Meditative yoga, for the Hump Day sophisticate (20 Photos)


  • MIKE B


  • Anonymous

    Okay really….. All that nipple is uncalled for 😉

  • Jaybee

    Wow. Those are big.

    • Captain Obvious


    • Dave

      Too big.

      • Truth

        yes. much too big.

        • Underbaker

          Let me meditate on them a little longer….

          I'm sorry, the more I meditate the less I see your side of the argument.

        • northerner

          very much too big. not attractive.

          • Craigery


      • Maytrix

        Too big only since they are fake.. Real that size would be fine 🙂

        • Dirty Dingus

          If they were real, and that big…they would hang down to her knees. Not my cup of tea.
          I prefer when they don't quite roll over. More than a handful is a waste, as they say.

          • docbrown88mph

            Thats jordan carver, bro. I'm pretty sure they are real.

            • Kiloweed

              hahaha, no… sooo not

          • Yup

            More than a mouthful anyway

            • northerner


        • Dlaka

          they are not fake. Real deal

      • northerner


    • Willem1

      This isn't FLBP, this is LBP

      • Dirty Dingus

        But she's doing yoga to prevent LBP. So this is LBPP.

        • Brutal Deluxe

          This is FAP

    • asdfg

      they're like medicine balls…

    • Biggus Diccus

      Stripper or pornstar?

      • Bob

        Does it really matter?? I for one think we should all go back and look really closely at all the pics. then answer my question….

      • evol

        Jordan Carver

  • Tarah Sellars

    • David

      Well well well….good lady

    • McG

      I think I'll be returning to this post often…

    • Christian Lander

      Stuff White People Like # 15, Yoga

      Although its origins are from India, one can find more yoga studios in white neighbourhoods such as Kitsilano or Orange County than in Kolkata. Participation in this activity requires large amounts of money and time, both of which white people have a lot of. Yoga is basically the practice of stretching for one hour. Stertching should only take five minutes, other peoples would rather spend the extra fifty five minutes playing in an actual sport or spending time with their families and friends.

      Yoga is also an expensive activity. It gives white people the chance to showcase their $80 pants. The cost of four yoga classes is equal to the amount of money it would take to pay for uniforms and travel costs of an AAU Basketball team in the inner city. Lastly like other stuff that white people like, yoga feels exotic and foreign (ties into post #2 about eastern religions) and deep down in some way, white people feel that participation makes up for years of colonial rule in India.

      Please note that opening up Yoga studios in Brampton or Surrey will yield little success

      • ChaseTheWalker

        Umm…… who cares!

      • Rusty Saueblyde

        #11 Your rant reminds me of an old SNL skit; "Gwine get me a shotgun kill all the whitees I sees". The lady is pleasant to look at AND she's limber. Two admirable qualities.

        • Christian Lander

          *I'm white, and never advocated killing anyone. Well done*

    • Sleep_Salone

      Stan, you sound like Hannibal Lecter…Tara, run.

    • A Vet

      Wow, Stan. Not only are you about as cool as Andy Dick, you're about as creepy as him too. The universe must hate you.

  • Dave

    Well need to leave work asap

    • DrROBOTO

      i just went into the bathroom

    • Smitty

      I'm gonna be in my bunk.

    • Jake

      Good luck, walking out without looking funny

  • bill

    challenge accepted

  • Aussiechiver

    Wow. Pretty sure theyre fake, but I couldn’t care less.

    • asdf

      Thank you for not saying "could" when you really meant "could not" like many Americans do.

      • Unfkngblvbl

        it's not an "American" thing…it's a "dumb" thing.

        • BoohYAh

          same thing unfortunately… for most of us…

        • Rest of The World

          same thing.

    • Smitty

      I dunno, might be real. Fakies that big aren't usually shaped like that.
      The multiple shots/angles lend credence… they… um… seem to shift when she is in different positions.

      • Trolllolololol

        Those are fake, her name is Jardan Carver

    • Mr. T

      semi fake. She went from E to HH with a little help.

      • Travis

        A natural E?? That's huge.

    • Johnny

      If you can touch them they are real


        so i guess wax-fruit is real fruit then. dumbass.

        • JOE

          NO. Wax fruit are real boobs. Follow along.

        • dollarbill

          Are these wax titties? dumbass.

