The awesome that is Barney Stinson (29 Photos)

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  • ChicO85T

    #2 true story…

    • mihaisuzuki

      maybe he should write a FAQ on that topic. 🙂

  • uhhh


    • Chris

      Dude seriously, Call a Help Line and move on.

  • passwordistaco

    That guy gets more ass…..wait just threw up a little.

    • caleb

      Random redundant comment coming up……He kills the ladies yet loves a nice hard one. Screw you Doogie.Howser. Stupid fake doctor.

  • Wark

    #29 Legen-wait for it. . .

    wait. . .

    almost. . .


    • Del

      and i hope youre not lactose intolerant because the second part is DARY

  • misschris

    I do love me some Barney Stinson. He cracks me up 😀


      you look pretty sexy. When are we gonna see a dedicated post to you?

  • akbrown006


    Bitches love Doogie Howser.

    • truth

      But Doogie Howser doesn't love bitches.

      • Daniel Angelo Monaco

        He doesn't need to.

    • gs425

      But Doogie loves the Bros

  • BarrowsBOY

    The only thing I love more than Barney saying stuff like that, is him getting slapped ^_^

    Happy Slapsgiving Chive.

  • Chadwick
  • Humpalotapus

    This show is a farce! Knowing that Barney is played by a gay, gay man just doesn't work!

    • andy

      actually kinda makes it more hilarious…

    • doc

      You mean that an actor on a TV show is not really that character? I think it's called acting… and a good actor can make us believe in the character. This is like saying that "Schindler's List" was a farce because Ralph Fiennes isn't really a sadistic Nazi.

    • Vee

      Ohhhh no!!! A gay actor plays a straight man… help us all… When I watch the show I don't sit there and go, "Man, this just ruins it knowing he's gay." Instead I sit there and laugh and enjoy the show for what it is, a comedy.

    • Homestar13

      So does it bother you that the extremely flamboyant guy from Will and Grace (Jack) is actually a straight man?

      • Tits Mcgee

        Nice try but Will is the straight one in real life. Jack is pretty much as gay as he acts

    • legion

      You're an idiot.

    • Facepalm to you

      You do know that most shows on tv are not real right, basically every show on tv is people pretending to be someone they're not. They're what's the word…actors and actresses and they do this for a living. Also, SPOILERALERT: Movies…SAME THING.

    • majorfathead

      "Lighten up Frances" Sgt. Hulka

    • dude


    • Aussie

      You see I cover it up by thinking that it's one of Barney's plays. Pretending to be gay, because everyone knows how much girls like gay guys.

  • BLupp blupp

    Aint he gay?

    • nevermore

      did you go back to playing your banjo after you typed that?

    • newscot

      The actor's gay. The character isn't. Yes, there is a difference.

      • caleb

        It's like looking at Amber Heard. Sweet Christ I want to wreck that but I know that a tongue or dilly will be doing the job, with pleasure.

    • @DickScore

      Which makes his womanizing SOOOO much better.

  • Phil

    You do know that he is gay right…. But he is still awesome!

    • Travis

      Who cares if he's gay

    • douche

      thats why its titled Barney Stinson and not NPH douchnozzle

    • Lisa

      OMG HE'S GAY? SO GLAD YOU POINTED THAT OUT seeing as how he came out almost six years ago

  • Spencer_on_Fire



  • Peggy


    See, its a trait from birth, not a choice, because, really, who would CHOOSE to give up boobs?

    • meme


    • Dunny_

      Excellent point Peggy.
      Unfortunately due to the constant commercial airings, all I want to know is if USA Prime Credit isn't busy today that you have time to scroll The Chive?

    • Calvin


  • echogeo

    Pretty fly for a gay guy.

  • untamedride

    #29 no argument

  • eclipze

    Legend, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the next word is, Dairy. Most awesome line.

  • Chazz_B

    #3 is one of my favorite moments in the series… the highest of fives /bow

  • jrey81

    #20, a superlative statement on how gay twilight is! #29 true story… Barney Stinson and Ron Swanson the polar opposite kings of metro and macho in the sitcom world.

  • nemesis

    Yes, NPH is gay. No, Barney Stinson, the fictional character, is not. NPH is an actor, Barney Stinson is his character.

    NPH is awesome. Barney Stinson is awesome. Let them be awesome together.

    • Jak

      Yeah, but that would be gay!

    • Dirk Diggler

      If they were awesome together, only NPH would be happy. Barney would vomit at the disgust.

  • val

    This gllery HAD to be done.

  • etcrr

    Remember when gay meant happy?

    • Sleep_Salone

      Remember when etcrr meant Stan_Dalone?

  • R2_Pinky

    I found myself reading them in his awesome voice 🙂

  • wellthatsnice

    for those of you yelling that he's gay…its called acting out a character. I know acting has taken a back seat in movies and TV to…well…not acting, and not having talent. But back in a time before we all lost our sanity, acting was an art form in which an "Actor" would would change his/her personality and mannerisms on screen or stage to become a completely different person. That new person was often called a "character". Barney Stinson is a "character".

    • heywoodjablowme

      well said.

  • Del

    IN my body , where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.

  • dontbelieveeverlast

    listen i need to do something other than interwebz its boring and u lot fail my everyday..pretty much for the last 2 years u've stolen all my money and health and i dont think i like u anymore

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