Old timers that are cooler than you or I (31 Photos)

  • Erick

    #7 smoking a springroll?

    • Gman

      no, its a weery big brunt

  • Mr 41

    First, to say that I want to live just long enough to become a burden to my children.

  • Equinox029

    Sooner or later you get to an age where you just don't give a fuck.

    • Bored

      Yep, my thoughts exactly.

    • Phuket

      I'm already at that age

  • SpacemanSpiff

    #17 just reminds me of my own granny

    she gives everybody she knows the finger when they pass in front of her house…just because she can

    • I did her

      Your granny gives the best BJs.

      • SpacemanSpiff

        whoa, can it be? are you really a troll?

  • carl

    #5 they should switch bottoms

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      I'd prefer they switch tops

      • carl

        well played sir.

  • rick ross

    #25 lmao

    • Maynard B.

      Whaddya gonna do, arrest me you fuckers?!

  • Rahm Emanuel

    It's "Old who are cooler than you or me"…retard…would it kill you to learn some freaking english…

    • Craigery

      "I" not "me".

      • Grammar Cop

        It's actually "me." You wouldn't say "Older who are cooler than I."

        • DubStu

          Yes…yes, you would. If you were to use the correct English grammar, that is.

          Many don`t (and both are acceptable), but from a purely grammatical point to use "me" is incorrect.

          Pfft…"Grammar Cop" indeed!

          • It's420Somewhere

            Both aren't acceptable, asshat. It should have been "me".

            • wakazoo

              Nope. The sentence is actually "… who are cooler than I [am]" with the verb being understood and hence omitted. you wouldn't say "…who are cooler than me am" now would you?

              • A BiPolar Guy

                me would

    • Shitcago

      suck it you crooked commie scumbag

    • KingDerp

      Where's my taco!

    • truth

      Pot, meet kettle.

    • DubStu

      Err…I don`t know what type of English they taught at your school, but, the title is written in the correct English grammatical form… 🙂

      • Rahm Emanuel

        You went to a state school didn't you…retard…

        • Ivy

          Go suck on a tail pipe Rahm, you troll!

      • It's420Somewhere

        Did you go to school in the Bronx?

    • Dewey Cheetum & Howe

      There should be a question mark at the end of your sentence.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      only retards call people retards for being retards, you retarded mentally challenged retard!

  • Csquaredapparel

    #29 Grandma's a badass!

    • SimonPhoenix

      My favorite grandma in the bunch!

  • retired soldier

    Hell yeah.

  • chicago

    crazy old man of the neighborhood – not really. just means he's having fun fuckin with young people.

  • rikooprate

    What's a 72yr old vagina smell like? Depends… See what I did there?? No? *sigh*

    • niq

      The Great Depression.

    • J_Dub

      best comment so far… now the answer is; depends on when they were changed haha 😡 …gross

  • Underbaker

    Grandpa kept insisting that it was his new Smart Car. #26

  • Haha

    #9 Tired?

    • marsspider


  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #31 Puff puff pass asshole, you are hogging the whole joint.

    • TJ_Designs

      You do know that's a Wii controller, right?

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

        What's a Wii? Sound dirty.

    • Craigery

      That's a Wii remote.

  • Underbaker

    Always wondered who took them out. #29

  • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

    When you get as old as most of these folks, you can do whatever the hell you want. I want to get that old…

  • TJ_Designs

    #14 was the Original Girl with the dragon tattoo

  • japseye

    new world order dont be a ding bat, starts again all goog when i dont even know which slipper to put on think demencha as taken my brain, your begining to bore me so….buick up your chat or gtfo and stfu

    • jasgat66

      Hey japseye, Thanks for making no fucking sense…

  • Sophia

    For real! Grandmas with tramp stamps!

  • FUCK!!!

    BTW, fire the guy that orders the t-shirts. assholes.

    • Guy with Chive Shirt

      Why…he's doing a stand up job of keeping the demand high and supply only just enough so the demand remains high. It's smart business economics.
      If you are bitching about not having a shirt, you really should have ordered one sooner than.

      • FUCK!!!

        I tried to order one exactly at 0900. Order one sooner? Oh what a brilliant idea, you must be a genius. You mean sooner when they were still out of stock?

        • suks 4 U

          you're doin it wrong. I've gotten through a total of three times. you should probably google "pacific standard time" and see how it matches up with your time zone 😉
          (btw I've placed an order on three separate releases only grabbin 1 or 2 shirts each time)
          kinda dickish of me to rub it in, but it's kind of a dick move for you to say shirt guy should get fired, just sayin

        • Thoridin58

          I set my alarm for 12 Noon (9 AM PST) since I'm on the east coast. Got on and ordered 1 each of BFM, theChive and Keep Calm without any problem. What is your major malfunction that keeps you from doing something so simple?

  • Master_Rahl

    #5 She doesn't look very old at all…

    • Guesty

      old enough for me

  • Guibombe

    #29 Grandma knows best!

  • thedude325

    #3 Kowabunga!

  • JshWGrdn

    #24 He thinks its a real guitar…

    • Asshole a plenty

      I'll bet you that he use to play real guitar

    • Thoridin58

      He's probably more of a Rocker than many of will ever be.

      • Thoridin58

        Correction: …than many of us…

  • http://www.facebook.com/Gingergreek Pani Booyah

    No rod stewart?

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