There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us (87 Photos)

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  • Dude

    Me so horny!

    • hMMMM

      http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity/pictures/lindsa

      Not the greatest shoot, but everyone should still see it. NSFW.

      • Lindsay Lohan

        Thank god they airbrushed the chankers.

    • Calico

      Whore on!

      • http://thechive.com Johnny K.

        What's wrong, Muffin? Did they not show your picture? I'm sure you're beautiful on the inside…

  • TreeHugR

    Summer is gone, but the skin is still out. Bless the Chivettes, for they warm the heart!

    • CaptainInsano

      I agree, thank you hoes – working hard at it all year

      • dub

        lol

      • The Chive

        That's one of the perks of having hos in different area codes.

    • Lumber Jack

      Just like a dirty fuckin' hippy tree hugger to lay down some stupid bullshit about warming the heart…they're supposed to make your dick hard dumbass.

      • you cunt

        How's that career in construction working out, brainiac?

  • Vantastic

    #4 #87
    Damn chivettes…you sexy!

    • rick ross

      #4 got so much damn booty

      • MacNCheesePro

        #4 I got stuck on that one. For a long time…

        • marco

          a long LONG time. damn…that ass. wow.

    • BoohYAh

      you need to show your faces girls…

      • Office Manager

        not if they want to keep their jobs. but it's nothing to be ashamed of. lulz.

    • https://www.facebook.com/hustla.275 Michel Payette

      Two hotest I've seen in a while

    • Indeed

      My two favs as well. My gawd, the ass on 4….*shivers*.

    • HRS PLY

      Im glad she found the courage…………….. she should have had it all along. DAMN #4 is smoking HOT MORE PICS PLEASE

    • eagle eye

      I'm almost certain #4 is two different chicks…what happened to the tat?

    • HD in HD Please!

      Thank you girls! You are all so sexy!!

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #5 Ron Swonson's Wet Dream

    • Big_Curt

      mine as well

    • BckWdBoi

      Every normal red blooded males also.

    • Simba

      MY wet dream!

    • BckWdBoi

      But me, personally, I prefer the cock…..any takers?

      • etcrr

        meeeee me me me me me me me me me

    • Ron Swanson

      It's Swanson. That looks more like a lot of bacon. I said I want ALL THE BACON AND EGGS THAT YOU HAVE.

  • will

    What ever happened to that girl who tried to hook up with a guy from bio class?

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      Jumped him in class.

    • Colleen

      hey I wanna know what happened there too!

    • The guy in class

      Syphilis

    • Lulzypop

      She came down with a terrible case of "self-respect". The leading cause of defective Chivettes.

  • Yes Sir

    The Chivettes are showing more and more skin weekly and I LOVE it!

    • Anon

      I like skin or less skin equally. Lots of the girls who stay covered up still look great.

    • THE_Yanni

      And a little more love for Shahid Khan!
      #11

    • zingman

      Whores gonna Whore.

  • Mason420

    fifth is the new first

    • FailTrollFails

      your counting voided itself

  • Ben

    #1
    MOAR!!

    • MegaBon3r

      she is very beautiful

    • Jimmy

      Agreed. She's beautiful.

    • https://www.facebook.com/hustla.275 Michel Payette

      IN-credible eyezzzz!!

    • Dawg_Gone_It

      Brunettes with blue eyes are just incredibly sexy to me. Great Odin's raven…. MOAR please.

      • ===D~~

        Couldn't agree more. Instead of all the read head specific posts, I'd do blue eyed brunettes.

        • Tyler Durden

          "Read" head? Why does it have to be exclusive? Red heads and blue-eyed brunettes!

    • Nighteye2

      Much moar! ^_-

    • SER

      An amazing beauty– really stunning.

    • kokko

      make a post with just her. not only 1 pic, 100 pictures of her
      or a calendar

      • withlove#1

        id love to do a calender haha.

    • TylerD

      I know exactly who this is !

  • kate_the_gate

    #14 – I do the same!

