.)

    • jlg

      Tibetan mastiff, they have long brown and black fur, are huge, and mildly aggressive. Please don't even think of getting one unless you know how to train dog well.

      • techno

        I've wanted this dog for soooooo long, the only reason i haven't got one is i dont think i'd have the time to keep it fully trained

  • SimonPhoenix

    #33 – My Precious!!

    • Jed

      I'll never be as happy

  • Josh Gorter

    #6 RAWR I'm the lochness monster.

    • Underbaker

      I thought it was a chupacabra.

  • womp

    #7 way too much yayo last night

    • ronald R.

      zoboomafoo's black cousin

  • womp

    #20 "ya…you see we're putting the cover sheet on all tps reports now"

    • ShaHiROHara

      teeheehee that made me LOL

  • MonkeyMadness

    #28 Reminds me of the Looney Toons cartoon where the big bull dog, Marc Anthony, keeps a kitten as a pet but tries not to let the woman see it. 🙂

    • carlos

      like a boss

  • Kodos

    "..why are you not on theCHIVE?.."

    • Firefighter23

      Minecraft can wait…pay attentions to me.

      • guestyguest

        Definitely not minecraft. Like at all.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #1 WTF? There's bear shit in this water!

  • Dude

    #33 Feels goooooood, maaaaaan….

  • NotRonJeremy

    #15 I for one welcome our ner bee overlords
    #18 Haters gonna hate

    • ChelseaRules

      #15 with #5 leads me to believe it's the end of the world.

    • BentWrenches


    • Connor

      "I for one welcome our new bee overlords"

      Well played.

  • Bon_nie

    Poor cat 😦

    • Dr_StrangePants

      that cat's better fed then i am in gradschool

      • its_forge

        Overfed, probably diabetic and when he gets older his joints are going to complain, and more overweight cats die from cancer too.

        • Bon_nie

          That's exactly what I meant. Food is good, don't get me wrong! But that's just crazy.

    • Josh Gorter

      Surprised Paula hasn't jumped in on this yet.

      • jeffy

        howcum paula and standalone disappeared at the same time?

        • me.

          cowcum you care?

  • etcrr

    #26 How many Pandas does it take to topple a tree? I am guessing they are about to fnd out

  • SushiMutilator

    #12 and #14 are bloody ninjas!

    • @Pud_Divine

      if thats true these are just simulated images of what they might look like in these situations

  • dashete

    #17 Gets taken on a long walk
    Sill pisses on your favourite shirt when he gets back.

  • Joe

    Screw you guys…. No seriously, SCREW YOU!

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