Get low, get dirty, and have a good time (32 Photos)

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  • etcrr

    #5 I don't think that is what they meant by going clamming

    • Dick Salad

      Dear Diary… Jackpot!

      • dan

        Dear Mr. Salad…get a new fucking joke!

  • myself

    #4 Laughed far harder than I should have.

    • DaddyD

      He must have used a spell. Mine was only 8 inches after I folded it in half.

    • pewt T Pantz

      did you poop your pants?

    • It's 420 somewhere

      Then you must be 13 years old

    • myself's Mom

      shouldn't you be in school?

  • Mad Hittman

    #18 Oh God why??

    • Chris

      This is why we can't have nice things!

    • SuperiorTo8

      God has nothing to do with this

      • ^faggot

        well, aren't you witty

        • Jawbone

          You, however, are a fucking Rhodes Scholar, obviously. Cunt.

          • Physio the rapist

            whats wrong?

    • Limonade

      I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

      • Anti-Dumbass

        i'd be happy to shoot you into space…..

        • Pro-Smartass

          You misspelled "in the face."

    • Johnc

      How is this legal?

  • etcrr

    #21 it won't hurt or do damage after all she's blonde

    • Dave

      still fapped

    • J.r

      Fatality!

  • etcrr

    #25 disturbed that is all

    • Katie

      this is why you don't get tattoos that you can't cover up, one day you will be old

    • Dave

      That is Walt from Breaking Bad after a couple of more seasons

  • Anjin-San

    #28

    Quite sure they do that on purpose

    • Sh1t Yeah

      Anyone know … shopped or real?

      • Whitecox

        Nobody watches basketball, so the mystery remains.

      • D-Rob

        It is very much real at the Ole Miss Vs Aurburn game 1/14/2012 we Ole Miss lost 69-68 in double over time and our players happened to add to my surffering by sitting like they did letting cat out of the bag about all of us white boys

  • Josh Gorter

    #24 Yeah that was a pretty bad winter storm, heard 28 cars got stuck.

    • thedude325

      yea and all those seals died….

  • SuperiorTo8

    #29 I can only imagine how much that outfit must get that guy laid

    • ben

      because when you think about it getting laid is all that matters right?

    • Yes

      He wears it to black tie parties.

  • dashete

    #8 At least he took care of business first

    • dirtysteve99

      looks like he didn't stop though.

  • cider drinker

    #5 Jackpot!

  • Deadpool

    #16 Truth

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      for the second time this week….

      • lonin

        Still true.

  • Redynz

    I see what #14 did… got a Blackberry! Crazy indeed.

  • Physio

    #32 They're on to me!

    • suck it trebek

      i heard it in sean connery's voice… haha
      "i'll take the rapist for 200"

      • JHL1

        you're mother heard it in sean connery's voice last night trebek!

    • Dude

      Psycho-the-rapist works better

  • Rollout25

    #32 Tobias Fünke: I was a professional twice over – an analyst and a therapist. The world's first "analrapist".

  • Chubby

    #5 is a window dummy, so go shopping then!

  • Tom

    You're a douche because you're a hipster. My argument is valid.

    #9

    • josh

      just a question, how many of you actually know hipsters in real life, because I had a hipster for a roommate last year and he was a really cool guy once I got to know him

      • Average Chiver

        BAWWWWW THUMBS DOWN!!!!!

    • pewt t pants

      you have poop in your underpants

    • JHL1

      Urkle grew up! Sorta

  • spicticus

    Love the stream of urine following #8 down as he falls.

  • SweetBabyJesus

    Navin R. Johnson, I summon thee.

    • NRJ

      Yo!?

      • SweetBabyJesus

        It worked! XOXOHTH

    • Habububabakabibi

      The Jerk?

  • Limonade

    #27 I heard the people who take that tour are dicks.

    • DaddyD

      I heard it was the shitz.

  • Hugh-man

    #19 Look at the right foot of the guy in the blue shirt and tell me what I'm lookin at.

    • Katie

      A bent foot

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      You're looking at a computer screen. What did I win?

    • Underbaker

      The text you just typed before hitting "Submit Comment".

  • BNNJ

    A foot.

    • dirtysteve99

      reply fail

      • dan

        Grammar failure.

        • dirtysteve99

          Sentence fragment.

          • HotashNerd

            funny

  • Machinist

    #15
    "Fuck you, man, you're wearing my mother as a loincloth!"

  • x-mind

    #32 I wanna meet that Physio guy, whatever his name is.

  • Michael

    #18

    Good to know that the future generation is learning what's really important- abandoning all dignity to make yourself the object of sexual desire ASAP in life. Do people even teach their kids trades anymore? For ever one video of a child playing a guitar, there are like 1,000 of toddlers in tiaras pole-dancing and getting pregnant

    • Jon

      why you would watch videos of toddlers getting pregnant?
      you are fucked up

  • aciekay

    #18 😐 #22 i'll vouch for that.

    • Dick Salad

      That's not always a good sign. I banged a chick once who did that to me… months later I asked about it and she said it was because I was too big and it hurt so it was like some kind of retribution shit. Bitches be crazy…

      • Robert

        …I've never had a girl who did that for retribution….

        • Teh the

          obviously you have a small penis.

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