    • Allenavw

      Me too! My boyfriend is always like, "what are you doing" and I'm like, "just playin' with my boobs cause I can"

      • Just Sayin'

        But we always get hit when we scratch our balls, why should you be able to play with your boobs? 😦

        • Allenavw

          Maybe you need a girlfriend that doesn't hit you for doin' a little scratching/readjusting?

          • Just Sayin'

            But if I get a girlfriend, I'll no longer be a true Chiver…..

            • Allenavw

              Maybe you need to find a girlfriend that Chives and submits pics? There are cool normal girls out there lol.

              • Just Sayin'

                You're not one of them lol.

                • Allenavw

                  Aaaand that was arandom insult…

                • (Other)Just Sayin'

                  Hahaha, well done, she had no idea.

              • Dare Ya

                Ignore the idots. You are as cool as they come and gorgeous too. Keep chiving and hope to see more pics of you on here soon.

                • Allenavw

                  It’s been so long since I submitted! I’ve seriously got to get it together lol. I’m going to assume the sketchy and gross response wasn’t from you… hopefully.

                  • Dare Ya

                    That sketchy and gross response was definitely not me. Just some juvenile moronic troll.

                    • Allenavw

                      I knew you wouldn’t say something so revolting. So, you ready for Christmas?

                    • Dare Ya

                      Mentally yes, but shopping wise not so much. You?

                    • Allenavw

                      I’m exactly the same! Haha, plus I have to wait for payday… just so I can watch all my money disappear lol. Oh well, tis the season.

              • Dare Ya

                I'd love to stick my throbbing 3 incher in your pooper.

        • KYLExGOOD

          That's because you refer to it as "scratching". Call it "readjusting" instead, that shit is classy.

      • GiGi

        Same Exact Deal!! ..my just insists i Needd to let him give me more attention.

        • Allenavw

          Well that's always good too! But it's fun just to squish them randomly because we can do it whenever we want and they can't 😛

          • GiGi

            i'll agree with that :))

          • CHiver

            Pics or didn't happen

          • CHiver

            Please, I MUST FAP!!

    • JHL1

      My turn!

  • TylerG_76

    #7 Those eyes of yours just made my day! 😀 ❤

    • abc

      Great smile too!

    • SER

      Gorgeous. absolutely beautiful. Nothing beats a lovely smile.

    • Roo

      And you all just made my day! Thank you! 🙂

  • pjsupremex

    #33 the view from here is stellar!

  • SpacemanSpiff

    blijf rustig en bieslook aan dames

    #54

    • wsnydes

      what he said…

    • JDB

      Hell ya

    • Desertsteel

      kan niet rustig met chivettes

    • Anneliev

      Yaaay, ik sta er eindelijk op!

  • Dan Watson

    #10 I believe you should show more

    • DoomsDayDub

      I believe that tattoo is whorrendous, but I forgive you.

    • facepalm

      what classy decent non slutty chivette. Must worship her.

  • pjsupremex

    #21 remnant scratch marks, FTW

    • Sweet D

      haha yep, looked like a fun time!

    • Holy Hell

      Yeah.
      I noticed that right away.
      She must be really something else.
      I'd like to hear that story.

      • dub

        used to be fat.

        • truth

          Wha? Fat girls have scratch marks?

    • anony

      obv it was the cat

    • Elcastino

      Can't blame her boyfriend for loosing control, I would too.

      • hMMMM

        dudes smack, girls claw. Which means….

        • Dick Salad

          I was hoping someone would point that out…

        • truth

          now that is a interesting Chivette.

    • LLD

      Dry winter air – she was scratching (or someone was scratching for her), an itch.

  • jasonsapunka

    #67 has just the prettiest little face.

    • rikooprate

      GHG! MOARRRRR!!!

    • KState

      yeah everything's wonderful…except for that mug…gonna be a fun cotton bowl – go cats!

    • UofA

      WOO PIG SOOIE! Not a thing wrong with that mug, go hogs!

    • Hard to be Humble

      Go Hogs! K State won't know what hit them!

    • HogFan

      She sure is cute……Jonesboro says GO HOGS!

