The story of Seymour the cat (16 Photos)

  • silentwalkaway

    Great kids book in the making!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      well they ALREADY made the cartoon show…

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      I see more of a Japanese cartoon in the making.

    • Si1entStatic

      where can I get one of said Hobo killing kitties?
      The local pet shops don't carry them….. are they exclusively online?

      The Hobo problem in Chicago could use some pruning…..

  • moose!

    thumbs down, and primes sucks

    • yup


    • banana flapjacks

      seymour sucks. i bet he couldn't kill anyone. he looks like a real pussy

  • antitango

    W. T. F.?

    • jeston23

      Exactly. Was this meant to be posted on The Berry or something?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Yeah, I thought this was going to be a story about a sick cat that needed our help or something….then WTF ensues.

    • AKBAR

      Mac needs to be let go. SERIOUSLY!!!!

      • lindy919

        Long live MAC!!!
        Long live MAC!!!
        Long live MAC!!!
        Long live MAC!!!
        Long live MAC!!!
        Long live MAC!!!
        Long live MAC!!!
        Long live MAC!!!
        Long live MAC!!!
        Long live MAC!!!

        • ThatGuy

          Hey Mac.

    • Pablo

      I thought you were saying wednesday, thursday, friday.

    • George

      look out antitango the evil cats are comin to get ya :p
      they're mean and they hate hobos…

    • gnocco

      Its not even Saturday!

  • dirk digler

    what in the holy hell?!?

    • Holy Hell

      What ?

  • Squire


    • trollfacer.jpg

      seriously, WHAT THE FUCK CHIVE … this is the shittiest ever. 9gag bro.

    • Dan

      Must be a bunch of engineers online today. Nerds with no sense of humor.

  • MSD

    this will only make it harder for me to convince my friends that cats aren't creepy as fuck

    • dirk digler

      that's because cats ARE creepy as fuck!

      • Mikey

        I don't particularly find fuck creepy….cats, yeah.

  • Anonymous

    Cats are gay as shit!

  • ramon

    I needed this. Thank you Chive.

    • Ferret

      Like i need a shotgun to the face

  • Le Coq

    WTF moment of the day

    (nightmare incoming)

  • Bost

    ok.. I really like the chive but what the hell was that?

    • frank


      • driz

        faggot losers

        • frank

          also agreed.

    • Dan

      It was funny. Get a sense of humor, douche.

      • uhiu

        stop trying to push yours on everyone else. asshole.

  • SlimShady

    What the deuce!?

  • BuffaloJustSayin

    wtf, mate?

    • BuffaloJustSayin

      Tell me about what dreams are about, Chive.

  • jdfish2279

    Mac, you silly Bastard.

  • Wet_tosti

    Get me the flamethrower I'll have this covered!

  • That Guy

    Swing and a miss chive…

    • Dan

      You're soooo cool. You are too tough to laugh at a funny post because it has kittens in it.

      • I M KEWL RNTI?

        Dan was raised by cats. That's why he's such a taint-licking pussy.

  • Jlee

    Lay off the drugs and get back to finding some good content.

    • tehehe

      i'm on the drugs, and i found this to be pretty damn good content

  • Cherie

    We love Mac the intern! Please let us know when he is going to be replaced so we can throw him a goodbye party. Please. 🙂

    • Nomas


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    • SlimShady

      I could be wrong, but it seems Mac is probably fully employed by now and the name "Mac the Intern" just stuck with him. If you remember he used to only post on weekends, now it seems like he posts much more. Well, at least us long time Chivers can remember. I also remember when Patty was losing weight. Whatever happened to that Chive?

      • j22

        Must have given up.

    • Dan

      Manly stud can't laugh at funny kittens.

      • Nad

        Big pile of gay laughs at funny kittens.

      • Jessica

        ironically enough, you seem to be the one overcompensating for something, Dan. i'm a woman. i love cats. not everyone agrees on what's funny. get over yourself.

        • Jessica

          P.S. this post wasn't funny.

  • Aznsupastar

    Was this book authored by the same person who wrote, "Everybody Poops"?

  • andfukyamoms

    It made me laugh, dont know what everyone is bitching about.

    • Dick Salad

      Even picture books are hard to follow for some I guess…

    • driz

      the chive is full of fuckn losers, thats why, and i mean LOSERS.. FUCKING HIPSTERS IF U AINT A GANGSTER OR IN THE GAME U AINT COOL

      • Rey

        So what the hell are you doing checking out the site? GTFO! Btw this made me laugh, stop complaining about it…

      • Murphy, it's you

        1) worst. troll. ever.
        b) dregs of the gene pool

        • Ferret

        • The Chivery

          Well, he's obviously the second one, because he's a Chiver, just like us!

          Chive on!

  • echogeo

    That was brutal.

  • josh

    best one in a while

  • Der_Joe

    Chive you can do better

  • krypto092108

    Thanks, folks! This gets my engines spooling…

  • pooper

    that was…. odd

  • Faust

    Considering that we just has a serial homeless person killer arrested here in Yorba Linda, CA I fail to see the humor in this post.

    • Lucky_Charms

      I fail to see anything holding your ears apart.

      • Bill Posters

        That's funny.
        and cute.

    • Lucky_Charms

      Oh, and by the way, they got the wrong guy.

    • Craigery

      Debbie Downer. wah wah waaaaaaaaah.

      • j22

        The word you are looking for is "womp"

    • kick it

      It's called dark humor. we joke about subjects not to be joked with for that reason. watch "Dr.Strangelove" and learn how to cope with un-funny subjects being hilarious. it's a good coping mechanism.

      also you're totally being a wet blanket.

    • Jawbone

      Look harder. Humor abounds, soccer mom liberal.

    • lindy919

      I'm in Mission Viejo and that only makes it funnier

    • NaTaS

      For someone who picks a moniker like 'Faust' you should Really lighten up.

    • panama99

      I fail to see why you are taking it so seriously……..supposedly the serial homeless killer was arrested but maybe his cat accomplice is still on the loose so you better get out there and start warning every-one and give them a dollar.

      Did I love the post ……no.

      Did I chuckle a little yeah…when he was holding the knife and head.

      I gues that makes me a bad person.

    • mittens

      Hobos were migratory laborers. It would seem more plausible that cats would single out hobos, instead of just killing bums at random, since it would be more difficult to declare people missing, when they are known to travel for extended periods. Cats are cunning like that.

      • Dick Salad

        epic response!

    • Dan

      You're a whiny bitch.

      • True American

        oh, the irony…..

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