Let’s kickstart the morning off with a nice light stretch (33 Photos)

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  • G Monie

    #3 #6

    Yes please!

    • Nate

      #5…Claire Goddill from Tulane University. Have you seen this chick??? OWN POST NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

      • lameno

        only regret in life so far is Ive never slept with a flexible chick like these girls! GOOD GOD! O-o lol

        • Sluttypanda

          Never too late man

    • Shad

      #6 Hold that pose and my beer will ya.

  • Me.

    #23 My main vein got a good stretch out of this one.

    • You

      I think you mean your internal pudental artery, but nevermind.

      • Steveystevesteve

        Scienced!

  • G Monie

    On second thought, I'd say yes to all of them but #29… Even the dog (#18) is better than that…

    • Kodos

      #29
      aww, c'mon; you learn things from older women…

      • Yeah

        I'd hit it

      • TheMoose03

        Haven't you ever watched the old seasons of Two and Half Men episodes? Older women.. know stuff.

        • Craigery

          figures you wouldn't know by actually scoring with one. typical chiver.

          • TheMoose03

            No, I can't say I have.. I like to stick with people my own age. I don't know if that's too weird for you.. but it works for me.

    • Maynard B.

      I'll bet she was a hottie 50 years ago.

    • Underbaker

      Sooo… you are saying yes to the dog then?

  • Darkside

    by the beard of zeus…..

    • holycow

      Great Odin's raven…

      • Bill Murray

        By the stench of my sweaty, hairy, wrinkly, dirty nut-sack.

  • n word jim

    pretty much the only reason why i take yoga

    • well hung over

      your not fooling anybody pall

    • Christian Lander

      Stuff White People Like # 15, Yoga

      Although its origins are from India, one can find more yoga studios in white neighbourhoods such as Kitsilano or Orange County than in Kolkata. Participation in this activity requires large amounts of money and time, both of which white people have a lot of. Yoga is basically the practice of stretching for one hour. Stertching should only take five minutes, other peoples would rather spend the extra fifty five minutes playing in an actual sport or spending time with their families and friends.

      Yoga is also an expensive activity. It gives white people the chance to showcase their $80 pants. The cost of four yoga classes is equal to the amount of money it would take to pay for uniforms and travel costs of an AAU Basketball team in the inner city. Lastly like other stuff that white people like, yoga feels exotic and foreign (ties into post #2 about eastern religions) and deep down in some way, white people feel that participation makes up for years of colonial rule in India.

      Please note that opening up Yoga studios in Brampton or Surrey will yield little success

      • Real American Ass

        You sir a racist fuck and I am white and poor by todays standards under 20K a year is all i can make at my current job and last but not least I don't like yoga or anykind of stretching. No I am not an overwieght white trash american. I just stay at home in our tiny apartment and play video games with my wife who is also white and dosen't like yoga… though she might fit under the rich catagory if you are comparing to inner city basketball teams travel expenses?? OH and I am from the country in southern ohio so fuck inner city basketball… did i say you were racist… So you argument is invalid

  • Jon

    #14 R2 girl ❤

  • http://twitter.com/LoLrenX @LoLrenX

    I just pulled a muscle scrolling this post.

    • R2GFan

      I'm still pulling a muscle. 🙂

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001739110856 Anthony Ramirez

    #10 how is that even physically possible.

    • Robert

      She was on "So you think you can dance" in the last couple of years.

  • Rollout25

    #24 Could watch that all day

    • JPizzle

      Great idea… I'm going to do that!

    • MonkeyMadness

      You watch while I have my way with her all day. 😛

    • Ziggy

      Nothing like a good stretch before firing a cannonball through two houses.

  • guest

    #10 What sorcery is this ???

    • Yeah Sara

      It's a level 11 hypnotic spell. Very effective.

  • timmy

    #15 moar. please. good lord…

    • SKEWED

      Yes Indeed. #15 FTW

    • Smitty

      And no one has noticed that one of her boobs popped out of her top yet?

  • chivebasti

    nice ride #23 !

    • R2GFan

      You are going to feel a slight pressure…

  • max

    #5

    Fell in love

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Slightly shopped leg.

    • illuminati

      i think that's Claire Goodill…i was trying to google her but then i took an arrow to the knee and a name is all i got

  • gdarkcloud

    #1 and #5 are GORGEOUS! The rest of them for example #3 and #31…just endless possibilities.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      but 31 looks like a dude when you turn your head though.