  • Philip J. Fry

    #70…Today's Winner

    • Joe Montana

      I say #4, MY GOOD LORD

    • Elcastino

      Yeah but she should stay out of the tanning beds. A fake tan is not worth the risk of damaging that fine body with skin cancer.

      • Bogus_Shizzall

        What tanning bed?

  • Do0zer

    #10 You are…..I mean, I'm….you….beautiful…………..wow. Just wow!

    • onamission

      Forget her ,here`s the biggest hoe of em all – http://milkyfr3sh.tumblr.com/post/12781157941/obs

      • patov40

        On a mission to do what? Link to a beautiful picture of a beautiful woman? Achievment unlocked! Don't know what the big deal is other than it's surprising that Willow would just put that up in her blog. Wonder what her motivation was to do that?

  • laurennsfw

    #63 why the boob job?! it was going well until i saw the bottom photo, you ruined your previously perfect tits! 😦

    • Truth

      Agreed. Sorry but you're much more fit in the first pic.

      • JOHN

        Ha! I said all of this yesterday and got nothing but negative responses. Fake tits = dumb bitch. gross

        • truth

          well, calling them dumb bitches might have something to do with it.

          • JOHN

            Semantics.
            A 2003 study by University of Chicago sociologists determined that women with larger cup sizes average 10 points higher on IQ tests. Chicks with smaller knockers, have lower IQ's on average.

            • Elcastino

              I'm calling BULLSH*T on this one. There is no way we are looking at the same girl in all three pictures. If this girl was confident enough to post her first picture she would not have gotten TWO boob jobs since then to feel better about herself.

            • skeptical

              Ummmm….skeptical

            • its_forge

              Absolute bullshit. I know women with frightening brainpower who are A cups, and women who could melt concrete with the sheer force of their thought and have vast boobage. No correlation, none.

              • BasicMathSkills

                Thats why its an AVERAGE. 50+150 average to 100. But 150 is more than 50 isn't it?

                • its_forge

                  Zu misverstaen. I know women of varying breast sizes all of whom have massive intellect, since y'know, I work in IT. Big boobed women aren't automatically smarter.

            • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002085195744 Tarah Sellars

              I'd like to see read that study.

              • Crazy

                I'd like to conduct that study!

              • Factoid

                I'll try and find the study for you Tarah, if you will agree to spend the time taking more of pics to submit. You are gorgeous.

        • its_forge

          that third image she looks like something injection molded. I refrained from commenting at all yesterday but yeah, awful.

          • LG Naked
            • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

              do some digging, there's more

            • its_forge

              Broken link?

              • Damn man.....

                It's LG….well….baring ALL…

                • its_forge

                  No I'm saying the link above leads to a page that says "not found." Got a different link for it? 'Cuz googling "obsexxed pretty in pink" leads to dozens of pictures of women who are definitely not LG.

                  • lg?
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                      So you're trolling right?

            • Damn man.....

              Hard to believe Willow threw her under the bus like that. I don't judge, but I'm guessing LG didn't want that pic out in the world like that. Oh well, live and learn!

        • Desertsteel

          Damn…when did high school let out.
          Bunch of Rude SOB's. No couth & no respect.
          Got nothing nice to say???
          Say nothing at all.

          • asdf

            I guess you should STFU then?

      • JOHN

        I've also noticed that plastic surgery is becoming as easy to spot as cgi graphics in movies. Am I the only one who can spot it instantly even if its through a sweater?

        • Brooklyn Mannn

          yeah man you have to be a virgin to not tell real from fake tits

          • iherw

            explains why most of the chivers can't.

            • Trollhunter

              Your mom's are real……

      • Karma

        You looked nice before and probably still look great in the after shot, but I don't think you needed to change anything. As long as you are happy, hope it was worth it. Otherwise, 99% of us here feel you didn't have to change a thing.

    • Brian

      Ruined is a bit harsh, but agree as to sentiment. Nearly flawless in first two pics. Either way, still great body, now with more curves. I like curves too.

