Sh!t Girls Don’t Say (Video)

Pretty good try at humor ladies.

This is perfect.

Funny as hell.

Test…play for GF. If she laughs, keep her!

Played for GF. She laughed. She didn’t realize how close she came.

If only

"you're right" would bring me to climax every time

I don't really get it. My gf says at least half of those things.
And being right is getting annoying cause she gives me right even when I'm wrong!
But I love her. She's perfect. Even though hearing about her taking a poo is a little bit too much information…

whats wrong with talking about feelings jk hahahaa

Didn’t even smile, Mad tv is funnier than this shit

I say at least 11 of those all the time I guess my husband is just lucky.

Go Dawgs!

i like this one too

That was great!

I'm a girl and I say about half of those things. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Funny but… I say most of those things!

i watched this 3 times and weeped in fetal position everytime. chive on damnit.

I wouldn't know… http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/…

Soo…. this made me chuckle, at 50 second in she is at a cemetery. Why would you go out of your way to go somewhere creepy like that just to film a 2 second line that was "I wouldnt f*ck Ryan Gosling". Dafuq?

An impressive share! I have just forwarded this onto a co-worker who was doing a little research on this. And he actually bought me breakfast because I discovered it for him… lol. So allow me to reword this…. Thanks for the meal!! But yeah, thanks for spending time to talk about this issue here on your site.

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