Your makeup is big fat liar (22 Photos)

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  • reebus

    first!

  • misschris

    What wizardry is this??

  • he says she says

    Some people wanna watch the world burn ..

  • aj mohr

    DOESN'T MATTER, HAD SEX

    • Hunter X

      ooooh….trust me. It'll matter later.

      • josejohnandrew

        It's a trap!

  • http://twitter.com/TonyDanzaPervo @TonyDanzaPervo

    MOLES!

    • Sir Boobsalsot

      Mooooooley moley moley moley!

    • Yes

    • C-nt

      moley, moley, moley

  • Rusty

    #21, still wouldn't.

    • 2pumpdump

      Rusty your a dam liar.

      • ChaseTheWalker

        you're*

      • EvadeTheJogger

        *damn

    • The Gonk

      Neither would I. She's in bits in the first picture and looks like a boy in drag in the last

      • mihaisuzuki

        The truth has been spoken! +1

  • V4D3R

    scary

  • Dalton

    fuck i hate shit tons of makeup. it fouls me out

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    Bet she squeaks during sex

    • truth

      Bet he grunts is more like it.

  • stolen_art

    Isn't make-up supposed to be an improvement?

  • SenorRock

    I'm just glad this didn't turn out to be a dude.

    • Active_hunter

      At least the title gave a little pre-warning. Cause then if it had been a dude it would really have been WTF!

  • Nerfherder

    #7 Did she glue her eyelid open or something?
    How did it get to this? #10 How does she blink?

    • Craigery

      Yes, some Asian women use glue or double-sided tape to make give their eyelids a "Western" fold. Some even have surgery. It's sad, really.

      • https://www.facebook.com/Jamalame Jamie Walton

        It is sad because they are beautiful just the way they are!

    • Da Sandman

      asking myself the same thing!!

  • Chive2victory

    Lies! Two ppl

  • Unfkngblvbl

    Well, I guess I'm done eating today

  • Anonymous

    I wanna cut it of and make guacaMMMOLE!!!

  • SinisteR

    Throw a bucket of water on her and watch her melt like the Wicked Witch.

  • OhSomeEvil

    #3

    I have the weirdest boner right now

  • S.E.R.I.O.U.S

    BOGEY ON EYE

  • Craigery

    All that work, and she doesn't bother trying to hide the moles?

  • jax

    #7. Wtf. Did she give herself an eyelid!?

  • Bogus_Shizzall

    She wouldn't be so without the makeup bad if she smiled

    #2 #16

    • MattConlee

      You accidently the whole English language.

  • Mike

    So dangers now, never date a girl with makeup!

  • Iam_Davey

    wheww..
    at first I thought it was a guy in drag.
    #22
    This is why u have to get the hell out of there before morning!

  • http://www.facebook.com/rikooprate Rick Allen

    Her chin got pointier, right??

    • Vic

      Definite signs of shopping

      • black27696

        That and the nose fucking changed.

        • ness

          it think the smile will make the skin tighter so her chin more defined and she put make up on her nose, which the shadow makes look straighter

  • crazydog

    MOLE!!!!! MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLE!!!

    • varlotto

      I just wanna chop it off and turn it into tiny bits of guacamoleeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Here's a yen, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!

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