      • Cup Size

        I like big tits.

    • SLy_C

      Agreed! Leave nature alone.

    • ladyfriend

      Agreed! i have naturally big breast and so why anyone would want to augment is beyond me! I would take the first 2 pics any day!

    • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

      Maybe her right tit was smaller than her left. I had a girlfriend who shed some LB's and her right tit shrank more than her left…maybe she got the fake tits to make everything symmetrical. She's still smoking hot!

    • Dave

      Agreed!! She failed.

    • Hippy Dan

      Agreed! silicone ruined your beutiful curves!

    • DeBoh

      BOO you all are gay or something after she had them done she obviously stopped starving her self and the new hips legs, and I'm sure ass look amazing. Your smoking hon

      • BoohYAh

        actually your all wrong.. she looks a little soggy around the midsection to me… just because your tits are bigger doesn't mean you need to eat twice as much…

        • shaunvw

          "your" vs "you're" FAIL

    • Yesterday

      Did you buy the boobs because you were tired of being a fat chick with no tits?

    • datrufe

      just wow…u looked so much better b4. plus whoever did the boob job really jacked it up. looks like lots of the silicone leaked straight to your stomach.

    • hMMMM

      you and Tara Reid should get together and see who had the worse boob job. WTF is that shit in the third picture? Tits aren't supposed to be a perfect circle.

    • Brother Maynard

      that's got to be one of the worst boob jobs i've ever seen *thumbs down*. makes me sad.

      • Rick James

        i wish i had 4 hands, so i can give them titties 4 thumbs down. hahahaha im RICK JAMES bitch

    • sick of hypocrites

      You bunch of fucking hypocrites are the same people who cry whenever someone "judges" peoples life choices. You base whole arguments on "to each their own" when freaks get tattooed and pierced from head to toe or the dress some certain way. Well fuck all of you! I think she looks better with the boobs! fake tits that are done right, feel and look better than real ones any day

      Girl I you look way hotter with the boobs and hips!

      • sick of ass kissers

        Waaaahhh! Stop being such a whiney little cunt. She's a fat fuck, and the tits look horrible.

    • Kay tay

      yeah. chicks that jack up their perfectly bodies don't have issues/aren't attention whores. lulz.

    • sllimcat

      your tits were fine , i am not so sure

    • TPF95PGT

      She was hot, now she's fake but it's her decision…

    • guest

      this is sad, they WERE perfect

    • SpankyHam

      I preferred the before, but I wouldn't kick the after out of the bed. I'm more interested in what she's hiding behind her. BOOTAY!!!

      • Normal

        With a name like Spanky Ham, I'm guessing you're a fat-fuck too.

        • Rest of The World

          or american. same thing.

    • nosebleed

      When I saw that third pic I thought it was a joke. I lawled. Looks like someone drew those boobs on using msPaint.

      • laurennsfw

        you could land a plane in that refund gap!

    • Bluto

      Can't agree with all the insults, but I do fall in the PRE camp.

    • Orikx

      Doesn't matter. It's Photoshopped anyways.

    • tim

      agree

    • Nighteye2

      I have to agree – sorry to say it but it looked way better before the boob job. As usual. Natural boobs are almost always better than fakes.

    • randyflagg

      Natural was better 😦

    • Kay

      ok the picture in the middle is me now… and after the boob job… the chive got my pictures mixed up…. the middle and the bottom is after the boob job…

      • JOHN

        Still….

      • rabble

        Don't worry Kay, most of the people posting negative comments would never be secure enough with their bodies to send their pictures in. Nice tits, by the way.

      • Nighteye2

        I know. And sorry to say, but you still look better in the first picture, before. =/

      • laurennsfw

        send us moar and prove us wrong then! 😉

      • Misfit7734

        The second picture is by far the best. I think the third is just a bad picture. Submit a pic next week, don't mention its you and watch everyone say your a 10

      • its_forge

        Er okay so you were puffy right after the surgery and you trimmed down? The middle pic is a good look and those are very nice looking even if they're implants. Sometimes implants can work out just fine. And don't think I ain't kicking myself for daring to say anything bad about someone who's a little soft in the middle.