      • Smuggler

        No. No, actually not at all.

  • Josh

    #29 – FIND HER!!

    • Sangaran

      Mahai cibai lanjiao u

  • mooseknuckle907

    #3 #11 #24
    stay limber ladies

    • that_dude_b

      so much is going right on #11

  • Aggieclassof11

    My girlfriend made the chive! #12

    • Noshedidn't

      Liar.

      • Aggieclassof11

        It's kind of funny that I'm the only one who knows the truth. Fortunately this will be taken down soon because she's pretty pissed her copyrighted photo ended up on here so stare while you can. I'll be seeing her tomorrow, whether you believe me or not doesn't matter the least.

    • ChaseTheWalker

      So did mine! #24

  • etcrr

    #3 #6 these positions cause so many thoughts, Mind Blown

    • Si1entStatic

      Don't get your hopes up with #6 at least while she's drinking that O'doules.

      • 50 boy

        that's a labatt's 50 … she's full goddess now

  • Cookaine

    #all
    is it wrong that i have a boner right now?

    • http://twitter.com/tylermacias @tylermacias

      Only if you don't like women.

    • nojoke420

      It is wrong that your are sharing that news with the rest of us

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #16 i think she might have broken something

    • MonkeyMadness

      Yeah, my zipper! 😛

  • http://twitter.com/tylermacias @tylermacias

    This type of thread should happen more often.

    • http://twitter.com/tylermacias @tylermacias

      Also, I would like to point out dat ass on

      #17 #23

  • myself

    #1 It's what's her name from the Youtube exercise videos who still manages to be extremely sexy and feminine even though you could grate cheese on her abs. I think it's partially the awesome accent.

    • Aggieclassof11

      Her name is Zuzanna

    • zuksofhazzard

      Youtube: charliejames1975 BodyRockTV.

      She used to take "adult" pics. No HC, just pics.

      • Jeffey

        She did do HC, check for her under Susanna Spears, your welcome.

        • http://www.tube8.com Ass_Face_Fart

          Yeah .. she fingered the shit out of herself and used a rather LARGE gauged dildo to stretch out her ….

    • Mars Longhorn

      • http://www.facebook.com/may5683 Megan Young

        Bodyrock.tv

    • Nick

      Fuskator has a ton of her pics. She looked alot better before she got implants. Susana Spears.

  • Whosthatguy

    #24 She makes Mythbusters wayy more interesting than it already is.

    • frankus

      way more interesting. you can just end the sentence there

      • Marcelo

        after all, I think you just can't understand anything they say, can you?

    • Holmespump

      Yeah – her and when they accidentally shoot a cannonball through someone's house.
      http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57338281-71/myt

    • Smitty

      Nah, Mythbusters was already entertaining enough as it is, Kari's attractiveness icing on the cake.

      I just wonder if her Husband knows how effing lucky he is to have won her heart. I mean come on, ridiculously beautiful AND cute (that's a rare mix if you ask me.) Super smart too?

      Fugetaboutit.

      Jeez, just LOOK at this gif!

      – FLBP
      – Gap
      – Yoga pants
      – Fit
      – Stretching

      Kari, I know you won't, but please do a photo shoot with The Chive. You'll get treated better than at FHM.

      • KyleGamgee

        FLBP? She has nice boobs… REALLY nice boobs, but they're not big.

        • Smitty

          I've seen ladies of a similar caliber posted to the FLBP.

        • Always Last

          She paid good money for those things, the least you people can do is label her.

      • ChaseTheWalker

        beautiful and cute? Is that like a car that's fast and quick?

        • Smitty

          Yes, it is. It may sound counter intuitive, but I think there is some sense to be made there.

          Fast car, high top speed. Quick car, rapid acceleration.

          No doubt that the lovely Ms. Byron is beautiful, but I also posit that there is also a certain cuteness to her as well.

        • jim

          subtle but real difference

    • guestyguest

      Kari Byron, you are my goddess

    • MonkeyMadness

      I sure do love me some Kari Byron! *sigh* 🙂

    • Jack

      Have to agree, I think kari doesn't realise how hot she really is. Love it when the camera man deliberately gets a shot of her knickers poking above her jeans. She's saucy!!

  • Oh My

    They could take it right up to the hilt!

  • Charlie

    #6 True love….You know it when you see it.

    • adbusters

      …or American Apparel marketing hitting you in your sensitive spot…

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