  • ajgrieco

    the best way to suffocate

  • Pfizzle

    Jordan Carver…FTW

  • Huell

    Geez… Somebody's fishing for attention! And getting it!

  • Yo Yo Ma

    Jordan Carver. Hot. Only like one nude pic on the Googlematic.

    • Huell

      Doesn't matter. Still fapped it.

    • JHarris

      But it's a damn good pic!

    • Brian

      Link or gtfo

      • newscot
        • Huell

          Damn you! Had to fap it again… If I were in a space shuttle, it would be like living in a snow globe in here!

        • manamana

          Holy crap. Those tits are bigger than her head!

        • TheAutomaticMan

          I hate to break it to you guys, but it's shopped, an amazing job i must say. But do you really think if there were professional pictures of her taken where she shows everything, there would only be one? I imagine it is an accurate depiction of the real thing though.

          • -0l44

            christ, man. get a life.

  • JZiz

    I think her inner peace is located somewhere between them boobies.

    • Underbaker

      I don't know about hers, but that sure is where mine is located.

  • Kevin

    My God. Who is this woman?

    • Dorkfish

      try reading the ten post before you

      • Kevin

        There were only three replies when I hit the submit comment button. But thanks for the smartass remark, Dickfish.

        • BoohYAh

          nice terminology… dick fish.. thats a first

    • MacNCheesePro

      My yoga instructor. She keeps my hips aligned.

    • The Future

      mother of my children

    • Spar

      For the sake of actually answering your question: Jordan Carver.

  • NasaNick


  • Nerfherder

    If balance is key to yoga, she has reached Jedi status.

    • Juice Springsteen

      She could lean backwards on a 45 degree angle and still be balance.

      They would surely weigh a tonne.

    • etcrr

      Ninja status as well as supreme motorboat capability

      • Sleep_Salone

        "Ninja status…" for fucks sake Stan.

      • 849


  • Captain Sexy

    I think I just sprained my eye.

    • GrayBeard

      Dude, you totally just cracked my ass up! Well said.-G

      • Ginger

        Well, its a bout time your ass got cracked dude! =P

    • leafsfan2005

      Comment of the Day.

  • Mitch

    Release them!

  • Sandwhale

    Seriously? ><

  • Trainer

    wow she is smoking hot.

  • ImpressMe

    Sorry…can't get past the fake boobs….man hands….and her enormous feet……. #6 nothing sexy about that at all.

    • jjj

      or you could say "can't get past the fake boobs and that she is German"

    • Slim

      She needs those feet so she doesn't topple over

    • theRealRealist

      Agreed…And if that top wasn't on, those would be down to her belly button…I'm not sure I'd be able to look at those without the top on actually.

    • sterling713

      How long have you known you were gay?

      • ImpressMe

        Since your dad proposed.

    • Ginger

      Dude your crazy. I'd question how natural her figure is but I don't think any other part of her body could more proportionate to her frame. You should probably reevaluate your sexual preference.

      • ImpressMe

        Nah….just prefer my women more petite…..You should probably reevaluate your ability to make an intelligent comment.

        • ROR

          Nah…definitely got bad news for you

  • Riggz

    Enough with photo shop bullsh*t

    • misanthropetb

      That's not photoshop. That's real.
      Her name is Jordan Carver.

    • Jesse

      People who think everything unusual is photoshopped need to grab a brain and get a life…

      • Franklin1138

        And spend some time seeing actually photoshopped pics so they know what the hell they're talking about. Because Riggz clearly doesn't.

    • Smitty

      Are you blind, or just fucking stupid?

      Sure, the natural nature of her endowment may be debatable, but I HIGHLY doubt that there is anyone that could photoplasty identical tits on TWENTY pictures.

      Even if someone had that level of skill with photoshop, they still wouldn't be doing photo sets like these. They would be employed by someone else entirely doing serious work for serious pay.

      I'm one of the first to scream photoplasty, but come on, use your brain.

  • TheBAMFinater

    What I don't understand is why is she wearing clothes?

    • misanthropetb

      Because this is a family site.

    • crazydog

      SHe has denise milani syndrome……billion whores out there stark naked and she thinks more than a handful of dipshits are going to pay her any attention while she's clothed

  • Riggz


    • Stan

      They're not…

    • Smitty

      See above reply to Riggz. Not repeating it for you.

  • SexyChemist

    ahhh too big!

  • dtree12

    well that is a good way to start the day

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