    • Side Note

      1. Pic 3 looks like she just had them done; fyi they will drop and look more natural with time(gravity is gravity)
      2. pic 2 is a side view and 3 is a frontal; look at her thighs they are the same size…so ya'll are saying she just got 'fat' in her tummy >.> thats a new one
      3. Most of the male chivers go GaGa over the faked breasted women on 'burn your bra day'
      So in a nut shell guys want girls with fake breast without bras but they must be in a T-shirt or else they look fake??
      You're very sexy; I'd make you a sammich 😛

    • Rhoethbeort

      From sexy to sad in one easy step…

    • Brad

      She looked amazing until someone stapled two upturned plastic bowls to her chest!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001833037539 Adam Kedzior

      Agreed. Ruined it. nice work.

    • OwnerOfYou

      Do you have the receipt?! Can you return them!?!

    • Barry McKokkinner

      Sweet lady, go with what makes you happy. You looked great before and you look great now. I only hope you did it for your own healthy reasons and I'm sure they're awesome and tons of fun to play with. Don't listen to any of the haters out there.

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #21 ahhh I know what she did last night..I just don't know who she did…

    • Brian

      Someone who likes to scratch, I know at least that much.

    • Noname

      Good eyes man

    • Dick Salad

      Either a chick or a very feminine guy.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    got home, chivette calendar on my doorstep and now SC! great start for my weekend!

    PS: #47 you are so gorgeous i actually forgive your duckface. but dont let it happen again!

    • Kevin

      Absolutely beautiful smile. Please don't ruin it with duckface. Most importantly, GO BLUE!

    • bollyver

      Dylan's hump is not shown in the calenadar and LG has red eye, otherwise not bad. Sparty please submit more views.

      • Seagull

        Hey, it's not my fault. LG told me not to shoot it in her mouth, so I panicked!

      • eye color

        Because LG actually has red eyes.

    • SDC

      best of the bunch….moar please

    • Bstrong04

      You are beautiful.

    • okayawesome

      Obviously a new chiver or she would have known not to use the duckface picture.

    • transvestight iyt

      she is a transvestite 8=========>

  • be gentle

    Where are the BBWs?

    • schnizz

      at golden corral where they belong

      • P.J.

        bahahahahah fuck yeah!

  • Akon

    #60…good plumber, but bad at cleaning her bathroom.

    • grrregg

      She has obviously cleaned out the cabinet so your comment is wrong.

      • Akon

        Fair enough

    • https://www.facebook.com/hustla.275 Michel Payette

      Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……….

    • Elcastino

      This is the first time I was ever turned on by plumbers crack. Well done!

    • YourMom

      Topless plumbing is the best plumbing IMHO>

      • Bluto

        I don't know, I'd prefer my plumber keep HIS shirt on.

  • Do0zer

    #42 Perfect breasts!

    #69 Guys love thigh highs. Keep rocking those!

  • that_dude_b

    #23 #28 #87 have some bangin bodies! keep up the awesome work chivettes!

  • Taco_Depot

    #21 Anyone notice the scratches? 😉

    • psully23

      Someone had a little fun before this photo

      • BigCharles

        Sorry, couldn't help myself. You should see the scratches she left on my back though, those are epic. 😉

        • Dick Salad

          So your claiming you scratched her like a little feminine bitch? Know how I know your gay?

          • Squiggy

            From the fact he was FUCKING her?

            • No salad

              god, chivers are retarded.

              • LoupFer

                …and here you are!

                • No salad

                  so then we're all retarded. including you. as i said "chivers are retarded".

    • Grant

      #21 Her boyfriend must have long nails, wonder what colour he paints them?
      #4 She can share with me if she wants

    • Randy

      Lol you should have said:
      "When you see it you'll shit bricks."

      • iherw

        god forbid you say something original……

    • BIG MIKE

      I did too …. that's funny !

    • JOHN

      #45 G-MAN PRIDE!

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